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#vocabularylessons
This Week In Bad Press Releases: Cuckolding For Dummies
A great service was performed for society and language this week, by none other than self-proclaimed "King of All Media" and noted wordsmith Howard Stern, who through the power of radio broadcasting, almost single-handedly introduced Western culture to the concept of the "cuckold." Although the term itself dates back to at least the 13th century and was prominently featured in one of the oldest and most widely-read works of literature ever written in English, it was not until Tuesday morning that the wisdom of our age would first be enlightened by the idea of a man being shamed by his unfaithful wife. More » -
#followup
Not only are Keira Knightley boobs artificially enhanced, but now her quotes about them are too? We feel so violated! Does this girl even exist, or is she just a figment of some PR person's imagination? (theblemish.com) -
#greatmomentsinmedia
Sex sells ... unless you're Texas Monthly and you put a story titled "Astronaut Sex" on your cover. (It was their second-worst performing issue ever.) We guess everything isn't bigger down there. (chron.com) -
#nipplewatch
Celebrity (Non-)NippleWatch: Pamela Anderson On Conan O'Brien
We've been known to go through some great lengths to catch a glimpse of celebrity nipple in our time, but even our most obsessive efforts pale in comparison to the boob aficionado who posted this Zapruder-like video of Pamela Anderson on the Conan O'Brien show last night. But the oddest thing is that despite the slow motion and close-up view, we still can't make out any nipple. Not that we haven't seen it before, of course, and not that Pam hauling her girls around in a clingy dress doesn't have its own particular appeal ... but if you're going to go through all the trouble of uploading a video to YouTube and call it a "wardrobe malfunction", shouldn't there at least be some sort of payoff? (Unless we're missing something, of course, and that shadow we're seeing on the side of her tit is in fact a curiously distended areola ... but surely we're not going blind from all that you-know-what we do just yet, are we?) More » -
