‘The Cannabist’ Is Looking To Hire A Sex Columnist

We've all been there. You get high out of your mind and then read one of my posts on Fleshbot, thinking to yourself, I can write better sex columns than that asshole. Well guess what? Now you can do exactly that!

The Cannabist (link below) is looking for a sex columnist for their site. 

Our new freelance columnist will write about sex, relationships, intimacy, gender issues and more as it all relates to a world where marijuana is becoming legal — and oftentimes present in the bedroom. Our columnist will write about his or her own history, address trends, review related products and answer reader questions. This is a paid freelance position, and our ideal candidate will truly put him or herself out there.

So what are the requirements? Well, a resume isn't one, I can tell you that...

Send us one email (via this form with an all-caps “LET’S WRITE ABOUT SEX” in the subject line) by Oct. 1:

1. Your full given name and city of residence.

2. One paragraph, no more than 100 words, on why you’re qualified to be The Cannabist’s sex columnist.

3. A sex and relationship column — on the topic of your choice — of 300-600 words.

That’s it. We don’t want your resumes. No cover letters either. Pay careful attention to the word requirements. And meet our deadline of Oct. 1.

Man, they expect their writers to meet a deadline? Wait, what were we just talking about?

Via The Cannabist