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pornstars
Eva Angelina Is Back With A "Deviance"
We're fairly convinced that Eva Angelina can do no wrong. And the fact that she shot her hardcore comeback with Mr. Marcus, and made it an anal scene to boot, just makes us all the more sure in our conviction. More »
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By Lux AlptraumComment by Tricked: Nice cast. Nice Eva. Mmmmmmmmmmm Eva. more » | Other threads
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celebrity
Audrina Partridge Loves Burgers, Bikinis
Like Paris Hilton before her, Audrina Partridge is donning her bikini and digging in to a Carl's Jr. burger. We kinda doubt Audrina will be able to top the original masterpiece...but a blog can hope, right? (adrants.com)
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By Lux AlptraumComment by cand86: I like a bikini-clad girl as much as the next person, but it's getting ridiculous . . . how about... more » | Other threads
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boobs
Burning Angel Discovers A Breastastic Cure For Swine Flu
Over the past few weeks we've been unable to escape news of the dreaded A(H1N1) virus (more commonly known as swine flu). And now it seems that one of the Burning Angel crew has been tragically struck down by this porcine influenza. More » -
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Oxfam (Sort Of) Uses Sex To Sell Environmental Message
If we were you, we would watch about the first thirty-eight seconds of this Oxfam commercial, pause it, and then watch the first thirty-eight seconds again. Trust us, the last twenty-two seconds...well, they're a lot less pleasant than that first thirty-eight. More »
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By Lux AlptraumComment by Stewie Griffin: Seriously, what the frack?! That made no sense. Next time they should just cut to Keyboard Cat... more » | Other threads
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upcoming
Put This In Your Pipe And Smoke It: Andrew Blake's "Smoking Hot Girls"
The more the government tries to outlaw smoking, the sexier we seem to find it. Is it the lure of the forbidden? Probably. It's definitely got us hotly anticipating Andrew Blake's "Smoking Hot Girls," however—though to be fair, we hotly anticipate just about anything by Andrew Blake. More »
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By Lux AlptraumComment by Tricked: There's nothing less attractive to me than an otherwise-gorgeous femme with a cancer stick in her hand/mouth. It's a... more » | Other threads
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wtf
Playboy Puts Down The Martini And Picks Up A Quiznos Sub
In what is apparently a sign of the times, Playboy has decided to have its models shill for Quiznos. Yes, Quiznos. More »
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By Lux AlptraumComment by The HZA. [member of the zombie nation]: I like the innuendo of the original. "Put it in me." more » | Other threads
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advertising
Zero Jeans Knows What We Want Out Of Life
The only thing better than a girl in tight jeans? A girl taking off tight jeans. (Come on, you knew that was coming.) (copyranter.blogspot.com) More »
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hardcore
First Look: The "Scrubs - A XXX Parody" Trailer
Will Ryder has long been recognized as the king of porno parodies—but it looks like Lee Roy Myers might just take away Will's title. Observe: the trailer for "Scrubs - A XXX Parody." More »
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By Lux AlptraumComment by The HZA. [member of the zombie nation]: James Deen is way better looking than Zach Braff. 5 Responses | Other threads
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Hustler Gives Us An (Exclusive! Hardcore!) Look At Sasha Grey In "Star Trek XXX"
Because we'resuch big nerdstotally awesome, our friends at Hustler have sent over this exclusive trailer for "This Ain't Star Trek XXX," featuring Sasha Grey and Evan Stone—er, Chandra and Kirk—getting busy. More »
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By Lux AlptraumComment by Snowbunny: Between this and "Fuck Wars" I am led to believe that in the future all sex will occur on a... 3 Responses | Other threads
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group sex
Calvin Klein Celebrates The Joys Of Group Sex
Months ago, Calvin Klein explained the mysteries of threeways—now they've upped the ante and brought us a full-on foursome. Even in this economy, some retailers are giving us more bang for our buck. More »
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By Lux AlptraumComment by cand86: I'm diggin' the homoerotic ratio of boys to girls here. Of course, no clue how foursomes relate to jeans, but the... 1 Responses | Other threads
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hype
"This Ain't Happy Days XXX" Trailer Hits The Internet
You've seen the photos from Hustler's XXX "Happy Days"... now see how Hustler's cleverly recast the iconic theme song for their trailer. Trust us, it's what the Fonz would want. More »
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By Lux AlptraumComment by MajorRichard: Great trailer and some surprising look alikes to the original characters. (Btw, pretty sure the DVD came out this week.) 1 Responses | Other threads
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geek love
Lucy Pinder Reinterprets Wolverine... With Boobs
As hype for the latest X-Men flick, Lucy Pinder has gotten dolled up as a (topless) Wolverine. Now if only they had Rosie Jones as Sabertooth... that's one battle we'd pay money to see! (boobieblog.com)
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By Lux AlptraumComment by RazerX: I like her first "costume" on the left the best! more » | Other threads
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video
This Is Totally What We Dream About. (Minus The Shaving.)
