Kayden Kross Pioneers Acupenetration In “The Masseuse 3”

When acupuncture is too painful and acupressure too boring, Kayden whips out her secret weapon: her vagina. It's guaranteed to dispel all tension, turning her clients into soft, happy puddles who tip very generously.

Kayden gets many a chance to try out her techniques on the paying customers who frequent James Deen's (probably very illegal) massage parlor. James has already played host to two other horny, blonde masseuses—Jesse Jane and Riley Steele—but he's willing to take his chances on Ms. Kross because he likes her style, she has great eyebrows, and she packs a pink AK-47 in case Ashton Kutcher shows up to cause trouble.

Kayden actually starts her career as head of security, but it doesn't take long before she gets a promotion. Scott Nails comes in for a rubdown, and since all the girls are busy, Kayden decides to wing it. She can only get so far without any formal masseuse training, so when Scott starts to gripe about the constant barrage of karate chops to his spine, Kayden flips him over and starts sucking his cock. From then, the only sounds coming out of Scott's mouth are happy grunts and a bestial wail or two as he comes on her pretty face. James loves it when a girl takes initiative, so he starts sending Kayden out for house calls.

Her first official client is the horny Mick Blue, a doctor by trade and a pervert by nature. He's a lot like Quincy from "Quincy, M.E." in that he's supposed to be a medical examiner but he spends most of his time fucking around. Mick gets in trouble for boning Francesca Le in an examination room, so he has to start taking his massages at home. When Kayden comes to visit Mick, they waste no time getting to business. Both of them are dying to get off—Kayden is dealing with first-job jitters, and Mick is trying to forget Francesca—and Kayden doesn't even have the chance to remove her bra before she's on the bed, tearing at the sheets.

Meanwhile, James Deen pays a very special visit to his good friend Samantha Ryan. The back of the "Masseuse 3" box tells us that Samantha seduces him with her "lusty" ways, but these pictures seem to say otherwise. We can't find a single photo in which Samantha looks confident about the sexual experience she is sharing with James, even when she's fingering her own ass! James tries to stare lovingly into her eyes, make a real connection with her, and Samantha just flexes her face uncomfortably. "This is a one-time deal, James."

Will James Deen ever get a girlfriend? Perhaps the owner of a backpage massage parlor just isn't meant to find true love. At least he has a steady stream of babes flowing through his business. "The Masseuse 3" is out today!

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