The Principles Of Phoenix Marie’s “Dynamic Booty”

In "Dynamic Booty 6," Professor Alexander DeVoe gives us crash course in advanced thermodynamics using the butts of pornstars to demonstrate his theories. We thought that Phoenix Marie's booty slowed down time, but it turns out it's just gravitational time dilation near her event horizon.

Normally, five hours of thermodynamics lectures would be unbearably boring, but with Phoenix, Jenna Presley, Jada Stevens, Liza Del Sierra, Skin Diamond, and Rochelle Ryan helping out, every second of this movie is as educational as "The Magic School Bus" and as pornographic as, well, porn.

The first law of thermodynamics states that a booty at rest is likely to heat up when Prince Yashua approaches it. You can see this law at work with Phoenix Marie, who starts licking her own high heels in an attempt to calm her nerves before her scene with Prince Yashua. She knows that she'll soon be curled up in piledriver position with Yashua tenderly rimming her, and so both booty and booty-owner are buzzing with joy.

That brings us to the second law of thermodynamics: the piledriver is the perfect position for posterior penetration (also expressed as P to the power of 5). Phoenix Marie demonstrates this law quite well, as does Liza Del Sierra, who gives Mark Ashley multiple avenues for anal access. She sits in his lap, tucks her knees to her tits, and spins around every direction possible, but she isn't satisfied until Mark piledrives her into the couch. Then Liza is able to feel every inch of his dick inside her, and Mark is able to feast his eyes on the full bounty of her body.

The lessons in "Dynamic Booty 6" aren't just limited to anal sex—we should note that vaginas are equally important to the laws of thermodynamics. In fact, while Mr. Pete is balls deep in Jenna Presley's pussy, the two of them accidentally demonstrate the zeroth law of thermodynamics: eye contact can mess with all other physics. One little, pupil-driven moment of intimacy throws everything off, gravity drops sharply, Mr. Pete's legs float into the air, and all of space-time seems to bend around the steady slapping of thighs against thighs.

Professor DeVoe has really outdone himself with "Dynamic Booty 6," and we're very happy that he's been given tenure at Jules Jordan U. Buy yourself a copy of his lectures! Just don't use "Dynamic Booty 6" (or this preview) to help you in your physics class.

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