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more about #evanstone more comments → Ravenrose: This has such potential... The mind boggles. I hope this comes out as a movie with a lot of porn, instead of a porn with a little window dressing. #su... more » whitekidinflatbush: Andy San Dimas got quasi-profiled in Minneapolis's "City Pages" a few weeks ago (her boyfriend is a budding porn star and a MN native). I have to like... more » Conrad: If it's musical I'd buy it. Someone needs to remake the musical version. #sunnylane more » ChokeHerGently: The omission of Bobbi Starr is an unmitigated disgrace. Andy San Dimas is WILDLY overrated. #youthepeople more » dirtybacon: As is come to be expected of me: ANDY SAN DIMAS!! yessss!!! #youthepeople more » Ravenrose: Evan Stone looks more like a skinny Penguin in that outfit. Now, to convince the wife she wants to watch this... #superheroes more » Crystal_Mountain: Tori Black? Hah. The only true Catwoman is either Julie Newmar, Lee Maryweather, or Eartha Kitt. And Adam West didn't need molded plastic to improve h... more » sloanesf: The Riddler is scarily accurate. #superheroes more » cand86: I have a hard time taking any straight Batman parody seriously . . . Batman and Robin should always get together. Really, all I want is bisexual porn... more » Conrad: Batman (the original) is one of the best movies, ever. I hope the put labels on everything in the porn parody. #superheroes more » -
#upcoming
Inside Erica McLean And Carlos Batts's "Alice"
"Alice in Wonderland" is a trippy, hallucinogenic tale—so who better to oversee its pornification than artistes like Carlos Batts and Erica McLean? The two have teamed up to produce "Alice"—and we've just obtained the cast list. More » -
#awards
The Fleshbot Readers' Choice Awards: The Top Five Contenders
Two weeks ago, we asked you to tell us which sexy people were most deserving of the Readers' Choice Fleshbot Award. The votes have been cast—and we've got your top five choices. More » -
#popshots
Popshots of the Week!
Pornish things happened all across California this week and I bore witness to them, from exhibitionists in cow palaces to rabbit holes to Porn's version of the bloodsucking bayou. We start with Noname Jane onstage in San Francisco. More » -
#parody
"Batman XXX - A Porn Parody" Vs. "Batman": A Comparison
Vivid Entertainment is a bit late to capitalize on The Dark Knight. That said, it's never too late to parody the campy 1960s Batman with Adam West.
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#dvd
"Flight Attendants" Crashes Despite Ample Buoyancy
Global Air's ridership has taken a nosedive since one of its planes did. And rival Trans Con won't let Global forget it! So Global's flight attendants decide to grow their customer base the only way they know how. More » -
#fleshflicks
Make Love To Naomi's Ass
There are many asses that we'd like to make love to—and Naomi's ass is high on the list. Not only does lucky bastard Evan Stone live the dream—he gets to do it in a swanky swingy chair. More » -
#hardcore
"Angelina Armani Overcome" Is Good To The Last Drop
Calling the emotion that Angelina Armani provokes in us "love" is like calling oxycodone an "opioid analgesic medication." Sure, it may be technically true, but it doesn't really explain how strongly we feel about the issue. More » -
#dvd
John Madden’s Penis Delightfully Absent From “Not Monday Night Football XXX”
Perhaps XPlay was concerned about offending fans? We personally would've been stoked to finally see Howard Cosell's little monkey. More » -
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#avncontenders
"The Sex Files" Helps Us Believe Again
Porn doesn't fly off the shelves anymore (unless it's HAUNTED), so parodies must stand on their own (if you can be expected to). We wanted to believe Kimberly Kane and Anthony Rosano in "The Sex Files," and we did. More » -
#behindthescenes
"Cheers: An XXX Parody": And They're Always Glad You Came
Porn is a dream factory. Where else can you get Sara Stone (Rebecca) and Monique Alexander (Diane) to appear in New Sensations' parody of "Cheers" when their characters didn't even share screen time in the original show? Also: they're naked. More » -
#hardcore
Digital Playground Provides The Ultimate Back To School With "Teachers"
At long last the wait is over...almost...sort of. In less than a week, Digital Playground will release the long awaited Robby D title "Teachers" and nothing will ever be the same again...we promise you. More » -
#dvd
"The AJ Bailey Experiment": Safe For Humans!