Who are these women? Why do they magically appear in a man's hotel room, strip down to their underwear, and proceed to shave him? And—most importantly—where can we get a set of our own? More » -
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"This Ain't Star Trek XXX": The Long Awaited Trailer
At long last, and after a whole month of anticipation, Hustler has released the official trailer for "This Ain't Star Trek XXX." The good news is that the movie looks awesome. More »
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By Lux AlptraumComment by RussellAlthaea: Somehow, Evan Stone looks even more sexy with short hair. I didn't think it was possible, but YOWZA! more » | Other threads
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hype
Great Moments In Advertising: Blowjob Balloons
The Museum of Sex could have just thrown together some haphazard promotional for "Exploring the Pleasures of Oral Sex" (trust us, blowjob jokes are easy). Thankfully, they went a different—and far more clever—route. More »
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By Lux AlptraumComment by AirliaZeikfried: 'The Museum of Sex actually does not have any balloons. They never existed and they never will exist. The... more » | Other threads
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hype
It's Coming... But What Is It?
Either Hustler has some genetically engineered monster that they're trying to convince unsuspecting young women to get it on with, or they've secured a man with an ungodly sized penis for the same purpose. More »
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By Lux AlptraumComment by thePrototype: hmmm I think they should leave the fake cock, gonzo garbage to the guys at freaksofcock.com 1 Responses | Other threads
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trailers
Eon McKai's Latest Flick: So Many Stars, So Much Sex, So Much "Content"
It's not every day that Vivid-Alt's Eon McKai releases a brand-spankin' new movie—especially one with Kimberly Kane, Coco Velvet, Madison Young, Cali Nova, and Kitty McMuffin. Can you smell our excitement? (It smells like sex.) More »
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By Lux AlptraumComment by slimhope: Disappointed! (In the disappearance of vivid-alt.com, not in the trailer - the trailer looks great, as usual). Even eonmckai.com seems... 1 Responses | Other threads
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trailers
Joanna Angel Takes Us On A Magical Mystery Threesome Adventure Experience Tour
This summer marks the 40th anniversary of the storied Summer of Love, and the occasion seems to have put Supreme Commandress Joanna Angel in a rather psychedelic mood. More »
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By Lux AlptraumComment by KristaJulieva: "This summer marks the 40th anniversary of the storied Summer of Love..." Is that your final answer? 1 Responses | Other threads
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lingerie
Lingerie Clad Hottie Certainly Stimulating Something
"Stimulate" the economy jokes? Still stupid. This girl in purple lingerie? Hot enough to make us forget that. Hey, who knows, maybe over in Germany, the joke is still fresh. More »
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By Lux AlptraumComment by fragile: @Lux Alptraum: Hey, who knows, maybe over in Germany, the jo...: first hand I can tell you that it's not. more » | Other threads
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video
Star Studded Cast Fuels Popporn's First Porno
Porn blog Popporn—whom you may remember from their video reviews—has made the leap from critic to creator, with their creatively named "First Porno Movie." More »
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By Lux AlptraumComment by Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man: Hopefully, this will go over better than friend-of-Buddyhead Shat's debut (& only?) porn appearance, as "The Pizza Guy" for a... more » | Other threads
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advertising
Extended Pleasure Condoms Lead To Better Sex, Bizarre Tan Lines
The latest addition to a long line of clever sexual aid ads: these ads for Hansaplast long pleasure condoms. We're kind of curious to know what sort of sex positions created those tan lines. More »
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world of peen
"One Eyed Monster" Has No Time For Subtlety
"One Eyed Monster" (aka the horror-comedy starring Carmen Hart and Ron Jeremy that's not a porn) has a release date... and the wangiest set of (unofficial) movie posters we've seen, um, ever. More »
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We Haven't Been This Excited About A Movie Since, Uh, Ever
Is the poster for "The Girlfriend Experience" (featuring Sasha Grey, of course) the hottest (mainstream) movie poster ever? Um, has any other mainstream movie poster had Sasha Grey on it? (hustlerworld.com) -
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Coco De Mer Reminds Us That Eroticism Is Everywhere
Immersed as we are in graphic nudity and hardcore porn, it's often easy to forget that eroticism isn't just boobs and butts and X-rated action—sometimes, the most sensual experiences are also the most innocent. More »
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By Lux AlptraumComment by cand86: This is the first commercial in a long time that makes me just feel happy and like somebody "gets it". Well... 1 Responses | Other threads
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parody
"This Ain't Star Trek XXX" Beaming Into Living Rooms This Spring
Yes, Hustler has just announced that, come this spring, they'll be boldly going where so many others have gone before: they're making a (very faithful!) parody porn of the original "Star Trek." More »
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By Lux AlptraumComment by Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man: In an ode to Leonard Nimoy, will they have a coupla plus-sized women in this? 2 Responses | Other threads
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trailers
Joanna Angel Heads The Bathroom Fucking Revolution
In the future, when the bathroom, not the bedroom, is seen as the default sexin' space, Supreme Commandress Joanna Angel will be the one we have to thank. More »
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By Lux AlptraumComment by seasonfortreason: Wow, learn something new every day.. more » | Other threads
