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Marital Aid Test Kitchen: The Earth Angel
In these trying times, we're all trying to be as green as we can—and the Earth Angel is betting that greening the bedroom is the next big step. But will a hand-cranked vibe really turn your crank? More » -
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Tristan Taormino Offers Expert Advice On "Anal Pleasure For Men"
Anal queen Tristan Taormino has long held that butts are an equal opportunity erogenous zone—and now she's put that sentiment into practice with her latest "Expert Guide" installment. Yes, Tristan's showing straight men how to enjoy anal stimulation. More » -
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Just When You Thought It Was Safe To Jerk Off In A Snifter
Come to Laugh, Come to Cry, Come to Care, Come to Terms. It is everything you've dreamed of - It is nothing you expect. Some films you watch, others you feel. "American Gokkun 9." More » -
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"Filth Cums First" - With An Emphasis On The Filth
You might wonder how one follows up a masterpiece like "Filth Cums First 3." With Rebeca Linares, Lacey McGuire, Megan Monroe, and Priva—and none-too-shabby bonus scenes featuring Sasha Grey and Jenna Haze—it's a lot to live up to. More » -
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Porn Without Borders: "Fresh Off The Boat 2"
For me, "fresh off the boat" conjures images of Wu Tang Clan disembarking the Staten Island Ferry. That is why the eager, sullen, exotically shaved lovelies of this movie appeal to my mail order bride fantasies. More » -
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The Doctor Is In: "Scrubs - A XXX Parody"
We've been hotly anticipating the release of "Scrubs - A XXX Parody" for several months now—and from your comments, it seems that you have too. At long last, we can tell you if it was worth the wait. More » -
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"Star Trek XXX": The Fleshbot Review
Over the past few years, we've seen porn parodies of everything from "The Brady Bunch" to "The Office"—and now, courtesy of Hustler and Axel Braun, we have "This Ain't Star Trek XXX," a parody unlike any other.
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Welcome To The "House Of Wicked"
In the summer popcorn blockbuster "House of Wicked" (this reviewer found it way more satisfying than "Terminator," "Wolverine," and "Star Trek"), each of the Wicked contract women (I feel they would be offended to be called girls) gets her own vignette and a couple of guys.
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Grrrl On Grrrl Action: Burning Angel's "Riot Grrrls"
If the heavy metal pussy party of "Girls Girls Girls" is a little too, well, heavy metal for your tastes, but you're still on the search for some hard rocking all girl action, search no further: "Riot Grrrls" is here to save the day. -
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"Christy Canyon: The Lost Footage"
In a sort of "Where have you gone, Joe DiMaggio?" kind of way, watching this 80's-era new-to-DVD video of the delightful Christy Canyon makes me yearn for the days when she was in her porn heydey. Because she has Fleshbot Supreme Commandress written all over her. More » -
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"She's Barely A MILF": Faye Reagan Bridges The Gap
Kudos to Hustler for creating the first porn niche since "Just Turned 18 And Transssexual." While scholars at Fleshbot West debate MILF terminology, one thing is clear: We would like to make Faye Reagan pregnant.
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Ride The Snake: "Anacondas And Lil' Mamas 4"
Best original song honors go to: "Don't be scared now, Lil' Mama/This is the Big Dick Invasion/When you see this Anaconda/You will know just what you're facing." More » -
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Cinco De Meow! "Teen Japan 2"
The rising sun pouring through that Tokyo hotel room may be on the other side of the world from our beloved Mexico but—ay de mi!—her legs are wide open. More » -
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Veronica Lake: Out Of The "Ashes to Ashes"
Where is the troubled, sin-compelled pornstress Veronika Lake now? In the re-released porn-noir "Ashes to Ashes," she plays a femme fatale obsessed as much with Five Copious Loads as she is with Seven Deadly Sins.
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Beyond-the-Grave Booty Call: Stoya In "Scream"
Digital Playground's "Scream" series, in which its starlets find themselves in spooky, dirty situations, has found a perfect cover girl in Stoya, in that she looks like a sexy ghost.
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Pitching A Tent For Bree Olson
Bree Olson in cutoff shorts and a tank top. I believe in America.
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"Fuck Club": Membership Has Its Privileges
As I long suspected, a cabal of rich and powerful European men sample the ripest American women and teach them about metrics the hard way in "Fuck Club."
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"She Is Half My Age," But She's Taller In High Heels
"Does my ass seem like to be fucked before?" Valentina Rossi, 20, asks Brandon Iron, twice that age. It's one of life's bittersweet events when we can talk to our elders on their own level. More » -
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"Theater Sluts": Tampa's Version Of The Tonys
When "Theater Sluts" arrived at Fleshbot West, I naturally assumed some backstage video had been smuggled from Fleshbot High's production of "HMS Pinafore." Alas, this was a cast party I was not invited to. More » -
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If "Hell Is Where The Party Is," Put Us On The List
I am trying to imagine the person I would have to be to show "Hell Is Where the Party Is" to guests at my home. Phil Spector comes to mind. More » -
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Untucking "Girlfriends"
With a title like "Girlfriends???", I expected a film about the backstabbing duplicity of trophy wives or False Facebook Friends. But this tale of love on the bikini-line-lined streets of Brazil featured other subequatorial shenanigans. More » -
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Does "This Ain't Gilligan's Island XXX" Sink Or Swim?