If you're like me (and you are—look at what you're wearing!), most porn star marketing makes them seem less sexy. That is why I chose to watch "World's Smartest Porn Star" AJ Bailey's first scene without sound. More » -
#parody
"WKRP" Vs. "WKRP XXX": A Comparison
Fox may not have been too pleased with "The X-Files: A XXX Parody," but that hasn't turned New Sensations off of parodies entirely. They've just announced shooting dates for their next one—and this time, they're taking on WKRP.
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#avncontenders
Kayden Kross Beyond Thunderdome
Following the world-altering "Big Burn," a number of things are scarce: potable water, animals, and, oh yes, Kayden Kross's clothes. At least we've got that to look forward to. More » -
#hardcore
Kayden Kross Fucks Like It's The End of the World In Adam & Eve's Highly Anticipated "8th Day"
And that is no exaggeration. Watching the incredible blonde writhe around naked on a throbbing tool all but made us forget what we were watching in the first place, and wonder why everyone was so dirty? More » -
#upcoming
Sneak Preview Of 'Teachers'
From the people who brought you 'Babysitters,' 'Cheerleaders,' and 'Nurses' comes 'TEACHERS,' an amazingly hot and hysterical new dvd. The cast contains all our favorite Digital Playground stars, so this one looks like it'll be awesome. More » -
#pornstars
Evan Stone Assembles Team Of Male Pornstars To Titillate The Ladies
Evan Stone, Nick Manning, Lexington Steele, Tommy Gunn and Mr. Marcus have united to form the XXX-Men, a team ofnaked crimefighting mutantstop pornstars who perform naked dances for the ladies. (Only the ladies—so back off, O'Brien.) More » -
#hardcore
"Operation Tropical Stormy" Declassified
Whether or not Wicked Pictures darling Stormy Daniels will make a Senate run is still relatively unclear. One thing that's for sure though is that the buxom blonde will be making waves either way this summer. More » -
#mainstreamcrossoverwatch
Evan Stone, Mainstream Crossover Star
Well, it's been quite a year for Evan Stone: back in February he interrupted the Superbowl, and now here he is in this promo for Judd Apatow's "Funny People"—a certified "cool looking dude." We couldn't agree more! More » -
#hardcore
"Hardcore Circus" Isn't Clowning Around
Though the circus is generally seen as family fun, innocent and appropriate for all ages, Erica McLean's "Hardcore Circus" is anything but. (Which probably explains why we like it so much.) More » -
#dvd
"Seinfeld XXX": Festivus Comes Early And Often With Kristina Rose
Porn parodies are like Round And Round, a Ratt cover band fronted by your sister and her really hot friends, with your probation officer on drums; there must be a compelling reason to see them rather than the real thing. More » -
#alcohol
Cocktails Of The Teases: Our Personal Hell
In our second installment of porny summer drinks we've added a variation: What if the porn star is a garnish? Join us after the gap for more drinks of the Wicked Girls and something we're calling a Cuba Luna. More » -
#exclusive
Faye Reagan's Doing (Some) Boys: The Initial List
Two days ago, we got the amazingly awesome news that LittleMutt star and Fleshbot Crush Object Faye Reagan was gonna start doing boy/girl scenes again, with a select group of boys. But which boys? We just had to find out. More » -
#pornstars
Faye Reagan's Doing Boys (Again!)
Our love for puffy-nippled LittleMutt star Faye Reagan is hardly a secret—so it should come as no surprise to learn we're literally bouncing off the walls after hearing that Faye will once again have sex with boys on-camera. More » -
#hardcore
Erica McLean's "Hardcore Circus" Is A True Masterpiece
Erica McLean has outdone herself this time, assembling a bizarre and erotic cast of lovely freaks for her recent film "Hardcore Circus," and ensnaring us once more into her lascivious art. Did we mention that we love her? More » -
#dvd
"Star Trek XXX": The Fleshbot Review
Over the past few years, we've seen porn parodies of everything from "The Brady Bunch" to "The Office"—and now, courtesy of Hustler and Axel Braun, we have "This Ain't Star Trek XXX," a parody unlike any other.
