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This Week In Bad Taste (And Timing) Sure, there's a lot to make fun of where the Great Alabama Sex Toy Brouhaha is concerned, but autoerotic asphyxiation isn't one of them—contrary to whatever the person who made this YouTube video would have you believe. (Didn't he ever watch that episode of "Six Feet Under"?) More importantly, the minister in question died in June 2007. Dude, what took you so long? (YouTube, via pamshouseblend.com)

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fetish is where you find it

Introducing Your Newest YouTube Fetish: Boob Punching

We always try to do our best to stay on top of the world's latest fads and trends, be they an overly-specific fetish or a idiotic internet meme. Sometimes we get lucky and those two things are one and the same. But we were not aware until just now that "boob punching" is the hottest thing on the YouTubes since failed skateboarder nut shots. (Those never get old!) Sure, a little playful slapping is part of many a boob lover's repertoire, but girls hitting other girls in the tits and posting videos of it online is apparently all the rage. (And not really as violently sexist as some people think.) So now you know! And knowing is half way to finding videos of bouncing boobs on the internet. More »

10:40 AM on Mon Jun 30 2008
By Dashiell Bennett
6,443 views, 1 comment

Latest by MalzyWheels: Oh...I thought for a moment that somebody socked Bill ORiley. more »

at the movies

"Watch Out": Amateur Web Porn, Now In Movie Form!

Dr. Joseph Suglia's 2006 novel "Watch Out" flew under a lot of radars, including ours. As we understand it, the novel has something to do with the assassination of Britney Spears and a man who can't get enough of himself—and judging from Suglia's tongue-in-cheek, egomaniacal MySpace page and some of the copy we've seen ("I am the Him. The absolute being ... The history of humanity is nothing more than a preparation for My emergence into the world."), we're guessing it reads an awful lot like "American Psycho" meets "Myra Breckenridge" Which is not a bad thing. But what really piqued our interest—and what will pique yours, we presume—is the trailer for the upcoming movie of said novel, which features the dreamy Matt Riddlehoover taking pictures of his naked manbits. Is it just us, or do you think someone watched a lot of Xtube in preparation for his role? (We can dream, can't we?) More »

9:05 AM on Fri Jun 27 2008
By sturtle
5,184 views, 3 comments

Latest by charles_barrett: @will: @PCBHo: Agreed. My Randy cannot aim a digicam to save his life when we record me sucking him off (orgasm IS a bit of a distraction, I'll grant you...) more »

Messy Meat Makes A Mockery Of Manhandling We like to think we have pretty good senses of humor here at Fleshbot: we like to play practical jokes on the UPS man, we always laugh during PowerPoint presentations when we're not supposed to, and we spend a lot of time generally goofing off (when we're not jerking off). However, there are some things we take very seriously indeed, like sex and hamburgers. Which is why we find nothing funny at all about this parody ad for Carl's Jr. After all, hot hamburger sex between two hot men is serious business—and if they didn't have enough to share with the rest of the class, they should've left it at home. (Click thumbnail for video.)

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This just in: Several hot Brazilian guys have been spotted dancing semi-nakedly on YouTube, generally in their underwear or Speedos, sometimes with partners or outdoors—and in at least one neck spasm-inducing case, sideways. Good thing someone compiled a bunch of video evidence, or we never would have believed it! (queermenow.net)

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seriously, wtf

With Love From The Cheeto Fucker

Here's a conversation you might find yourself having later today:

"So have you seen that nine-minute video of the guy fucking a giant Cheeto that's made out of a bunch of little Cheetos?"

"OMG, yes! What was that all about?"

"I don't know. The internet is weird."

Yeah, we don't get it either. But to be fair, he's not really fucking the Cheeto so much as he's making sweet, sweet love to it. It's kind of romantic, actually. Even if it is completely and totally out-of-this-world insane.

