Wet Spots

· The Heather Mills saga takes an ugly turn with accusations of prostitution, threats of lawsuits, and more nude photos. Okay, the photos aren't so bad ... but maybe the newspaper that invented the Page 3 Girl be judging her so harshly? (newsoftheworld.co.uk + washingtonpost.com + thesun.co.uk)

· Not content to let one billion soccer fans get a good look at her thong, Toni Braxton adds a full-fledged nipple slip to her World Cup duties ... and we're not even out of the first round! Who knows what she's got planned for the semi-finals? (egotastic.com)

· Oklahoma says violent video games must be treated like pornography: hidden from sight and illegal to sell to minors. Where did they ever get the idea that video games and sex were somehow related? (gamasutra.com + Kotaku)

· A Chinese official is caught keeping a :"pleasure palace" full of concubines outside Beijing. It has something to do with the Olympics ... bribery ... corruption ... whatever. We're really just interested in the concubines. (timesonline.co.uk)

· The Exotic Erotic Expo and Ball makes its first trip to New York City this weekend, and if you don't already have your tickets, you can try winning some at an amateur strip-off tomorrow night. We imagine the competition will be pretty stiff ... and so will the audience! (exoticeroticball.com + adultfyi.com)

· We miss the days when films would warn us about the evils of illicit sex, while simultaneously titillating us with those same evils. In fact, you should probably watch every porn film two or three times so you fully understand the sick, nasty things you're never supposed to do. (bedazzled.blogs.com)

· Brokeback Fever continues to spread as fishing buddies all over the country wonder if having sex with their best friend would make them gay. If you've ever written a letter that starts, "I love chicks, but ...", that's definitely your first clue. (am-i-gay.com)

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