New Sensations Flirts Dangerously With Discrimination In “Big Cocks Required”

May 26, 2009
DCYPHER

Typically, questions regarding the inner workings of an individual's life—including religion, drug history, social networking affiliations, and penis size—fall well outside the employer's right to ask during the screening process. That's not stopping these voracious size queens from establishing their own ground rules—as these pictures clearly prove.

It's going to be a hot summer if New Sensations has their way, both in terms of incendiary sex scenes and white hot legal debates. Next week, in the first official week of your fun-in-the-sun staycation, they plan on unleashing volume uno of "Big Cocks Required," featuring the fearless Madison Ivy, Zoe Stunner, Melissa, Mimi Blaze, Annie Lee, and Kora Cummings; as well as their magically pliable orifices.

Men with larger than average penises and below need not apply to positions, as they will not be accepted.

A release like this says one thing and one thing alone: discrimination lawsuit. Once again, New Sensations has gone and alienated men with normal sized penises by showing the hottest and freshest vaginas of the next generation being practically destroyed by disastrously large fuck sticks. How will the average man follow that? They can't start them out on cocks so huge, dammit! They're truly doing these little strumpets an incredible disservice by virtually ensuring that theyll never be completely satisfied again.

Now look what you've gone and done, Tyrone Shoes. We hope you're happy.

"Big Cocks Required" starts destroying lives when it ships out next week. See for yourselves if you don't believe us.

New Sensations (newsensations.com)