Shark Jumper Sunset Thomas Finally Hangs Up Her Porno Shoes

This is the last porn movie that Sunset Thomas will ever fuck in (thankfully). The OG porn star rides "into the sunset," taking on Ron Jeremy and others in this train wreck. No looking away!

Before Sunset Thomas, pornstars didn't work at the Bunny Ranch. The original contract hopping star burned through companies without a care; and then threw it all away to flat back it for horny truckers, while home viewers remained spellbound watching via Showtime. Despite all she's done, we can't say that we will miss her. Sadly, her best work was recorded years ago when she was with VCA—and since then she's been more of an ambassador for hooking than anything else.

Marsellus Wallace said it best in Pulp Fiction: pornstars are a lot like fighters, thinking that their asses are like a fine wine that will age to perfection over time—when in actuality, they won't. Watching uber pornstar and sexual pioneer Sunset Thomas hang in there over the years has offered us ample proof. True, there are some who say that fans want to see their favorite girls grow into women, as part of the sexual progression, but—with some notable exceptions like Nina Hartley and Kylie Ireland—largely we disagree.

When yesterday's stars come knocking during tough economic times (cough! cough! Tabitha Stevens!), we have to remind them what Jerry McGuire taught us: it ain't "showfriends," it's "show business." (And then we politely text them Tom Byron's home phone number.)

It's not all a loss: Hustler threw in some hotties to keep this thing from becoming a novelty purchase for office parties, including Penny Flame, bitchy Brooke, Lexi, and others. Don't be scared.

"Into The Sunset" releases today from Hustler. So long, Sunset and thanks for your niece!

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