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11:45 AM on Mon Jun 16 2008
By Dashiell Bennett
4,349 views, 10 comments

fetish is where you find it

Getting Sweet On Stickysweetie (And Stuck Too)

The occasional heavily censored naked swinger party notwithstanding, YouTube isn't exactly the best place for finding "real" porn anymore ... that is, depending on what your definition of porn is, and unless you know where to look. After all, we can still count on it to help us find some of our new favorite fetishes, like the one Stickysweetie here has introduced us to. Who knew we would be so into watching videos of women in schoolgirl outfits and high heels getting stuck in giant wads of bubblegum and sticky pools of tar? (Then again, considering our already documented fondness for schoolgirls, high heels, bubblegum, sticky pools, messy shoes, damsels in distress, and girls getting stuck in general, we guess maybe it's not too much of a surprise.) More »

12:40 PM on Fri Jun 13 2008
By Lux Nightmare
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Obama Girl Vs. Incredible McCain Hulk Girl The internet has once again found one of the few ways to get us to talk about politics—turn the presidential race into a big-breasted, torn-blouse catfight that somehow references an eternally rehashed summer movie franchise. So what if that muscled babe has green skin? You can totally see right down her shirt! (Video below, via YouTube)

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video

Five Naked Models: More Than Just Skin Deep

If you've found yourself getting tired of looking at naked boobs and instead have started wondering what goes on in the head of a woman who takes her clothes off for a living (hey, it could happen), you might want to head over to this YouTube channel where five lovely models (including Fleshbot Crush Object Isobel Wren) share their thoughts and insights about what it's like to bare it all in front of a wide audience. (Alas, since the videos are hosted on YouTube they're not actually demonstrating the talents they're discussing ... but that's what you have us for!) After the jump, taste a sample episode starring Babelog alumna Carlotta Champagne.

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1:40 PM on Mon Jun 9 2008
By Lux Nightmare
9,797 views, 1 comment

Latest by josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance for you: On the heels of Juliette Frette -- though she'll always be "Juliette Rose", per her Girls of the Pac 10 debut, to me -- getting June '08 centerfold, Carlotta Champagne should be the next College Girls alumna turned Playmate. Absolutely more »

porn of the moment

Naughty "Thugs Need Love, Too" (And Introducing Our Thursday Challenge!)

We do not get out much. Given the choice between sliding dollar bills into the thongs of Nubile Young Things at our local teabagging hotspot or staying in to relive the halcyon days of "Sex and the City", we will always opt for RNR with SJP on DVD. It may be Stalag Fleshbot, but it's our Stalag Fleshbot.

However, if the world beyond our windowsill were a little more like Top Dog Productions' new masturbatory masterpiece "Thugs Need Love, Too", we might not be so reclusive. Just look at that alluring boxcover: it's got all the glitz and energy of Times Square, the grit of "Grand Theft Auto 4", and the hot cock action of ... um, hot cock action. It's like a coked-up art installation, or the world's jankeyest gay urban shopping mall! It's all over the map and we love it. So do let us count the ways ...

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10:30 AM on Thu Jun 5 2008
By sturtle
3,722 views, 23 comments

language barriers

How To Talk Like A Dirty Geisha

The art of the geisha is a tricky one indeed: it's not enough to simply please a man by performing whatever service he asks of you, you must also anticipate his desires before he even knows what they are. And you must be prepared for every possible situation, including telling some guy how awesome his cunt lapping skills are in a strange foreign language. There might be even more helpful advice in these instructional language clips allegedly tailored for geishas who cater to stupid American businessmen—but like most of life, it really only takes a few choice phrases to get through any situation.

· Japanese Geisha Lessons in How To "Talk Dirty" (cottonandsand.com)
· More "English Lessons" (YouTube)

2:55 PM on Mon Jun 2 2008
By Dashiell Bennett
3,321 views, 8 comments

Latest by Channing: Loooooolz.意味はすごくしたい。wwwwww Her "Are you ok" sounds just like Terry from KoF! + Watch video more »

As if we needed another excuse to nurture our shameful secret crush on Rachael Ray, along comes this long-lost audio clip from her days as a sex educator. (OK, we guess there might be the slight chance it's a fake—but hey, anyone who says things like "It's so big, I can barely get my fingers around it!" totally deserves to have their words taken out of context.) (YouTube - thanks Blakeley)

