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more about #review more comments → offred: How could you leave this behind? #tombyron more » heterophobicboy002: I wish women like that would show up on the cover of Playboy. Then I might actually subscribe. The flat college girls and siliconed bottle-blondes jus... more » offred: I think at least in the first picture, Missy Stone is a dead ringer for Jackie. As for the pubic hair issue... where are those 70's styled merkins wh... more » Conrad: Have you tried using coke to get jizz out of polyester? #review more » sloanemartin000: yes, i too equate quality french literature with american political figures. more » hodayathink wants WWFRD back!: Why is she trying to snort his penis in pic 2? I guess that takes the cum snorting from yesterday to a new level. #jadafire more » MajorRichard: Is this out? I can't find a release date on their page. #sindeejennings more » thePrototype: so with only 4 stars can we assume that there are only two scenes with multiple angles, or are we getting more bang for our buck? #sindeejennings more » shoredaddy: Outstanding porn! There is nothing about this I didn't like- realistic, sexy, surprising. A very cool vibe- I totally want to go to SF and find this p... more » hodayathink wants WWFRD back!: Princess Donna needs to make more regular porn. more » -
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Rice, Toast, and "Unseasoned Players" Are Good For Digestion
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Not A Parody: "Gimme A Fucking Spring Break"
Did we for a moment wonder if Pink Visual had jumped into the parody market and signed Jada Fire to play Nell Carter a la Charlize Theron playing Aileen Wuornos? No, we're not dumb. But these Spring Breakers are! More » -
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We've Got A Big-Ass Fixation With "Big Ass Fixation 5"
Talk about mudflaps, my girl's got 'em. More » -
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Sticky, Sweet, Serious Work In "Popsicle Play"
Because when you think about it, snowballing makes more sense if you do it with ice cream. More » -
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Naked Trainwrecks: "Porn's Most Outrageous Outtakes 4"
It's not always a trainwreck on a porn set, but when it is, Jim Powers knows he can recoup some of his expenses with another fascinating edition of "Porn's Most Outrageous Outtakes." Enter Tanner Mayes. More » -
#crushobjects
You Know, "I Love Sara Stone," Too
I realize that I bandy about the word "delightful" like some people use "love" and "hate" (and "h8t"), but delightful is what Porn's amalgamated compilation concerns had in mind when it released "I Love Sara Stone." More » -
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Pornstars In Polyester: "'70s Show: A XXX Parody"
Quick word of advice: jizz will not wash out of polyester. Trust us. More » -
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Really? "You’re Nailin' Palin"? You Betcha!
This just proves that we always love to fuck the ones we love to hate to fuck to love to hate. More » -
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Jada Fire Gets On Marco's "Dark Side"
No, "The Dark Side of Marco Banderas" is not an interracial title. It is post-racial. And neither is it a somber and moody piece of porn. In fact, the viewer is left happy for everyone involved. Then there's Jada Fire... More » -
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Reapplying Sunscreen Will Not Protect You From “Bree Exposed”
The back cover says "Bree Olson gives her tribute to sex." We should all give tribute to the sun-goddess known as Bree. More » -
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Wear Your Raincoat: "Cummin' At You 3D"
Porn can be so basic that when someone gets it wrong it can be shocking: How can you fuck up fucking? But "Cummin' At You 3D" gets it gloriously right - in your face! More » -
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Swingers And Ringers: "A Real Swinger's Orgy"
It is not often that we find a porn movie that is charming, especially at such a cynical time. Private's "A Real Swinger's Orgy" makes having sex with strangers seem fun and wholesome again. More » -
#avncontenders
"Pure" Screwing Satisfaction
It starts innocently enough. Sada (the beautiful Asa Akira) begins an innocuous flirtation with her castrating boss's husband, Kichi (Keni Styles). What knew Sada would get a taste for it herself? More » -
#diy
It's Phoenix Marie's "Sexy Life," And You're Welcome To It
You know who's sexy in person? That Phoenix Marie. She seems, in all the best ways, ready to go. So we were very interested to see her solo project, "My Sexy Life." More » -
#dvd
John Madden’s Penis Delightfully Absent From “Not Monday Night Football XXX”
Perhaps XPlay was concerned about offending fans? We personally would've been stoked to finally see Howard Cosell's little monkey. More » -
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"Glamazons": A Day In The Life Of April Flores
You've probably wondered, at one time or another, what every day life is like for BBW porn goddess April Flores. "Glamazons," the latest film from April's partner-in-crime Carlos Batts, attempts to answer that question. More » -
#sextoys
The Ego Stroker Helps Her Get A Grip
You ever put someone's eye out while you were in the mysterious 69 position? It is the secret shame of many. But with the 69® Ego Stroker CyberSkin® Oral Sex Enhancer, she will never lose her grip again. More » -
#websites
DigitalPlayground.com: A Porn Site Worth Paying For
After months of effort, Digital Playground launches their new and improved membership website today. We got a sneak peek at what they have to offer—and are pleased to report that they've put together a pretty hot product.
