You know, we spend so much time writing about unusual and outrageous stuff around here that we sometimes lose sight of the simpler things in life—like getting you off. And when all is said and done, getting you off is what makes us happy! (Well, that and the new guy at the gelateria around the corner who always wears these short-cut t-shirts that ride up a couple of inches on his backside when he bends over to dig out our scoop of dulce de leche; those things make us happy too.) So in an effort to please ourselves and you, gentle reader, we present today's not-so-exhaustive roundup of pure down-and-dirty amateur hotness. No plushies, no clothespins, no bowling balls up the anus this time—just hot solo action. You can thank us later.

Has this ever happened to you? You're slung up on the interweb getting your jack on when you stumble across a nice hot vid of some other guy doing the same thing. Everything is hunky-dory, and since you've got a meeting in like ten minutes you've really gotta wrap it up, and you're almost there ... and then all of a sudden, the guy in the video pops a load on his cat or pulls a bottle of hairspray out of his ass, and you're all like, "Whoa, didn't see that coming," and the moment is pretty much gone? Well, that's exactly what happened to us with each of videos in today's roundup. (Not that it stopped us from, uh, continuing to pursue our goal—or missing the meeting, for that matter—but then we're trained professionals where these things are concerned.) See why amateur porn and surprises don't mix after the jump.

Best Of Sex Advice: Reach Out And Touch Someone

If not for the Big O, would we even bother taking off our clothes? Some might say that getting there is half the fun, but we're not sure we believe that line of happy crap. The bloggers in today's roundup of some of our favorite moments from the sex blog scene are definitely keeping their eyes on the prize: they play, they tease, they torment, they edge, and eventually they come so hard it's surprising the police aren't summoned. We like the way they roll ... and judging from what they have to say, they're pretty pleased with themselves too.

Don't deny AlwaysArousedGirl what she's got coming to her after the jump.

Here at Fleshbot, we understand that lust is a many-splendored thing. Some go for twinks, others like them chubby, and some—we're not naming names—dig inanimate objects like that hot new Braun coffeemaker in the break room. You know, the one with those sleek, sexy curves and that soft, perfectly rounded orifice from whence pours the hottest, richest coffee we've ever tasted ... But we digress.

Still, most of the gays we know would probably agree that watching straight boys in solo action is just plain hot. Whether it's the allure of forbidden fruit or that delectable frisson of watching them masturbate even though they thought putting "4 Da Ladiez ONLY!!!" in their video description meant that only ladiez would be watching them, straight guys offer something for everyone. (Unless, of course, you like to watch guys getting it on together—in which case, you might want to move on to another post.)

The Greatest Self-Love Of All: How, Where, And When We Masturbate

Those wacky porn stars... is there anything they won't do? Well yes, actually. Though some adult performers are up for anything, others shy away from things like double anal or even interracial scenes (to say nothing of the more hardcore dirtpipe milkshake). But of the many things that make up the standard porn arsenal, which acts are commonplace and which are, uh, harder to come by? Based on the listings on one adult talent agency's website, an enterprising blogger has done a bit of research ... and the answers may surprise you. Out of just over 900 porn stars, how many would participate in a solo shoot? Boy/girl? Double vaginal? Actual acting? Answers (with some helpful photo illustrations) after the jump.

A Very Lively Life Drawing Class

Meet Minion1: Sexual Hero Or Crazy Person?

Over the weekend, the super-secret sex operative who goes by the handle Minion1 posted yet another thoroughly ballsy video of himself being very naughty in a bookstore on XTube. (We hear Arianna Huffington sometimes has that effect on people. Not us, you know, but "people". Maybe we should give Amazon a rest and go back to IRL shopping for a while?)

Take a look after the jump and let us know: is he kinda awesome or just plain nuts?

There's a lot of talk this time of year about wedding season, but being the sexual mavericks that we are we've never been all that big on that particular institution. Then again, we do like getting invited to weddings and eating all that yummy cake. (Mmm, cake.) And there's that whole honeymoon sex video thing: after all, a June bride never looks lovelier than she does when her dress is hiked up to her waist as she's getting pounded in a fancy hotel room somewhere. And what better way to break in that video camera your uncle gave you as a present?

Check out our selection of the top ten hottest honeymoon videos after the jump. A wistful tear may not be the only thing you'll find yourself wiping away.