Remembering The Glory Days Of The Boob Tube

If you are as old eternally youthful as we are, then you remember when television was just three channels and the best you could hope for when it came to boobies was a swimming pool catfight on "Dynasty." TV had to be a lot more creative back then and so did viewers looking for any kind of jiggly bouncy fun. Do you have any idea what it was like to rely on "Three's Company" for your dose of wild sexual hijinks? Then along came cable and the next thing you know TBS is showing "Sex and the City" reruns and Cinemax has stopped showing Shannon Tweed movies because they aren't scandalous enough. The point is that you are spoiled brats with your 24-hour internet fuckfests—and that this list of the 50 sexiest TV shows of all time makes us weep with horny teenage nostalgia. Check out this all-too brief clip from our personal favorite, "Red Shoe Diaries," and maybe someday you'll understand the value of good soft core nakedness. More »