Kaylani Lei Increases Her Mileage In Wicked's "Carpool"

Less than one month after the Eliot Spitzer "Client 9" scandal broke, Hustler made a porn parody of it. So you can say this about porn: even if it no longer drives technology, you can be sure that the turnaround time between event and attendant testicular reaction to event is still very quick. Should this movie be reviewed on its own merits, as a story of a public official who can't keep his pants on, or should we think of it as a porn adaptation of real, though tawdry, events?

Red-haired Madison Young tells white lies in purple rooms. Why? Because she loves too much; she is too eager to please. Always going the extra mile in her stripper duties, Young fibs to favorite customer (Daniel) when he asks her to go to an SM party with him after her shift.

"I'm also a professional dominatrix," she lies.

This is the cloud that hangs over "Undone"; will Young's fib be found out?

"Ze first time I had sex I was 19 and I honestly thought I wasn't meant for sex," says Katsumi (yes, Katsumi) in the "Stories" section of her new interactive DVD. But for her 21st birthday she had a gangbang. What a difference two years makes. (I should know—my 2006 Honda is really depreciating.)

We've been itching for a chance to peek inside the members' section of Zivity ever since we heard about their $7 million in funding, since nothing gets us more worked up than a throbbing, swollen seven figure price tag. Okay, actually we've been itching for a chance to peek inside since we heard that there would be naked models there too ... but all that cold hard capital made things all the more intriguing. Just what kind of porn site can you make with $7 million anyway? What kind of masturbatory wonders does that kind of money buy?

Well, eight months after it first started making headlines we finally managed to score an invite to the Zivity beta site, and now we can tell you: not very much.

Statistically speaking, the more sex one has the less chance it will be bad, even if the bloom might fade from the rose after Partner 100 or Client 9. Perhaps this is why the anecdotes in "Bad Sex," a collection of first-person accounts culled by the editors of Nerve.com, just don't seem all that awful on the (w)hole.

A friend recently told me that he thinks everyone should own at least one butt toy. As something of a butt sex enthusiast, I couldn't agree more: but before you make your butt toy purchase, it's important to figure out just what butt toy is right for you. Sure, you could always go the butt plug route, but if butt plugs aren't your style, or if you're in the mood to mix it up, you might want to consider the lovely wooden Flip dildo. Yes, I said wood.

We watch a lot of porn movies here, and when one shows up called "The Whore Within Me" we know it will belong to the Deadly Earnest School of Pornography. And that's O.K., just as long as the consumer is not compelled to slit his/her wrist prior to unvelcro-ing his/her hospital gown.

We are happy to say that this movie appeals to our own inner whore, even if we're concerned about the anecdote Lorelei Lee tells. Full review after the jump.

As sex toys become increasingly upscale and move off the semen-splattered shelves of murky adult novelty shops and into fancy boutiques, more and more companies have taken an interest in the industry: you can barely turn around without bumping into a brand new object of pleasure that's made from high quality materials and stylish enough to fit in with the fanciest furnishings.

So allow me to introduce the latest objet d'art-cum-sex toy to gain entrance to my nether regions: the Vergenza Mk. 1, a shiny metal dildo that looks like an art deco billy club... but feels like a little piece of heaven.

If you're still skeptical that transmen are serious about their fucking—and their porn—you won't be after watching Trannywood Pictures' "Couch Surfers". Before the credits have even finished rolling, we're already treated to a scene of Mark Van Helsing getting rimmed ... and that's just a warm up for the more serious action. Jam-packed with threeways, fisting, and all the transman-on-transman (and non-transman) action you can handle, "Couch Surfers" is an excellent addition to the ever growing catalogue of trannyfag porn.

"Despite the circumstances you found yourself in," says the detective, "you still found pleasure in this vibrating machine?"

"Yes," Roxy Deville says.

"So some good came of it."

We may have been a little premature in our declaration of the death of online altporn: it seems that it hasn't died at all, it's simply up and moved to Australia. Case in point: Kiss My Bliss, a recently launched porn site that's arty, run by women, and looks like it wouldn't have been out of place in the heyday of sites like Fatal Beauty, No Faux, and all the rest. We got a chance to preview the member's only content; our thoughts (and a preview gallery!) after the jump.

Medical Curiosities: "Dr. Probe's Lab Of Perversion"

Audrey Hollander is surprised when her yearly gyno checkup gets too familiar: "Any tenderness? Pressure?" The doctor asks about a hundred times. If I were Hollander, I would have had my HMO authorize anyone other than someone named "Dr. Probe."

While the cover of "Dr. Probe's Lab of Perversion: The Demon Gynecologist of the San Fernando Valley" promises a sardonic porn right up the alley of writer/director Jim Powers, Hollander's scene is so awash with dark editing program background music that it's hard to figure out if Powers intends us to laugh or just be creeped out; the cover suggests one, the movie suggests another.

In the third and final installment of her "Personal Touch" series, sexplorer and Fleshbot crush object Jamye Waxman moves into exciting territory, taking on the oft discussed but rarely mastered female orgasm. With tutorials on the many types of female orgasm, female ejaculation, and anal sex for women, Jamye covers all the bases ... and, as usual, does so with smarts, style, and just enough cheeky humor to keep things interesting.

We've been fans of the "Personal Touch" series since Jamye showed us how to toy with pleasure, and we're pleased to say that "Exploring the 'O'" is easily the best installment so far: the sex is hotter, the performers have great chemistry, and it has an amazing female ejaculation scene. But we'll get to that in a second ...