Welcome To The “Filthy Family” House! It Always Smells Like Genitals

Think about it: five people, living in the same house, constantly having sex. It probably smells like humans in heat! They probably wash their sheets every day! Instead of greeting each other good morning, they probably just nod and plug in Glade air fresheners! Anyway, you get the idea; they're all very sexually active and we're sure it makes for a unique living situation.

Let's shift focus for a minute, and instead of talking about how they cope with each other's erotic fallout, we'll discuss the actual explosive events that keep this family happily pumped full of endorphins at the dinner table.

There's Evan Stone, the loving patriarch of the clan, who spends most of his time at work, fucking his secretary, Eva Angelina. They were first drawn together by circumstance--you know, working late nights together--but then they discovered they had tons in common. They share, um, a love of sex, and an appreciation for lingerie, and even the first three letters of their names! Evan knows that his heart will always belong to his wife, but his cock belongs to Eva; that's mostly because Eva is able to flex her pussy muscles around his dick as she rambunctiously rides atop it, and then she won't let go. Still, it's a professional relationship.

Evan's daughter, Ashlynn Leigh, is learning all about professional relationships from her teacher, Tommy Gunn. She's the golden child of the family, set to graduate at the top of her class and speed towards an exciting and successful future, but she needs to learn how to relax and have fun, too. That's where Tommy comes in: he's been tutoring her privately after school about the best ways to relieve tension through sex, and since Ashlynn's learned what it means to be in a professional relationship, she's fine with letting Tommy bend her over the desk and slam his dick balls-deep inside her pussy. Now, when she gets stressed in college, she can get some boy to bang her and she'll know to demand a clit rub while he fucks her. Bless your foresight, Tommy Gunn.

Evan's other daughter, Lexi Belle, is a bit of a problem child. She's sweet and intelligent, but she likes to cut class and spend the day fucking Ryan McLane. "Why should I waste time in class when I could use all those hours to have Ryan like my pussy?" Lexi asked her parents, who couldn't think of an argument but both instantly developed a craving for vagina. So, instead of school, this is what Lexi does with her day. She finds a nice unstable piece of furniture, like a low chair or an end table, and she challenges Ryan to bang her against or on it, cradling her in his arms, hitting all the sweet spots deep inside her. It's taught her more about physics than school ever did!

Tolstoy definitely said it best: "Happy families are all alike; every 'Filthy Family' movie that comes out is arousing in its own way."

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