Michelle Aston Gives Gia Paloma Some Full Service Treatment

When Michelle Aston comes over to repair your appliances, she doesn't just fix your broken toaster or TV or whatever: she fixes everything. Especially your horniness. Now that's what we call full service (get it? Get it?). More »

Discovery Of The Monolith

And then, after the primates discover the Monolith, they invent weaponry. This eventually leads to big black anal vibrators. More »

The Joys Of Multitasking

You think this is all for him? Hell naw, she's working the vibrator. We hear women are supposed to be excellent multi-taskers. More »

Marital Aid Test Kitchen: The LoveHoney Sqweel

For years, innovation in the sex toy industry has been limited to figuring out how to make a toy vibrate harder, for longer. But recently there have been signs that manufacturers are starting to—to cop Apple's phrase—think different. More »

Monday Morning Masturbation

It's hard to get out of bed on a Monday morning. Sure, we know we're supposed to get up and go to work and all—but those memories of our wild weekend cling to us, keeping us from responsibility. More »

Marital Aid Test Kitchen: The OhMiBod Freestyle

Over the years, OhMiBod has repeatedly impressed the critics with their line of iPod-synced vibrators. But now, with the Freestyle, they've managed to create something that blows all their previous efforts away. More »

Marital Aid Test Kitchen: The Earth Angel

In these trying times, we're all trying to be as green as we can—and the Earth Angel is betting that greening the bedroom is the next big step. But will a hand-cranked vibe really turn your crank? More »

Marital Aid Test Kitchen: The Cloud 9 Vibrator

The Cloud 9 vibrator may not be the prettiest sex toy specimen around (to me, at least, it looks like an alien member)—but its silky touch was more than enough to persuade me to give it a go. More »

Your Good Morning Girl On Girl

We didn't really want to get up this morning. But because we love you, we steeled our nerves and dragged our tired old bodies out of bed. If only we'd had a hot girl nearby to give us, ahem, motivation. More »

Poke The Japanese Girl: The New Sensation That's Thrilling The Nation

Bored of party games like Pin the Tail on the Donkey? Looking for something a little more adult to spice up your next party? Boy, have we got the game for you: Poke the Japanese Girl. More »

Dakoda Brookes Salutes The Masturbation Nation

Of all the nations in the world, the masturbation nation is our favorite. Every morning, we wake up and pledge allegiance to its flag—just like Dakoda Brookes here, who looks to be a very loyal citizen indeed. More »

Dildroid: Teledildonics For Android-Enabled Phones

Sure, we've heard a lot about how the new iPhone is going to be the best sex toy ever—but until the app store approves an equivalent to Dildroid, we're not buying it. More »

Marital Aid Test Kitchen: The Angel

Sometimes a girl wants the biggest toy in town...and sometimes, a little bit of pleasure is more to her liking. Angel wants to be the vibe of choice for when you're in the latter mood. More »

Marital Aid Test Kitchen: JimmyJane's Little Something

For most sex toy companies, innovation comes in the form of new options and new features—improving a toy means adding more bells, whistles, and blinking lights. Not so JimmyJane. More »

Come On Ride The Sybian

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Lions And Tigers And Bears, Oh My!

Everyone knows that bears will steal picnic baskets, but you never know what kind of wild animals you're going to attract if you take your sweet-smelling, defenseless pussy to the woods. More »

The Bad Boy P-Vibe

I'm glad that the Bad Boy P(rostate) Vibrator I received was bright red, because the black version, shaped the way this thing is, would have summoned uncomfortable memories from the city pool. More »

Babeland Wants You To Do Your Civic Duty

Just a little heads up to everyone who's done their civic duty and filed their taxes. Babeland is giving a free vibrator to the first 100 people to show up at their stores today. More »

"Everybody Cums" When Faye Reagan's In The Picture

How do we love Faye Reagan? Let us count the ways. We love her pale, freckled skin and her pert, puffy nipples—and especially her long red hair. More »

In The Future, We Will All Fuck Machines (Just Like Sasha Grey!)

