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#movies
At Long Last! Moon Bloodgood's Deleted Topless Scene
With all the hype around "Terminator 4"'s deleted topless scene, we were pretty stoked to get our hands on the unrated version of the flick—and finally get to see Moon Bloodgood's goodies. More » -
#lingerie
A Woman's Right To Sexy Lingerie
German lingerie retailer Liaison Dangereuse firmly believes that women the world over have an inalienable right to sexiness—particularly sexiness of the lingerie-enhanced kind. After watching this video, we couldn't agree more. More » -
#pornstars
Sadie West, Sporty Girl
Think that the sports in "Sporty Girls" are just for show? You clearly haven't seen Sadie West playing soccer. (elegantangel.com) -
#advertising
The Pants That Drive The Ladies Wild
Apparently, the pants advertised in this commercial are so sexy that your ladyfriend will be overcome with lust at the sight of them—and should you get the least bit distracted, the pants might just take your place. More » -
#videogames
Tekken Girls Have Bikinis, Will Fight On Command
There comes a time in our lives when we must ask ourselves what it is we're willing to fight for. The Tekken girls, it seems, will fight for shoes, crimping irons, and iPhones (while scantily clad, to boot). More » -
#scandal
Too Hot For Disney: Ho White And The Seven Dwarves
We sure hope the Jamieson's Beer people have sold some beer, because Disney now wants their heart cut out and put in a box. More » -
#boobs
Boobs Worth Fighting For
In an effort to fight breast cancer, Pink Ribbon Magazine would like to remind us what we're fighting for. So here's an intimate look at (and charming poem about) two citizens of the Boob Nation. (adsoftheworld.com) -
#babes
Kelly Brook Shows Her Naked Dedication
Kelly Brook would very much like you to buy some Ralph Lauren lingerie—and to prove it, she's willing to strip down to her, ahem, bare essentials. Its nice and all, but you know what would really persuade us? More » -
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#censorship
Too Hot For YouTube: Save The Boobs!
YouTube's long been known for its unfriendliness to porn trailers and vaguely suggestive videos—but now they've gone too far. The latest casualty in YouTube's war against sexy? A bouncy, breastacular, slow-mo bikini video...that raises awareness about breast cancer. More » -
#advertising
Giant Soapy Breasts Somehow Advertise Arts Festival
Why, hello there, you giant soapy breasts, you. You know, just looking at you is giving us a hankering for a ticket to Slovenia's 28th Graphic Arts Biennial...wait, that's what you're advertising, too? You really know your audience, don't you. More » -
#lingerie
MIA Lingerie Is So Hot...
Just how hot is MIA's HOT lingerie? Apparently somewhere in the range of 85-95 degrees Fahrenheit—at least if we're to believe this ad. The ad wouldn't mislead us, right? (adland.tv, via AdRants) -
#economy
Pink Visual's Porn Stimulus Package
For those who pay for porn (we're traveling in purely theoretical realms here), Pink Visual's version of "Cash for Clunkers" is pretty funny: Simply give up your old porn website membership and get a huge discount on a new one. More » -
#advertising
Sex Sells, And We're Buying
Does sex sell? We're pretty sure the answer is yes—but we still enjoyed browsing through this collection of sexy ads to see if any of them put us in the mood to, uh, buy. (creativebits.org) -
#hype
"The Beautiful Life" Teases With Barely There Ads
Is the CW feeling threatened by all the bare skin on premium cable? That's the only explanation we can come up with for these next-to-naked ads. If only they were an indication of what actually happens on the show. More » -
#advertising
Virgin Media Harnesses The Power Of Female Orgasm
Remember Meg Ryan's infamous orgasm scene from "When Harry Met Sally"? (How could you forget?) Well, imagine that times fifty...and you've pretty much got Virgin Media's latest ad spot for their 50 "Meg" broadband service. (Get it?) -
#altporn
"LA Pink": "LA Ink" Gone Porno
The similarities between Kat Von D and Joanna Angel are numerous—and with the porn parody train keeping keeping on, it was only a matter of time before those similarities led to a bonadfide "LA Ink" parody porn. More » -
#sexculture
Blast From The Past: Vintage Porn Posters
Is your boudoir decor in need of an upgrade? Nothing says classy and sexy quite like vintage porn posters. View a fine selection of erotic film advertisements over at the Examiner (and then buy one from the Erotic Heritage Museum). More » -
#pornstars
Eva Angelina Is Back With A "Deviance"
We're fairly convinced that Eva Angelina can do no wrong. And the fact that she shot her hardcore comeback with Mr. Marcus, and made it an anal scene to boot, just makes us all the more sure in our conviction. More » -
#celebrity
Audrina Partridge Loves Burgers, Bikinis
Like Paris Hilton before her, Audrina Partridge is donning her bikini and digging in to a Carl's Jr. burger. We kinda doubt Audrina will be able to top the original masterpiece...but a blog can hope, right? (adrants.com) -
#boobs
Burning Angel Discovers A Breastastic Cure For Swine Flu
Over the past few weeks we've been unable to escape news of the dreaded A(H1N1) virus (more commonly known as swine flu). And now it seems that one of the Burning Angel crew has been tragically struck down by this porcine influenza. More » -