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video

Getting Pexual: All Nipples, All The Time

Pity the poor nipple play aficionado, who often has to sit through hours of boring old kissing and blowjobs and fucking just to enjoy those precious few seconds of hot autoerotic nip-diddling action in most mainstream porn scenes ... when there's even any autoerotic nip-diddling action at all, that is. For the last couple of years, however, the guys at Pexual have been attempting to redress that unfortunate situation with their collection of video clips and nipple play stories, all served up with a dash of submission for your pleasure: "Unlike other sites we feature only hot, fit musclemen. These studs love nipple play. In fact they were all directed to continue working their nipple heads simultaneously and non-stop for your pleasure and did so obediently." Sure, to some a self-administered nipple tweak or two might just be an appetizer on the way to the main course ... but whoever said you couldn't make an entire meal out of tasty bites like these anyway? More »

12:20 PM on Thu May 29 2008
By Fleshbot
3,955 views, 17 comments

Latest by n/a: Sexual and sensual pleasure can be shared in many ways, including voyeurism and exhibitionism. The individual who gives of himself by performing an auto-erotic act for the pleasure of someone else to watch provides satisfaction for both people involved. In more »

video

Lesbian Kissing Makes Perfect Sense, Even When It Doesn't

A very confused tipster writes to us asking for an explanation of the following YouTube video. It starts off innocently enough, with footage of a random girl-on-girl makeout session: nothing confusing there, but then things take an abrupt turn when the show is interrupted by footage from late-70s schmaltzfest "Eight Is Enough." Then it's back to the lesbian makeout, accompanied by some adult contemporary/soft rock background music. Then you see the opening credits for CSI: NY. Then back to some more Dick Van Patten, then it abruptly ends. In other words, it's a big heaping spoonful of WTF? More »

1:55 PM on Tue May 27 2008
By Dashiell Bennett
6,818 views, 3 comments

Latest by killmyunicorn: This is turning me on. And it makes me feel weird. more »

video

Sex And Videogames: An (Even Briefer!) History

Anyone who's spent any amount of time reading Fleshbot over the years knows that the relationship between sex and videogames has always occupied a special place in our, uh, hearts (and we totally have the callouses on our thumbs to prove it!) If you want to school yourself on the illustrious (and not-so-illustrious) history of pixelated T&A and don't feel like browsing our entire archives, however, you could do a lot worse than watch this amusing and informative semi-animated documentary which packs a surprising amount of material into its nine minutes, and makes a strong case for exploring and celebrating sexuality in the development of gaming as an art form. (OK, so there's not much by way of actual pixelated T&A; afraid you'll have to dip into our archives for that after all.)

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12:50 PM on Tue May 27 2008
By Fleshbot
7,672 views, 2 comments

Latest by n/a: Here's another link. + Watch video more »

Randy Blue's "Alley Cats" Are On The Prowl We could just wait another two days until Randy Blue releases its porn noir spectacular "Alley Cats" so we can watch the whole thing and tell you if it's really as hot as its preview makes it look. Or we could just take the opportunity right now to tell you that we think Derrek Diamond and Chris Rockway look hotter in their costumes than a lot of pornstars look totally naked. Either way, we know what's going to be keeping us glued to our screens all weekend. (Hint: it ain't that bootleg copy of the new Indiana Jones movie.)

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And speaking of bad videos: if you've been following the so-bad-it's-hilarious series of faux retro porn videos being released to promote Chuck Palahniuk's new book "Snuff", you won't want to miss today's short but sweet final entry "The Twilight Bone". Hey, if you survived "The Wizard of Ass" and "Chitty Chitty Gang Bang" you really have nothing left to lose—except of course, your soul and/or your sex drive. (YouTube)

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teh internets

Hillary And Barack Are For Porn (And We're For Bad YouTube Videos)

The interminable Democratic nominating process is claiming more victims today in Kentucky and Oregon and we've had just about all we can take of delegate counts and exit polls and secret Muslim (or is it Christian?) conspiracies to take over the government—so much so that our only refuge is an ill-conceived YouTube mashup involving the "Avenue Q" Broadway cast recording and a lot of awkwardly posed photos of Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama. This is what happens when people have too much time and democracy on their hands.

· Elections Are for Porn (YouTube)

1:30 PM on Tue May 20 2008
By Dashiell Bennett
9,485 views, Comment

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