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"OverStuffed 9": What To Do With Your Bat In The Postseason
To call it "charming" would be a stretch (literally) , but the exertions of the women in "Overstuffed 9," as we watch them fit bigger and bigger objects into themselves, is at the very least plucky. More » -
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Coping With Rope Burn Through "Shay Jordan Slippage"
Some porns you watch, you play along at home with the actors, you get off, and go to sleep. And then there are films that facilitate an identity crisis. More » -
#barelylegal
My Tutor: Gracie Glam And Tanner Mayes
Gracie Glam masturbates (as would you) in a camper in the middle of California's windswept high desert. Just outside stands Tanner Mayes, her masturbation fodder. "You're 18 now," breathes Mayes. "You don't have to do this alone." More » -
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"Orgy At The Villa": Portuguese Poolside Poontang
When we see the hairless, lush pussy of a willing European barmaid presented to us as frankly as a UN resolution we wonder, "Why did we ever leave?" More » -
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Sophie Dee's Former Breasts In "Memoirs Of A Gusher 5"
Remember the 1997 novel and 2005 Hollywood movie "Memoirs of a Geisha"? Well, this female jackfest has nothing to do with those works. I don't know how the authors could have reconciled Sophie Dee squirting across the Japanese countryside. More » -
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"Puckered Up": Remembrance of Things Assed
"Puckered Up" is an anal game show, but no one goes home empty-assed. In fact, about the only thing that doesn't make its way up the netherest part of Amber Rayne is a $25,000 pyramid. More » -
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"The AJ Bailey Experiment": Safe For Humans!
If you're like me (and you are—look at what you're wearing!), most porn star marketing makes them seem less sexy. That is why I chose to watch "World's Smartest Porn Star" AJ Bailey's first scene without sound. More » -
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"Not Married With Children XXX": An Abundance Of Kelly Bundy
Thank God the novelty wore off. We are finally in a time when we can confidently say that there are good porn parodies and bad ones. And "Not Married with Children XXX" is a great porn parody. More » -
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I Want To Go To There: "30 Rock - A XXX Parody"
As devoted fans of both "30 Rock" and the pornographic arts, we were rather excited for the release of "30 Rock - A XXX Parody." Well, excited and scared. We've witnessed enough parody disasters to know what could go wrong. More » -
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A Day At The "Suck Off Races"
Consider the Mope. While veteran Chelsie Rae or barely legal Tara Lynn Fox competes to coax a load from him and his brethren in the shortest time, he is under the most intense performance pressure of his unpaid bukkake/gangbang/gokkun career. More » -
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Party Of Ass: Lanny Pitt And Her Argentine "Wild Things"
People in the know say that Argentine women are among the most beautiful in the world, and that may be true, but all I could think was that Lanny Pitt can do what Neve Campbell couldn't quite in "Wild Things." More » -
#youarethere
"Interactive Sex With Tori Black": Now With Feathers
Emily Dickinson once wrote that "Hope is the thing with feathers." While "hope" is not the first word I'd utter upon seeing Tori Black in pasties and an angel outfit (it would more likely be "Jesus Christ"), I get it. More » -
#dvd
Well, If You Insist: "Undress Me"
We're all professionals here. But just for a second imagine that the person making her living on that stripper pole actually wanted to fuck you. I know it sounds crazy, but that's the premise of "Undress Me." More » -
#dvd
Do I Have To Show You Again? "Slut Wife Training 4"
I see a title like "Slut Wife Training" and I think, "Ill-starred is the marriage in which the wife must be trained to be a slut." More » -
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Femdom Without The Fight: "The Lingerie Salesman's Worst Nightmare"
Brixton is a lingerie executive, and Ally Ann is his hot but mousy secretary. When a model flakes on a trade show appearance, Brixton presses Ally into service. In any other porn movie, this would end differently. More »
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"Seinfeld XXX": Festivus Comes Early And Often With Kristina Rose
Porn parodies are like Round And Round, a Ratt cover band fronted by your sister and her really hot friends, with your probation officer on drums; there must be a compelling reason to see them rather than the real thing. More » -
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"Not The Cosbys XXX": All That And A Jello Pudding Pop
"Not The Cosbys XXX" may just be our most hotly anticipated porn of 2009. Growing up in the eighties, "The Cosby Show" was a big deal—and we were also thrilled to see more black people in mainstream porn.
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Madison Young Explores Real Lesbian Sex In NYC
Last fall, Madison Young took us on a tour of the lesbians of San Francisco; now she's traveled crosscountry to give us a taste of the sapphic stylings of the Big Apple. More » -
#sextoys
Marital Aid Test Kitchen: The Earth Angel
In these trying times, we're all trying to be as green as we can—and the Earth Angel is betting that greening the bedroom is the next big step. But will a hand-cranked vibe really turn your crank? More » -
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Tristan Taormino Offers Expert Advice On "Anal Pleasure For Men"
Anal queen Tristan Taormino has long held that butts are an equal opportunity erogenous zone—and now she's put that sentiment into practice with her latest "Expert Guide" installment. Yes, Tristan's showing straight men how to enjoy anal stimulation. More » -
#orientalimports
Just When You Thought It Was Safe To Jerk Off In A Snifter
Come to Laugh, Come to Cry, Come to Care, Come to Terms. It is everything you've dreamed of - It is nothing you expect. Some films you watch, others you feel. "American Gokkun 9." More » -
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"Filth Cums First" - With An Emphasis On The Filth
You might wonder how one follows up a masterpiece like "Filth Cums First 3." With Rebeca Linares, Lacey McGuire, Megan Monroe, and Priva—and none-too-shabby bonus scenes featuring Sasha Grey and Jenna Haze—it's a lot to live up to. More »