#wtf
Oxfam (Sort Of) Uses Sex To Sell Environmental Message
If we were you, we would watch about the first thirty-eight seconds of this Oxfam commercial, pause it, and then watch the first thirty-eight seconds again. Trust us, the last twenty-two seconds...well, they're a lot less pleasant than that first thirty-eight. More » -
#upcoming
Put This In Your Pipe And Smoke It: Andrew Blake's "Smoking Hot Girls"
The more the government tries to outlaw smoking, the sexier we seem to find it. Is it the lure of the forbidden? Probably. It's definitely got us hotly anticipating Andrew Blake's "Smoking Hot Girls," however—though to be fair, we hotly anticipate just about anything by Andrew Blake. More » -
#wtf
Playboy Puts Down The Martini And Picks Up A Quiznos Sub
In what is apparently a sign of the times, Playboy has decided to have its models shill for Quiznos. Yes, Quiznos. More » -
#advertising
Zero Jeans Knows What We Want Out Of Life
The only thing better than a girl in tight jeans? A girl taking off tight jeans. (Come on, you knew that was coming.) (copyranter.blogspot.com) More » -
#hardcore
First Look: The "Scrubs - A XXX Parody" Trailer
Will Ryder has long been recognized as the king of porno parodies—but it looks like Lee Roy Myers might just take away Will's title. Observe: the trailer for "Scrubs - A XXX Parody." More » -
#exclusive
Hustler Gives Us An (Exclusive! Hardcore!) Look At Sasha Grey In "Star Trek XXX"
Because we'resuch big nerdstotally awesome, our friends at Hustler have sent over this exclusive trailer for "This Ain't Star Trek XXX," featuring Sasha Grey and Evan Stone—er, Chandra and Kirk—getting busy. More » -
#groupsex
Calvin Klein Celebrates The Joys Of Group Sex
Months ago, Calvin Klein explained the mysteries of threeways—now they've upped the ante and brought us a full-on foursome. Even in this economy, some retailers are giving us more bang for our buck. More » -
#hype
"This Ain't Happy Days XXX" Trailer Hits The Internet
You've seen the photos from Hustler's XXX "Happy Days"... now see how Hustler's cleverly recast the iconic theme song for their trailer. Trust us, it's what the Fonz would want. More » -
#geeklove
Lucy Pinder Reinterprets Wolverine... With Boobs
As hype for the latest X-Men flick, Lucy Pinder has gotten dolled up as a (topless) Wolverine. Now if only they had Rosie Jones as Sabertooth... that's one battle we'd pay money to see! (boobieblog.com) -
#video
This Is Totally What We Dream About. (Minus The Shaving.)
Who are these women? Why do they magically appear in a man's hotel room, strip down to their underwear, and proceed to shave him? And—most importantly—where can we get a set of our own? More » -
#trailers
"This Ain't Star Trek XXX": The Long Awaited Trailer
At long last, and after a whole month of anticipation, Hustler has released the official trailer for "This Ain't Star Trek XXX." The good news is that the movie looks awesome. More » -
#hype
Great Moments In Advertising: Blowjob Balloons
The Museum of Sex could have just thrown together some haphazard promotional for "Exploring the Pleasures of Oral Sex" (trust us, blowjob jokes are easy). Thankfully, they went a different—and far more clever—route. More » -
#hype
It's Coming... But What Is It?
Either Hustler has some genetically engineered monster that they're trying to convince unsuspecting young women to get it on with, or they've secured a man with an ungodly sized penis for the same purpose. More » -
#trailers
Eon McKai's Latest Flick: So Many Stars, So Much Sex, So Much "Content"
It's not every day that Vivid-Alt's Eon McKai releases a brand-spankin' new movie—especially one with Kimberly Kane, Coco Velvet, Madison Young, Cali Nova, and Kitty McMuffin. Can you smell our excitement? (It smells like sex.) More » -
#trailers
Joanna Angel Takes Us On A Magical Mystery Threesome Adventure Experience Tour
This summer marks the 40th anniversary of the storied Summer of Love, and the occasion seems to have put Supreme Commandress Joanna Angel in a rather psychedelic mood. More » -
#lingerie
Lingerie Clad Hottie Certainly Stimulating Something
"Stimulate" the economy jokes? Still stupid. This girl in purple lingerie? Hot enough to make us forget that. Hey, who knows, maybe over in Germany, the joke is still fresh. More » -
#video
Star Studded Cast Fuels Popporn's First Porno
Porn blog Popporn—whom you may remember from their video reviews—has made the leap from critic to creator, with their creatively named "First Porno Movie." More » -
#advertising
Extended Pleasure Condoms Lead To Better Sex, Bizarre Tan Lines
The latest addition to a long line of clever sexual aid ads: these ads for Hansaplast long pleasure condoms. We're kind of curious to know what sort of sex positions created those tan lines. More » -
#worldofpeen
"One Eyed Monster" Has No Time For Subtlety
"One Eyed Monster" (aka the horror-comedy starring Carmen Hart and Ron Jeremy that's not a porn) has a release date... and the wangiest set of (unofficial) movie posters we've seen, um, ever. More » -
#mainstreamcrossoverwatch
We Haven't Been This Excited About A Movie Since, Uh, Ever
Is the poster for "The Girlfriend Experience" (featuring Sasha Grey, of course) the hottest (mainstream) movie poster ever? Um, has any other mainstream movie poster had Sasha Grey on it? (hustlerworld.com)





