Still on the fence about sex with robots? If you're not yet convinced that once you go 'bot, you never go back, America's Favorite Fuck Junkie would like a minute of your time. More »

Capri Has A Squirt Filled "Confession"

Capri Anderson has a confession to make—but it has nothing to do with her sins or planned repentance. No, Capri wants to confess about how sexy she is—and what dirty things she's planning to do. More »

Mighty Aphrodite: Getting To Know The Aphrodite Vibe

The Aphrodite wants to be your first vibrator—especially if you happen to be middle-aged, unfamiliar with sex toys (or even masturbation), and a very big fan of Oprah. More »

Ami Emerson And Andrea Anderson Are "Watched" By Alex (And Us!)

We're not quite sure how they managed it, but Ami, Andrea, and Alex have crammed exhibitionism, voyeurism, a threeway, fisting, and sex toys all into just one 11 minute clip. Is that even legal? More »

Listening To The Talking Head Vibrator

It's impossible to effectively talk dirty while you're face-deep in someone's snatch. Am I right? Am I right?? Ladies? But now you can talk dirty and not even be in the same room. More »

Is That A Vibrator In Your Vagina, Or Are You Just Happy To See Me?

Finally, someone's made a porn we've been dreaming about—and of course, they're Japanese. In this harrowing epic, girls get hooked up to nipple clamps and vibes, only to find that they're controlled... remotely! More »

Putting The Bump In Bump And Grind: The Ophoria Bliss No. 12

The Ophoria Bliss No. 5's smooth silhouette left me wanting—so I was excited to experience the bumpier body of the Ophoria Bliss No. 12. So was the Bliss No. 12 actually blissful? More »

Xploring New Territory: The Pink XPlorer Vibrator

You don't want a weapons-grade vibrator that will launch your parts into space, but neither do you want something so insubstantial that it shrinks from your own nether frankness. The Xplorer is industrial-strength and pink. More »

Anything But The Usual: JimmyJane's Iconic Collection

Last summer, JimmyJane announced the launch of their "Iconic Collection"—also known as The Usual Suspects. In layman's terms: they took three classic sex toys, made them all white, and packaged them as a set. More »

Vibrate Your Way To A Relaxing Evening

We don't know about you, but when we're desperate to unwind after a stressful day, we call up two good friends, find two of our strongest vibrators, strip naked, and get down to business. More »

The Ophoria Bliss No. 5: Bliss Or Bust?

In spite of the promising name, the Ophoria Bliss No. 5 did not initially inspire me with, ahem, bliss. Why is that? Well, gentle reader, because it bore close resemblance to a Slimline vibe. More »

Will The LingO Make You A Cunning Linguist?

After meeting pornstars, talking to pornstars, and hugging pornstars, my favorite part of the Adult Entertainment Expo would probably have to be all the free toys I was able to pick up. More »

The Oui: Oui Or Non?

I'll admit it: I made a rookie mistake with the Oui. I judged a book (well, vibrator) by its cover. More »

Rite Aid: Your New Favorite Sex Toy Shop?

We knew that drug stores were stocking cheap "personal massagers"—but Rite Aid having an online vibrator buying guide, and stocking toys we might actually buy? That's news to us! (riteaidonlinestore.com, thanks Brendan!)

The Cry Baby Vibe: Remote Controlled For Her Pleasure

I've always had a little fantasy about attending a party with a sex toy secretly tucked into my nether regions, with no one around me the wiser (well, except my partner, of course). Unfortunately, the mechanics of most of my toys make something like this impossible—there's just no discreet way to bring the njoy Eleven in public. The Cry Baby, on the other hand, was quite literally designed with this type of excursion in mind. A small, remote-controlled vibrating egg, the Cry Baby's perfectly designed for pleasure in public. Or is it? In order to find out, I took it for a test drive last week. More »