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#thehorror
"Ejacula 2" The Future
In 1993 the world met "Ejacula," a vampiress who, probably because she was immortal, missed the memo that Duran Duran fashions had expired several years earlier. But we also met Tonisha Mills. Two years later the whole "Ejacula" gang returned. More » -
#movies
Ashley Mulheron Makes Being Undead Look So Good
What is it that makes vampires and boobs go so deliciously well together? We don't know...but this clip from "Lesbian Vampire Killers" is seriously making us reconsider our love of garlic. More » -
#fleshflicks
Sasha Grey: Pornstar, Model, Actress, Musician... Vampire?
We had, in our own way, always thought that the way one conquered a vampire was with garlic or crucifixes or stakes through the heart or some such device. It seems we were wrong. More » -
#thehorror
Mandy Luxx, Penal Vampires in "The Jail Incident"
"Everybody thinks I'm a hooker," says Mandy Luxx in this shocking expose of vampires in our jails. Just for the crime of dressing like one and hanging out in an alley frequented by them, Luxx is mistaken for a prostitute and taken to jail. But her troubles don't end there. More » -
#hardcore
Trick Or Treat! Top Ten Halloween Sex Videos
You didn't think we'd let Halloween pass us by without doing a big ol' roundup of the best Halloween sex videos the internet has to offer, did you? We went door-to-door, all around town, and collected all the best action in our little goody bag. With vampires, devils, witches, bunny, angels, and aliens; amateurs and pornstars; masks, body paint, and plenty of other trimmings; it's guaranteed to be a very sexy Halloween. Now let's go see who's waiting at the door... -
#thehorror
"Les Vampyres" Indulge In A Crazy Joyride Of Cock-Biting
How can you say no to a millennial porn vampire movie that Hustler lauded with a "Fully Erect"? The answer is that No, you cannot. Your lust will compel you to watch "Les Vampyres" and you will feel "a longing" for the stilted, incoherent, but no less hot like fire Syren. But beware! Fellas, if you make an immortal your beloved, dollars to doughnuts she will bite your cock off. So there's that... More » -
#thehorror
Very Little Ass, Even Fewer Vampires: It's "Vampirass"
The woman on the box isn't in the movie. The breasts are mostly real and the pubes are abundant. Pale flesh slaps against even more pale flesh, and we can count the little creases as well as smell the mounds of cocaine in the next room. Today's horror porn takes us back to 1993 and that year's "Vampirass." More » -
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#fleshbotrequests
Halloween Hotties: Horror Smut
Halloween is still a week and a half a way, but we're already getting ramped up and in the All Hallow's Eve spirt. After all, with horror-themed hotties like these, Halloween can't come soon enough. We've rounded up our favorite vampires, villians, and walking undead to celebrate Halloween in style. By which we mean, while wearing as little clothing as possible. Face your fears (and meet some frightfully hot honeys) after the jump. -
#hardcore
Quoth Michael Raven, "The Wicked" Evermore
In what he claims is his best work to date, Wicked Pictures director Michael Raven breathes new life into the hoary horror porn genre with "The Wicked", a sexy retelling of a group of hot young Burners (is there any other kind?) who get lost in the desert on the way to Black Rock City and become embroiled in a romantic and terrifying vampire drama. Hey, it could totally happen! (Depending what sort of hallucinogenics you took on the way to Burning Man, that is.) More »




