FleshLinks 03-20-23

We Swear Cuz It’s Fuckin’ Healthy!

How many times did our parents tell us to clean up our language? How many young mouths have been washed with soap to atone for the sin of uttering colorful words? And for what? So we could grow up and expand our dirty lexicon, that’s what! According to Susie Dent, profane words and hand gestures go back centuries, and, dammit, they’re good for us! Click here.

Stormy Daniels Finally Ties the Knot

Oscar Wilde once wrote, “Long engagements give people the opportunity of finding out each other’s character before marriage, which is never advisable.” Porn star and TFG’s one-time hush-money investment Stormy Daniels and fellow performer Barrett Blade, her super close friend of 25 years, have not been discouraged. This past December, they joined together via the institution of marriage and a top-secret wedding. Click here.

These Vibrators Foretell the Future

What do rope, lube, whips, and plugs have in common, other than being a helluva lot of fun? They’re all suits in an in-development tarot card deck featuring a wide assortment of sex toys and kinky accessories. Set for launch on Kickstarter in May 2024, The Vibrator Tarot intends to pay homage to some of the most venerable pleasure products as well as some of the most innovative. Click here.

Will Seattle’s Lusty Lady Rise Again?

Seattle’s famous and much-beloved Lusty Lady peep show closed in 2010 after 25 years in business and its six-story building has been empty for as long. Now the mastermind philanthropist behind FriendFinder has purchased the building and is tossing around a number of ideas for its much-needed renovation. He could turn the 19th-century building into a hotel, a restaurant, a museum, a retail outlet, or a strip club. Or maybe a combination of several. Whichever he chooses, it’s going to be expensive. Click here.

Pantry Porn May Be the Next Niche Market

It was only a matter of time before the modern pantry, all organized and populated with neatly coordinated storage containers and their companion accessories, became an object of pornographic appreciation. After a decade of fapping to food porn, its gourmands need somewhere to put it before they can stuff it in their mouths. Is the decluttered pantry foreplay for food porn or is it an entire sensual experience itself? Click here.

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