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    LordOsiris: I'd Get bitten for that. more »
    Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man: Could do without the backpacker hip-hop score, but otherwise, great clip. Keep the bush, Sash. more »
    lilyblaze: Now Bella can have Edward and Jacob. Hell, she can even have Mike Newton. more »
    BeautifulAgony: That's so god-damned sad... but at least it's better than the *actual* Twilight movie. It was a dismally shitty book that never should have seen the l... more »
    rad_matter: I think it's possible that this porn spoof may actually be less creepy than the book series. more »
    Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man: But is there a baseball scene in this version? more »
    Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man: Don't know if you're supposed to laugh, if you want to be taken seriously (by which I mean, get subscribers, get paid), in internet porn. Morgan &... more »
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    Prof_Derzshowitz: This is NOT going to help my castration anxiety. more »
  • #thehorror

    "Ejacula 2" The Future

    In 1993 the world met "Ejacula," a vampiress who, probably because she was immortal, missed the memo that Duran Duran fashions had expired several years earlier. But we also met Tonisha Mills. Two years later the whole "Ejacula" gang returned. More »
  • #movies

    Ashley Mulheron Makes Being Undead Look So Good

    What is it that makes vampires and boobs go so deliciously well together? We don't know...but this clip from "Lesbian Vampire Killers" is seriously making us reconsider our love of garlic. More »
  • #fleshflicks

    Sasha Grey: Pornstar, Model, Actress, Musician... Vampire?

    We had, in our own way, always thought that the way one conquered a vampire was with garlic or crucifixes or stakes through the heart or some such device. It seems we were wrong. More »
  • #spoofs

    "Twilight" Movie Inspires "Twilight" Porn

    Romantic vampire film "Twilight" has been out less than three weeks, and already its inspired a porn spoof. Brought to you by the people behind the non-Hustler Sarah Palin porno, "Twilight of Virginity" proves that vampires can still be sexy even when Anna Paquin's breasts aren't involved. (xesenta.com)
  • #thehorror

    Mandy Luxx, Penal Vampires in "The Jail Incident"

    "Everybody thinks I'm a hooker," says Mandy Luxx in this shocking expose of vampires in our jails. Just for the crime of dressing like one and hanging out in an alley frequented by them, Luxx is mistaken for a prostitute and taken to jail. But her troubles don't end there. More »
  • #hardcore

    Trick Or Treat! Top Ten Halloween Sex Videos

    You didn't think we'd let Halloween pass us by without doing a big ol' roundup of the best Halloween sex videos the internet has to offer, did you? We went door-to-door, all around town, and collected all the best action in our little goody bag. With vampires, devils, witches, bunny, angels, and aliens; amateurs and pornstars; masks, body paint, and plenty of other trimmings; it's guaranteed to be a very sexy Halloween. Now let's go see who's waiting at the door...
  • #thehorror

    "Les Vampyres" Indulge In A Crazy Joyride Of Cock-Biting

    How can you say no to a millennial porn vampire movie that Hustler lauded with a "Fully Erect"? The answer is that No, you cannot. Your lust will compel you to watch "Les Vampyres" and you will feel "a longing" for the stilted, incoherent, but no less hot like fire Syren. But beware! Fellas, if you make an immortal your beloved, dollars to doughnuts she will bite your cock off. So there's that... More »
  • #thehorror

    Very Little Ass, Even Fewer Vampires: It's "Vampirass"

    The woman on the box isn't in the movie. The breasts are mostly real and the pubes are abundant. Pale flesh slaps against even more pale flesh, and we can count the little creases as well as smell the mounds of cocaine in the next room. Today's horror porn takes us back to 1993 and that year's "Vampirass." More »
  • #fleshbotrequests

    Halloween Hotties: Horror Smut

    Halloween is still a week and a half a way, but we're already getting ramped up and in the All Hallow's Eve spirt. After all, with horror-themed hotties like these, Halloween can't come soon enough. We've rounded up our favorite vampires, villians, and walking undead to celebrate Halloween in style. By which we mean, while wearing as little clothing as possible. Face your fears (and meet some frightfully hot honeys) after the jump.
  • #hardcore