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hype
Lifestyles Creates Safer Sex Ad That's Actually Sexy
We're so used to American condom ads approaching the topic of safer sex through (often sophomoric) humor that it's actually a little strange to see an ad that's upfront about what they're actually selling. More »
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By Lux AlptraumComment by Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man: Are Showtime & HBO running ads, now? What network would possibly risk airing that? Spike after midnite? MTV during the... more » | Other threads
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hype
Shay Jordan Charts New Territory In "Leather And Lace"
Though we're reluctant to trumpet someone's "first interracial scene," we're pretty thrilled to see Shay Jordan banging Rico Strong in "Shay Jordan: Leather and Lace." What can we say? They're both so hot! More »
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By Lux AlptraumComment by Princess Commands, Darling: I'm sorry, but hasn't every scene that Shay's done been interracial? Or at least every scene with a partner who... 3 Responses | Other threads
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altporn
Lazerbunny Launches First Ever DVD
What do you get when you combine Ariel Adore, Cherri, Brina James, Analise, Acacia and Nico Elise, a bunch of hot sex, and a noise rock soundtrack? More »
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By Lux AlptraumComment by XuxaHaechler: just wondering are you refering to MUFF when you say PLOT ? hehehe more » | Other threads
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boobs
Breasts Used To Sell Breast-Related Item
We suspect that these ladies owe their firm, perky bosoms more to genetics than to some fancy "firming" cream—but as long as they're showing us the goods, they can hawk any product they like. More »
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advertising
The 6 Hour Power Ad: Titillating And Tantalizing... Or Just Stupid?
Slate wants to know if this is the most sexually explicit ad ever—which makes us want to know if Slate watches TV ever (or reads magazines, or goes on the internet, or...). More » -
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Three Olives Vodka Wants To See Your Best O-Face
We were fairly certain that by this point, pretty much everyone had gotten the message that "o-face" jokes are played out and boring (well, everyone except Details). Apparently we were being too optimistic. More »
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hype
"One Eyed Monster": Now With Extra Stimulation
It looks like "One Eyed Monster" is doing one of those slow roll out type ad campaigns: first they gave us a censored version of their promo, now we actually get to see boobs. More » -
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Pop Rocks: They Get Your Rocks Off
We all know about the Altoids trick, but were you aware that Pop Rocks help you get your rocks off? Perhaps inspired by Raven Riley, a hardcore fan decided to spread the word. More »
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By Lux AlptraumComment by BeautifulAgony: For eating pussy it's a pretty amazing sensation, if you don't mind having sticky sweet sugary bits on your pussy... 3 Responses | Other threads
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advertising
Diesel Exposes Its Models In Hot New "Intimates" Campaign
Much as we enjoyed Diesel's "SFW Porn" video, we're pleased to see them moving in a decidedly less SFW direction with their new "Intimates" campaign. True, there's no nudity—but that's clearly the next logical step, right? More »
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By Lux AlptraumComment by Prof_Derzshowitz: With the zoom on the first pic, I was like "ooooh, hot." Then with the zoom on the second... 1 Responses | Other threads
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hype
"One Eyed Monster" Wants To Stimulate Your Package
Will we ever get tired of those witty "stimulus package" double entendres? Well, actually... we already have. Our friends in Porn Valley, on the other hand, still think it's the height of comedy. More »
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By Lux AlptraumComment by blauhung: ok, the joke was kinda bad, but the movie does look like it may fall into the "so bad it's... 1 Responses | Other threads
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lingerie
Agent Provocateur Showcases The Power Of Beautiful Lingerie
Agent Provocateur shown us the sexy of pirates, witches, virgins, and Kylie Minogue on a mechanical bull. But really, it all boils down to one simple message: power is beautiful (and beauty is powerful.). More »
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By Lux AlptraumComment by FalconryoftheEroticVariety: Okay, we could probably think of a lot of better (and simpler) ways to convey this whole power/beauty thing i am... more » | Other threads
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hype
Rock Out With Your Cock Out To The Tunes Of "This Ain't The Patridge Family XXX"
Sure, you liked "This Ain't The Partridge Family XXX"... but did you love "This Ain't The Partridge Family XXX"... and its music? More »
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By Lux AlptraumComment by BeautifulAgony: Was that written with Microsoft Songsmith? src="http:/ more » | Other threads
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video
The Sign Says "Do Not Disturb," But The Video Says "Please Watch"
What happens in hotel rooms stays in those hotel rooms... unless, of course, what happens is a part of a promo for Rachel Kramer Bussel's latest book of hotel erotica—then we all get to watch. More » -
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The Vassarettes: Our Favorite Lingerie Clad Girl Band
We're not going to lie to you: as a band, the Vassarettes are pretty bad—especially since they exist solely to shill Vassarette bras. On the other hand, they're hot girls. In their bras. More »
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By Lux AlptraumComment by Prof_Derzshowitz: Now this is a band with an epic live show: [www.muchosucko.com] "Always remember, to use lube..." 1 Responses | Other threads
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