The Laptop Trapeze Is Here To Help You Jerk Off With Ease

With all the portability of today's electronic devices, one hurdle that's truly difficult to overcome is the need to use both hands to operate them. Anyone that's tried to balance a laptop or tablet on their lap while simultaneously trying to watch porn and, you know, enjoy it, has struggled with this problem. Well those days are now behind us with the advent of the Laptop Trapeze. 

According to AVN (link below), the device is designed to free up your hands from having to hold your device and use it at the same time, but the product's designer claims he never thought of one particular use for it until a co-worker pointed it out to him.

“The idea and use of the Laptop Trapeze was initially for laptops so you would recline and relax while working or surfing,” the inventor explained. “Then I realized it worked even better with a tablet computer. Instead of holding the tablet with one hand and surfing with the other, you could now let the Trapeze hold the device for you and use both hands to type or surf or just hold a glass of wine with one hand and work with the other.

“A co-worker of mine kept making fun of the product and calling it the ‘Laffy Wacky Masturbation Strappy’ (I'm guessing he used it that way because I gave him one),” Jerry B. continued. “And I always thought, well, sure you can use it that way if you want to. Watch some porn and take care of a little business while you're relaxing, ha ha.”

Come on, dude. I'm willing to give anyone the benefit of the doubt, but there's no way this didn't at least cross your mind while you were working on it. The odds of that are literally zero. At the very least, however, he's now embracing the idea that this is going to be its primary function.

Available since 2013, the Laptop Trapeze—a simple patent-pending design of a padded knee rest, nylon straps and clips to attach to a laptop or tablet—retails for $10.99, but Jerry B. said he is interested in working with adult companies to offer the Laptop Trapeze as an upsell item with their products.

Via AVN