    Quoth Michael Raven, "The Wicked" Evermore

    In what he claims is his best work to date, Wicked Pictures director Michael Raven breathes new life into the hoary horror porn genre with "The Wicked", a sexy retelling of a group of hot young Burners (is there any other kind?) who get lost in the desert on the way to Black Rock City and become embroiled in a romantic and terrifying vampire drama. Hey, it could totally happen! (Depending what sort of hallucinogenics you took on the way to Burning Man, that is.) More »
  • #ontheset

    Sink Your Teeth Into More "Hell's Kittens"

    Our (unintentional) Porn Vampire Week here at Fleshbot continues with this selection of hardcore production pics from Joe Gallant's upcoming "Hell's Kittens" shot by our friend Igor at Driven By Boredom a few weeks back. Despite whatever mental image the words "porn vampire" create for you, you'll note that there's a relative lack of fake blood and even faker fangs in the photos; there is, however, plenty of biting, sucking, and exchanges of miscellaneous body fluids. Those new skool vampires haven't totally abandoned tradition, you know. More »
  • #sneakpeek

    April Flores Hits Us With A "Kiss Attack"

    We here at Fleshbot are thinking that we must have been really good porn bloggers in a past life or something — what else could possibly explain the fact that we're being karmically rewarded by not one but two sexy vampire-themed porn spectaculars over the next few months? A couple of weeks ago, we caught a sneak peek of Joe Gallant's "vampire supermodel love story" "Hell's Kittens". And now we hear that the equally devilish Carlos Batts is gearing up to release "Kiss Attack", a "highly stylized XXX film" starring the lovely April Flores and Sasha Grey as cursed beauties hell-bent on world domination and bringing as many helpless victims to their knees as possible. You certainly wouldn't find us resisting. More »
  • #sneakpeek

    Joe Gallant's Vampire Supermodels Gone Wild

    We don't yet know the release date for frequently-Fleshbotted porn auteur Joe Gallant's "Hell's Kittens", a Playboy/Spice Downtown joint that's being described as "A Vampire Supermodel Love Story". We do, however, have a whole paragraph's worth of promo copy that's totally getting our engines purring: "Vapid model-trash find themselves fucked, bitten and turned by a new race of future-humans. The government is hot on everyone's trail, eager to wipe out this new breed. Anarchist polemic and hot, nasty, anal/atm throughout." Oh, and we also have some photos of "Hell's Kittens" stars Miho (who you might recognize from her appearances on BurningAngel.com) and Sarah Jessie (who you might think you recognize due to her uncanny resemblance to a certain television star-turned-cosmetic spokeswoman) shot by Igor of Driven By Boredom to tide us over in the meantime. It's going to be hard living up to that vampire supermodel tagline, but we're sure these gals will be sinking their teeth into their roles as hard as they can. More »
  • #video

    Flesh Flicks: What Part Of "Vampire Slayer" Don't You Understand?

    Everyone knows that vampires are sexy beasts who seduce victims with their animal magnetism as much as with their "eternal life/slave of the flesh" sales pitch. But still, if you sneak into a vampire's lair and open their coffin to disturb their evil slumber, that usually means you're there to kill them—not bring your girlfriend and take the vampire on in a sexy threeway. Maybe you want to become a foot solider in the undead army of the night, but no one ever got to be employee of the month at Vampire Hunters-R-Us with an attitude like that. More »
  • #vampires

    Want to avoid all those sexy costume-wearing hordes tonight and celebrate the holiday at home? Organize your own hot lesbian vampire film festival instead! Who knows—you might even get some costume ideas for next year, assuming you'll be in the mood then to dress up as a sexy vampire and join the crowds yourself. (Violet Blue @ sfgate.com)
  • #photo

    Fetish Photos By Druunatic

    Druunatic is not what we would call a traditional fetish photographer—if there even is such a thing—but any website with a section titled "Vampire Bloodporn" is bound to get more than just a quick glance from us. The nudity is sparse, but the gothic cleavage and leather-bound asses are all around, with a bit of naughty nun sacrilege thrown in for good measure. These girls may be out to bite your head off, but in a fun and playful way. You know ... the good kind of bloodlust. More »
  • #dvd

    Homoerotic Letdown of the Week: Viv Thomas' "Interview With A Sex Maniac"

    How do we seem to you? Do you find us beautiful, magical? Our white skin, our fierce eyes? "Drink" you ask me, do you have any idea of the thing you will become?
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