Bring Me The Hairy, Vibrating Pussy Of Laura Doone

When she was Penthouse Pet of the Month in October, 1974, Laura Doone didn't think her vagina was hairy. "All pussies have hair," she would have said to a time traveler. "It is the pussies without hair that are abominations." More »

Loaded Turns 15... And Celebrates With Boobs

It's hard to believe, but Loaded has been around for fifteen whole years. To celebrate, they've recreated a few of their favorite covers, using modern day babes Sophie Howard, Rosie Jones, and Danni Wells. More »

Nuts Is Feeling Nostalgic For 2007

In addition to its regular line up of boobs, boobs, and more boobs, the new issue of Nuts will come packaged with a booklet of the sexiest moments of 2007. More »

Shark Jumper Sunset Thomas Finally Hangs Up Her Porno Shoes

This is the last porn movie that Sunset Thomas will ever fuck in (thankfully). The OG porn star rides "into the sunset," taking on Ron Jeremy and others in this train wreck. No looking away! More »

Fleshbot Birthday Babes^TM: Jacqueline Lorians

Every now and then something comes along, like these pictures of Birthday Girl Jacqueline Lorians, that makes us long for the innocence of an earlier time. More »

If you're like us, you were probably raised on a steady diet of "Dynasty" reruns and an old VHS copy of "The Bitch." So that means you're probably also interested in seeing an old-timey photo gallery of a burlesque star teaching Joan Collins how to take her clothes off. It's sexy and educational! (Flickr, via Otomano)

Flesh Flicks: Janine And Dyanna, A Look Back

Sorry to get all Vivid Circa 1998 in here today (as if we haven't been retro obsessed enough already), but we're suddenly feeling nostalgic for the hot blonde contract stars of yesteryear. These titanesses of the porn industry were always among our favorites, and it makes us feel all warm and fuzzy inside to have stumbled across this living tribute of Janine Lindemulder and Dyanna Laure in their prime ... with a brief cameo by Jenteal to boot! The best part about internet porn is that no one ever ages or retires, which is why we will never turn off our computers. Ever. More »

"Swingtown": Primetime Television Now Overrun With Sexy Bikini-Clad Swingers

Have you watched the "hit" new show "Swingtown"? It's about how everyone in the 1970s used to do nothing but fuck each other on shag carpeting (and not about the music our grandparents used to listen to during WW2 as we were previously led to believe). Groovy! We didn't see it because we were too busy hooking up a disco ball to our lava lamp, but if the video below is to be trusted, the only costumes available to female members were bikinis. Don't worry though: since it airs on CBS, you can always call your grandmother to see what you missed since she was probably tuned in. If she wasn't listening to big band music at the time, that is. More »

At this point, looking at naked Madonna pictures from the early 90s is like finding a photo album of our old aunt's days as a swingin' nudist before we were born, but if you're not as easily bored and/or creeped out about these things as we are then here you go. Besides, how many opportunities do we have to link to Vanity Fair anyway? (vanityfair.com; see especially 1991 and 1992)

An interesting blog-based experiment is seeking to reunite heterosexual male adults with the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issues of their youth to see if you really can go home again. (Or still fap to the same sort of stuff as you did when you were 13 years old, whichever way you want to look at it.) (truebeatgeneration.blogspot.com; conduct your own experiments @ sportsillustrated.cnn.com/swimsuit)

Denise Austin's Physical Education

Back in days of yore, when premium cable was still scrambled and the internet was just a gleam in some nerd's eye, young boys and girls had to learn about growing bodies and these strange new feelings within them from the only source available to their young and impressionable minds—television exercise shows. We're not sure if this cottage industry even exists anymore, but there was a time when hardbodied individuals doing sit ups and calisthenics on the beach in revealing spandex uniforms was what passed for legitimate entertainment. More »

True Beat Generation: Fappin' To The Oldies

Do you remember those days before the interweb was your go-to masturbation destination? Yeah, we don't either ... but apparently some people do, and they've even started a blog about it:

Before the Internet, before streaming video, before Astroglide, there was only us. And our hands. These are the heroic tales of a struggle for self-pleasure in an inhospitable world. A world of pesky siblings, spotty cable reception, and dog-eared Victoria's Secret catalogues.

It's an entertaining read so far, and we're looking forward to many more tales of sneaking into our parents' bedroom while they were away to watch Swedish Erotica videocasettes on their Betamax, trying to catch a glimpse of nip on MTV circa 1984, and furtively jerking off to scrambled cable transmissions on the Spice Channel. (Oops, we forgot we're not supposed to remember all that. But we've heard tell.) More »

We are of the proper age and geographical persuasion to have seen (but not purchased, thankfully) "Big Johnson" t-shirts. But we aren't so mature that we can't get upset at Datehole for not making a customized version for us. (Unlike our siblings, we'll still take the linkbait, though.) (citypaper.com + datehole.com)

One of the first pornstars who was actually, you know ... a star, Marilyn Chambers, is keeping busy with non-porn acting and maybe another run for Vice President. Hey, we could all use something to sex up our ballot next year now that we found out that that "Hot For Hillary" gal isn't really a lesbian. (projo.com)