Ladies Lap At Ladies’ Laps In “Meow! 2”

If you're not into the idea of characterizing ladies as cats, then you can pretend that "Meow!" is an acronym that stands for Munching Everything On Women, or Mouths Eat Orifices Well, or perhaps even Making Everybody Orgasm Whoa! The choice is yours.

If you're not into the idea of a movie in which there's punctuation before the number, well, honestly that bugs us a little, too. We all need to get past it because if we keep having these silly hangups about dumb things, we're never going to enjoy this vagina-on-vagina lovefest, and that sounds like a sad conclusion.

After Ash Hollywood spent a bunch of time flirting and fooling around with guys, she comes home to a very pissed-off Lily LaBeau. Lily won't stand for her girlfriend straying, and she intends to make her feelings known by making Ash come her brains out. The general idea is that Lily--with her skilled tongue and long fingers--will give Ash a orgasm so powerful that she can't get up off the couch to go holler at boys, but Ash flips the script and uses her tongue ring (and her nipple against Lily's clit) to banish jealousy from her lover's brain. These ladies are quite the sexual strategists!

The same can be said about Skin Diamond and Misty Stone, who seduce each other like birds with the help of bright feathers, shimmery makeup, and colorful lingerie. Skin gets control of Misty's heart with a little tip-of-the-tongue teasing followed by a four-finger salute to the back of Misty's pussy. However, just when Skin drops her guard, Misty goes straight for her ass and unlocks its mysteries with the help of a heavy glass butt plug. What did Misty learn therein?

To find out, you're going to have to get over your weird title issues and watch "Meow! 2." We swear, nobody even looks remotely feline in this film. Don't worry about it.

· Jules Jordan (julesjordan.com)
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