Picnic in the Park: All the Tits, Ass and Pussy You Can Eat

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As summer rolls on I hope you've experienced one of the season's many pleasures. That, of course, is the picnic, a commune with nature, a satisfying meeting of the tastes of touch and feel, and when you add a naked lady to the menu it's a feast for the penis, too! 

According to the description of the embedded Vimeo (also linked below), our lovely unnaturally colored and tattooed model Jenna is a first-timer. Considering that the video took only 15 minutes to make I could do a Warhol joke, but I'm more excited by the prospect of how many naked clips that means this alterna-babe can make. 

Do the math (not me, I'm terrible at math): There are 1,440 minutes in a day, which means 96 videos daily from Jenna and her cameraman, or 34,944 videos a year (not calculating for leap year). That's a lot of masturbation fodder, and just from this one woman. Now multiply that exponentially, as that's how many women are out there willing to get naked for our amusement, and you'll never be lonely again.

Yes, this workload may extinguish a few hothouse flowers before their time, but don't you think that's a worthy sacrifice to ensure men get to extinguish their loads?  

Via Summers Day Picnic from Movies on Vimeo.