Throwback Thursday: New Sensations’ Tru: A XXX Parody Was A Bloody Good Fucking Time

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HBO’s series True Blood, which ran from 2008-2014 was a supernatural drama based on the Sookie Stackhouse books by Charlaine Harris. Set in the town of Bon Temps, Louisiana, it featured plenty of blood, sex, vampires who decidedly do not sparkle, faeries, were-animals, a maenad, and did I mention sex? There was even a sex scene that forever expanded the definition of “twisted” and the phrase “precious faery vagina” was uttered as part of an actual line in the show. So naturally, any porn parody of this had to be pretty great and of course have even more sex.

Tru: A XXX Parody was released in 2010 and mimics the style of True Blood from the get-go with the spooky Southern Gothic feeling opening sequence of quick cuts of sometimes-disturbing-sometimes-sexy images and we get right into the sex with the first scene featuring Vanessa Naughty as hedonistic maenad Maryann Forrester and Johnny Castle as one of her many boy toys. A maenad in this series is one of the immortal female followers of Dionysus, the god of ritual madness and ecstasy, so you know she’s a party gal. She rides him pretty hard and gets railed even harder, getting a nice fat load on her tits, spilled seed sacrificed to the sex gods, but she kills him afterward, part of the whole maenad thing.

Ashlynn Brooke as Sookie in the next scene really does look and sound like Anna Paquin as she talks to her boss, bar owner Sam Merlotte (Evan Stone) and asks for time off to go see her vampire boyfriend Bill. Also we hear that Lafayette, Merlotte’s cook and cousin to Sookie’s best friend Tara is missing. Maryann comes to see Sam next and they’re about to get busy when they hear a scream outside and come upon poor dead Lafayette in a car with his heart ripped out. Tara (Misty Stone) understandably freaks out and is sexually comforted right there in the empty bar by Sookie’s hot and hypersexual but not too smart brother Jason (Levi Cash). The best cure for grief is a hot life-affirming boinkfest, am I right? These are two muscular, hot, freaky people who are really into each other and I think it’s the best scene of the title. Sookie comes into the bar to talk to Tara and Jason and Jason talks about his support group, where we’re treated to a flashback sequence of Jason having super hot sunshine-bathed outdoor sex with a girl (Gracie Glam) when they were on “V” which is slang for when humans take vampire blood. It’s a really amazing drug for humans, and very addicting. This is riffing on Jason’s relationship with Amy (Lizzy Caplan) in the mainstream show. Jason has… a lot.. of “relationships.”

Meanwhile, Bill takes Sookie to vampire nightclub Fangtasia to seek the counsel of ancient vampire Eric Northman (Bill Bailey) and see what she can “hear” about Lafayette’s death. Sookie is telepathic, you see, which we learn in the mainstream series is part of her faery blood. She also runs afoul of bitchy vampire Pam (Shay Sights), Eric’s second-in-command, who tolerates her because Eric tells her to play nice. Eric, Pam, and two fang bangers (vampiresexual humans, basically, played by Lindy Lane and Lana Violet) have a really hot foursome in the back room of Fangtasia. Sookie’s trying to sweat Eric about Lafayette’s death which pisses him off a lot, but she’s under Bill’s protection so there’s not much he can do. The last sex scene features Sookie hooking up with Vampire Bill and at the end the culprit in Lafayette’s death is revealed to be Maryann the maenad. This is such a good time and definitely brings the sexy!

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