"I am going to take your fat, hairy balls in my ass because I like money," says Ashley Blue in "Girlvert 16", which I thought at first was a case of mistaken packaging. Who would expect from the boxcover the gripping family drama contained on the disc? Especially since Blue's quote above was something she repeated at the command of her dad (Herschel Savage)? Normally I shy away from porn that is depressing, but this movie is dirty and depressing, especially when the central casting porn creep Dirty Harry comes by with "Mr. Wiggle". Blue acts her ass off (upside down, in fact), but will she win anything? We will have to create our own awards show.
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