Cosmo Finally Catches On To The Fact That Big Dudes Are The Best

Big guys get shit on a lot, and look, I get it. A lot of big guys are a total waste of space, resources, and stretchy fabric, but for the rest of us big guys just trying to make our way in the world, we don't get our due enough. However, Cosmopolitan (link below) recently published an article extolling the virtues of being with a big man, and I couldn't agree with them more.

They went ten deep, but I'm going to pull out my three favorites, all of which invalidate any arguments against dating a big dude. 

If he was teased as a kid for his weight, he may be uncommonly emotionally perceptive when it comes to other people's feelings. Which ultimately made him a wonderfully sensitive boyfriend/human. Thanks, shithead kids!

This is 100% true, and I'm glad that someone was able to articulate it. All those bastards who teased me my whole life were in fact making me more sensitive to a woman's needs. This is perhaps the greatest thing I've ever read. 

He won't pressure you to "be healthier." Your entire relationship will be based around carbs and dairy, and you will be so much happier than you were with that dude who was so obsessed with eating clean that he had the trans fat percentage of French fries tattooed on his body.

We're all going to die. All of us. It's a fact. Why not go out happy? Come sit by me ladies, I won't judge your eating habits.

In terms of comfort level, he's basically a third pillow with a dick. Dating a Big 'N' Tall essentially doubles your thread count, and you will recline nightly on a luxurious man-cloud.

This is another point. I don't mind being objectified. Calling me a third pillow with a dick is one of the greatest compliments you could possibly pay me, so I welcome the comparison. So ladies... Who's first?

Via Cosmopolitan