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#popshots
Popshots Of The Week!
Now that summer is symbolically here, let's remember that porn is fun. None of those thought-provoking mopeyness or politically correct and deturgidifying think-pieces for us, thank you. Instead, let's get ourselves oiled up and have our parts gripped by a saucy minx half our age. More » -
#parody
They'll Be There For You: "Friends - A XXX Parody"
The porn parody train keeps rolling on: soon you (yes, you) will be able to live out all your dirty mid-nineties-era fantasies with the release (ha!) of "Friends - A XXX Parody." A More » -
#spoof
The Search For The "Da Vinci Load" Continues With "Angels & Semen"
In aslightlymore blatant reference to Dan Brown's latest onscreen epic, Hustler has just released "The Da Vinci Load 2: Angels & Semen." With all due respect to Tom Hanks, we'd much rather watch Evan Stone search for the anal gspot than, well, go see "Angels & Demons." More » -
#exclusive
Hustler Gives Us An (Exclusive! Hardcore!) Look At Sasha Grey In "Star Trek XXX"
Because we'resuch big nerdstotally awesome, our friends at Hustler have sent over this exclusive trailer for "This Ain't Star Trek XXX," featuring Sasha Grey and Evan Stone—er, Chandra and Kirk—getting busy. More » -
#hardcore
First Look: "This Ain't Star Trek XXX" Goes (And Comes) Boldly
This past weekend, we went to check out the new "Star Trek" movie (the non-porn film). In between the explosions, we kept thinking the same thing: "Man, if only this were a porno."
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#trailers
"This Ain't Star Trek XXX": The Long Awaited Trailer
At long last, and after a whole month of anticipation, Hustler has released the official trailer for "This Ain't Star Trek XXX." The good news is that the movie looks awesome. More » -
#dvd
Beyond-the-Grave Booty Call: Stoya In "Scream"
Digital Playground's "Scream" series, in which its starlets find themselves in spooky, dirty situations, has found a perfect cover girl in Stoya, in that she looks like a sexy ghost.
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#upcoming
Hustler Gives Us A Peek At Their "Hardcore Circus"
As children, we always loved going to the circus. But somehow, we don't think that Hustler's "Hardcore Circus" is quite like the three ring that we remember. (Actually, we're pretty sure it's way better.) More » -
#hardcore
Stormy Daniels Explores “The Lifestyle,” Makes Movie
When you're a smoking hot contract star like Stormy Daniels, sex isn't just a hobby or a job—it's a lifestyle! Yeah, she's talking about swinging. What else would she be talking about? Politics? Right... More » -
#sneakpeek
"Seinfeld" Vs. "Seinfeld XXX": A Comparison
If we had to pick a popular sitcom to pornicize, it probably wouldn't be "Seinfeld." But we aren't New Sensations, who are turning the show about nothing into a porn about something very hot.
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#fleshflicks
Marcia, Marcia, Marcia (and Evan Stone)
Oh Marcia, so beautiful and pure sitting on Evan Stone's face in your hot pink spandex cheerleader outfit. We've always had the biggest crush on you. More so now than ever. More » -
#spoof
Sasha Grey Makes A Beautiful Vulcan
Hustler has released the first screencaps from "This Ain't Star Trek XXX," and it looks like they're being true to their promise and keeping the costumes, set, and camera angles very true to the original. More » -
#dvd
Does "This Ain't Gilligan's Island XXX" Sink Or Swim?
It seems telling that "This Ain't Gilligan's Island XXX" begins, not with a parody of the "Gilligan's Island" credits, but with a porn crew landing on the island in a raft.
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#fleshflicks
Bree Olson Finally Surrenders
As a big boobed blonde, Bree Olson generally gets typecast in a very specific role—and it's not one that involves much bondage and kink. More »











