This Week In Bad Press Releases: Cuckolding For Dummies

August 23, 2007
DASHIELL

A great service was performed for society and language this week, by none other than self-proclaimed "King of All Media" and noted wordsmith Howard Stern, who through the power of radio broadcasting, almost single-handedly introduced Western culture to the concept of the "cuckold." Although the term itself dates back to at least the 13th century and was prominently featured in one of the oldest and most widely-read works of literature ever written in English, it was not until Tuesday morning that the wisdom of our age would first be enlightened by the idea of a man being shamed by his unfaithful wife.

That was the moment when adult film actress Lie Lani lectured Mr. Stern, his employees (including well-known lexicographer "Will The Farter"), and the literally thousands of paid subscribers who have exclusive access to his satellite radio show on the process of cuckolding, thereby introducing the entire modern world to this previously obscure fetish that had never before been discussed in a public forum. Unfortunately, not everyone on planet Earth was tuned into that historic moment, but Ms. Lani's employer, Kick Ass Pictures, has helpfully recreated the moment in our favorite press release of the week.

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New York, NY - Tuesday the word "cuckold" officially became part of modern popular culture when it was discussed by Howard Stern and his crew on his morning radio show.

The occasion was porn star Lie Lani being on the show to plug Kick Ass Pictures, for whom she's shot four movies. To earn the plug, the sexy starlet had to endure a 60-second gas blast on her face by Will the Farter. After that feat, talk turned to the movies she had done, in particular a scene for the upcoming Cum Eating Cuckolds (street date Sep. 18).

"Cuckold? What's that?" asked Stern. He said he had heard of the term bukkake before, but had never heard of cuckold.

Lie Lani explained that - at least in the Kick Ass version - a cuckold is a humiliated husband who watches his wife have sex with a black man. "He cums in me," she explained, "and then my husband has to eat the black man's cum."

Loud groans from Stern and everyone in the studio followed the explanation.

"I can't believe there's a term for that!" commented Stern show producer Gary Dell'Abate.

"So that's what cuckold means!" said Robin Quivers.

"And this actor you worked with, he ate the black man's cum?" Stern asked dubiously.

Lie Lani affirmed that he was very into it, prompting incredulous "Wows" from both Stern and Quivers.

Lie Lani's full Cum Eating Cuckolds scene can be viewed in advance of the DVD release on www.kickass.com as today's video update. Her previous DVD appearances include Prep School Princess and Barefoot Confidential 47. Her Kick Ass bio page can be found at:

www.dvds.kickass.com/girl.php?id=903

Kick Ass Pictures is headquartered in Glendale, California and is the only porn company in the world to guarantee all natural breasts, no condoms, and all-naked sex.