Getting Down With The SaSi: Does The "Most Technologically Advanced Vibe Ever" Live Up To The Hype?

The SaSi is, quite possibly, the most hyped sex toy ever introduced to the sex parts—it's certainly the most hyped sex toy that I've seen in my lifetime. Since Babeland announced the product at the AVN Expo this past January, I've heard countless tales of how technologically advanced the toy is; how unlike any other toy it is; how it will give you an orgasm, cook you dinner, and polish your floor to such a shine that you can see your face in it. (Okay, I made that last one up.) But now that the months have passed and the SaSi is finally available for purchase, does is actually live up to the hype?

Jess Origliasso: The Saga Continues

Jess Origliasso: Before It All Fell Apart

When we posted that (!!OMGG*alleged*LOLLZZ!!1!) topless photo of Jess Origliasso earlier this week, we didn't expect it to be a big deal. After all, we post sexy photos of pop divas we never heard of all the time—who knew these boobs would be any different? Turns out that she really is like, popular or something, and that's led to a dispute over whether or not said boobs really belong to Jess. So we figured we'd offer a little more evidence for you celebrity forensic nudeogists out there.

After the jump you'll find two more pictures in the set that included the scandalous picture in question. We didn't include them originally because, you know, they're not naked. But maybe they'll offer some insight for those who still aren't sure whether those boobs really are Jess's.

"Pirates II": Destroy All Monsters!

A mere two years after releasing the teaser, Digital Playground has released the cover art for "Pirates II: Stagnetti's Revenge", leading to widespread speculation that the actual movie might arrive by the Vancouver Winter Olympics in 2010. Featuring a family-friendly, nowhere-near nude septet tableau including Stoya, Katsuni, and Jesse Jane front and center, the cover also features a diverse cast representative of porn's vaunted crossover appeal, including Belinda Carlisle, The Grimace, and Godzilla.

· Digital Playground Releases Cover Art for "Pirates II" (digitalplayground.com)

Get "Spanked"!

Chuck Palahniuk's not the only one who can do a sexy book trailer. Check out the video promo for "Spanked: Red Cheeked Erotica," an erotica anthology about (what else?) spanking. Editrix Rachel Kramer Bussel reads samples from the book, asses get slapped, and well ... we'll let you watch the video, but you can probably figure out the rest.

Behold The "Ashley Dupre Sex Tape" (Again)

We're not sure that the woman featured on TrashleyDupre.com is really Ashley Dupre ("Superhooker!")—and even if it is, we're even less sure that she made the site's "unbelievable" video explicitly for former governor Elliot Spitzer. (After all, it wouldn't be the first time we were taken for a ride on the fake train.) All we can say for sure about whoever's in the video is that (a) she's a hot brunette, and (b) the site is telling us the truth when they say we can watch her "tickle her pink taco". And really, isn't that all that matters?

• TrashleyDupre.com (preview and "membership access" info @ trashleydupre.com - or just wait for it to show up on the video sharing sites momentarily)

Previously: DVD Review: "Gov Lov: The Eliot Splitz-her Story"

If you've ever doubted the punk rock cred of self-proclaimed "punk rock princess" and Fleshbot Supreme Comandress Joanna Angel, allow us to school you. A few weeks ago, she announced that she would be putting out an all-anal compilation titled "Rock 'n Roll In My Butthole." Barely a week later, her title had inspired not one, not two, but three songs of the same name (including one cowritten by Joanna herself). We're not sure how many other porn stars could pull off the same trick ... but hey, that's why she's the punk rock princess, not to mention possessed of the leadership skills that make her our Supreme Commandress. After the jump, enough rock 'n roll to leave your butthole sore for days.