Daddies, Don’t Let Your Daughters Grow Up To Be Cum Snorters

We've heard that girls whose fathers don't give them enough attention will act out with older men to get that attention. Usually that means stripping, sexting, being promiscuous, and porn. Honestly, cum snorting shouldn't be on this list.

That's because it's so fucking disgusting and disrespectful and inconceivably unsexy and degrading that we don't know how they came up with it. Leave it to diabolic mad porn genius Porno Dan to raise the bar to a level so perverse that it could shock hardened pornographers like us.

Natasha Nice, Aarlynn Barra, Tanner Mayes, Kirra Lynne, and Jackly Joy willingly line up to try to "out-snort" each other on huge wads of freshly jerked pearl jam, clogging their sinuses up permanently and ensuring in the process that no man who sees this video will ever want to be with (or kiss) them.

It's enough to make us want to shout angry questions at the screen as we watch the desecration of these young ladies' nostrils occur before our shocked and confused eyes. How did it come to this, ladies? Where the fuck were your fathers growing up? Didn't anyone ever tell you not to snort cum?!!! Winston? Tango? Foxtrot?!!!

So this is our final plea: to all you fathers out there, take some time to hang out with your daughters this week and show them that you love and care for them. Take an interest in what's happening in their lives. Act like you give a shit, hot shot, because if you don't, one day in the future you will wake up to your worst nightmare—60 year old Porno Dan forcing your little angel to vacuum up a mountain of fuck pudding while spanking her with a rubber chicken. If that's not enough to make you give a shit, we don't know what is.

''Snort That Cum 2" will be sent out into the world this week. If it's anything like the first volume, it should fly off shelves. People love cum snorting. What the hell?

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