It seems telling that "This Ain't Gilligan's Island XXX" begins, not with a parody of the "Gilligan's Island" credits, but with a porn crew landing on the island in a raft.
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Tenth Anniversary Tristan Butt Plug Is More Plug To Love
The original Tristan butt plug was my first—and favorite—anal toy. As a young butt-curious lass, I purchased Tristan Taormino's debut plug, and was immediately smitten. More » -
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"Seasoned Players 8": The 25-Year Popshot
Tom Byron has been in porn so long (almost 30 years) and has appeared in so many movies (more than 2,000) that you'd expect him to be more of a cad in his interviews.
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"Buttholes & B-Sides" Is Pretty Self Explanatory
If acclaimed smut master Erik Everhard launched a record company, he never told us. As it stands, he's doing just fine—in our considerable estimation—plowing his hog into the insides of girls' pink backsides. More » -
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Look At Me, Damn You: "I'm Camera Shy 3"
In a world where even the President of the United States allows his picture to be taken, what do we make of Japanese women who are demure and who giggle self-consciously when they blow us?
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Amber Lynn, Circa '86
Amber Lynn has always been delightful, but can her 23-year-old movie "Perfect Partners" withstand the visible tan lines (on men) and leg warmers that characterized that bygone age? More » -
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"Barcelona Sex Project": Erika Lust's Masturbation Celebration
To say that Erika Lust's "Barcelona Sex Project" is masturbatory is not to imply that it's self indulgent. It is, at its heart, a movie focused on masturbation—and the masturbatory habits of six young Spaniards. More » -
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Penny Flame Roughs Us Up With Her "Expert Guide To Rough Sex"
If there's one thing we love (almost) as much as Penny Flame, it's gotta be rough sex. And Penny Flame plus rough sex? Well, that's like we've died and gone to pervy heaven. More » -
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We Will Now Hear Your "Crack Whore Confessions"
"Train Wreck" does not equal "Hot Mess." While what we can only assume are actual crack whores totter across Tampa, we need to ask ourselves what kind of pipe we want to be laying. More » -
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"Bong Load Girls" Are 420 (And Fellatio)-Friendly
Not into stoner humor, stoner coughing, stoner politics, stoner carpets, stoner music, or even John Denver? No matter. The squarest among you will coax a "Load" of your own when encountering the delicious Scarlett Pain.
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We Are "In Love with Marie Luv" AND SO ARE YOU
There is no greater feeling of accomplishment and validation than when we spit on Marie Luv's tits, as Lee Stone did in this movie, and she calls us a "dirty bastard."
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"Black Man's Burden": Half-Devil And Half-Child
Very little needs to be done to Kipling's 1899 poem "The White Man's Burden" to adapt it for porn audiences. All you have to do is replace "...work another's gain" with "...work Faith Leon's pussy." More » -
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"Evil Anal 8" Is Truly, Deeply Good
Fresh-faced and bubbly Maya Hills seems so corn-fed and wholesome that the things happening in her very back yard are difficult to comprehend. More » -
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Tina Tyler Catches, Releases
"He's got no idea what he's in for," muses Tina Tyler, feasting her eyes on a victim in "MILF Magnet 3." And, since we haven't seen Tyler in predator mode in years, neither do we.
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Here Comes Everybody On Kylie Ireland
If you think the Irish have had it bad with their neighbors to the East, imagine Kylie Ireland's torment as she is subjected to girl-on-girl horrors by a houseful of lesbians next door.
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Boobs of Our Lives: "Hello Titty 4"
I was a teller at an airport bank, and my co-worker, Dave, had a unique ejaculation for the brazen Lufthansa stewardesses sipping Oranginas at the Au Bon Pain across from our booth: "BoWANGhi." More » -
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Pasty Tasty Aussie Lassies In "Girls Desired"
Finding out there was no such person as Abby Winters was as painful as discovering the nonexistence of Santa Claus six months before. But, like Santa, I heartily believe in the spirit of Abby Winters.
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“Jenna Haze's Cum Spoiled Sluts” Shatters Debut Expectations
If Hollywood thinks that directing yourself in a movie's starring role is challenging, they should get a good look at lithe sex goddess Jenna Haze directing herself getting her brains fucked out. Um, hello? Oscar? More » -
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Fast Forward Flesh FlicksTM: "I'm Dreaming of Genie"
It is only after watching thousands of hours of porn that the snobbery creeps in. I need to remind myself that even an abysmal porn movie is still a porn movie. More »






































