Wet Spots

· We hate to be accused of stretching the definition of what constitutes an upskirt shot (not to mention a nipple slip), but if Katherine McPhee's dress on this week's "American Idol" qualifies as "too hot" for TV, we guess we'll take it. When the cable's out, beggars can't be choosers. (idontlikeyouinthatway.com)

· A barbershop where the female hairstylists dress in sexy lingerie that the client can pick out has an intriguing business plan, but the woman quoted in this story doesn't quite see the point: "Anybody who really needed a haircut wouldn't go to a place like this." To which potential customers respond: "Duh." (wmur.com)

· Does Cosmopolitan really think that Mandy Moore has unlimited orgasms? At least it would help ease the pain of the trainwreck that was "American Dreamz." Wilmer Valderrama, however, must be kicking himself right about now. (yeeeah.com)

· We're not sure if this is the best breast cancer awareness campaign or the worst: Check Out My Breasts does provides important reminders and some useful tips for self-examination, but the servers will probably be overloaded by dudes looking to copy a virtual feel from a hot chick. You gotta know your audience. (checkoutmybreasts.com)

· Fox announces plans for a new reality show that will test the acting abilities of four porn starlets—as if pretending to enjoy being doubly penetrated while arching your back and making sure you're hitting your mark didn't test one's acting talents enough. (msnbc.msn.com)

· Traveling this summer? Don't book any tickets until you consult this list of the world's top ten strip clubs. Suddenly, Moscow in June doesn't seem like a such a bad idea. (beyondtheneon.blogspot.com via Gorilla Mask)