Morning Wood: We’re Famous In Asia

· A Singaporean photographer is causing a ruckus with his new photo book featuring 300 Asian celebrities who obviously have very little shame. We've never heard of any of them either, but that won't stop you from looking at the pictures, will it? (shanghaiist.com + photos @ chinadaily.com.cn)

· Meet Yu Ninomiya, professional Japanese pretty lady. Does she qualify as an Asian celebrity, because now we definitely know her name? (mannysbabes.blogspot.com)

· The Malaysian town of Kota Baru will start fining women who expose their navels, or wear mini-skirts or see-through blouses. Also, the name Kota Baru translates to "no fun."(reuters.com)

· Meanwhile, could karaoke masturbation be the Next Big Thing to come from Japan? Probably not, but you read it here first anyway. (pornzio.com)

· If you write a blog for Microsoft, be careful who you steal your images from. You could become NSFW faster than you think. (blog.seattlepi.nwsource.com)

· When you see this street sign are you supposed to break, yield, or just take off all your clothes? Traffic laws can be so confusing. (woostercollective.com, via sexblo.gs)

· Even though there doesn't look like there's a single boob in sight, we wouldn't mind a copy of "The Pervert's Guide to Cinema." Not that we really a need a guide, but it never hurts to brush up on your studies. (thepervertsguide.com)

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