Watch Tristan Taormino Make A Porno!

You could try to casually meet Tristan, chat her up, make her laugh, become her friend, and hope that you someday get an invitation to one of her sets, or you could throw down a few bucks for a good cause and win the auction that lets you spend half of a day on set with Tristan. Friendship is cool and all, but let's be efficient about this.

This once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to watch one of the world's leading feminist pornographers at work comes to us courtesy of the non-profit Women, Action, & the Media (known affectionately as WAM! with a mandatory exclamation point) who have just kicked off a big bunch of online auctions. There are currently thirty-seven different items up for bidding, but we're obviously most thrilled by this chance to witness Tristan work her magic firsthand.

Travel and lodging aren't included in that package, so it may seem most attractive to people living near Los Angeles, but everybody can still bid on the ultimate collection of autographed Tristan Taormino movies! You can get all twenty-four of her films with her beautiful name scrawled on every last box, and the next minimum bid is only $25 (even though the estimated value is $700).

Basically, what we're saying is that you're going to give money to help women get better represented in the media and then you're going to get acquainted with Tristan in the near future. Your only choice is if that's in person or not.

· Place your bid at Bidding for Good (biddingforgood.com)

[At top: Mickey Mod and Jiz Lee from "Tristan Taormino's Expert Guide to Pegging"]