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Marital Aid Test Kitchen: The Athena Dildo
Luxotiq's Athena comes packaged with a note informing the buyer that the product is "for novelty use only." You can rest assured I used it for far more than that. More » -
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Watching Cassidey And Veronica Ricci Watch Themselves Get Sexy
We once dated a videographer who'd repurposed his work equipment for the bedroom: a camera pointed at the bed, broadcasting the action to a nearby TV. Apparently, he wasn't the only one with that idea. More » -
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Take A G-Ride With Kylie And Derrick
We know the old saying goes, "Those who can, do; those who can't, teach"—but we've always preferred those who can teaching by doing. Well, at least when it comes to sex education. More » -
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Violet Blue, Patron Saint Of Sex Toys
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Live Out Your Fantasies With A Fantasy Creature
Ever fantasized about a night of passion with a big, burly dragon? Dreaming of taking a roll in the hay with a gryphon? Bad Dragon is here to make your dreams (sort of) come true. More » -
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Mandy Means Business
Photo by Bob Coulter (crazybabe.com)
Model: Mandy Morbid (mandymorbid.com)
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Blooming With Bloomy
It seems mildly fitting that as the first spring buds were bursting into bloom, I was introducing my nether regions to Bloomy, a vaguely floral (and utterly delightful) dildo/butt plug from Fun Factory. More » -
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The njoy Eleven Makes Its Porn Debut
The njoy Eleven (aka every size queen's dream) is many things to many people: and now, thanks to Crush Object Jiz Lee, it can add "star of a porn scene" to its resume. (jizlee.com, via) -
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Ami Emerson And Andrea Anderson Are "Watched" By Alex (And Us!)
We're not quite sure how they managed it, but Ami, Andrea, and Alex have crammed exhibitionism, voyeurism, a threeway, fisting, and sex toys all into just one 11 minute clip. Is that even legal? More » -
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Lanny And The Secret (Of Double Penetration)
You know that trick that Oprah's always talking about—The Secret? Well, Lanny Barby does, and she's using it to get the thing she wants most in all the world: some double penetration. More » -
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"Best Friends" Should Fuck Together
Best friends do everything together: hang out together, go shopping together, have sex together... wait, you don't bang your best friend? Well, maybe you'd feel differently if you had friends like Stephanie or Megan. More » -
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Sex Toys For Beginners: The Fleshbot Guide
So you've decided you'd like to masturbate—with something other than your hand, your pillow, or the washing machine, that is. How do you find the sex toy that's right for you?
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Moving Beyond: Ophoria Beyond #3 Dildo
With such a Sci Fi Channel name, one might expect this Japanese silicone dildo to not look so jaunty. Yet jaunty dildos are just what we need for these uncertain times. More » -
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Business Class
Wearing a suit gives one power, a sense of entitlement. A suit says, I mean business—but it's all up to the suit wearer to decide just what kind of business that is. More » -
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The Imperial: The Vergenza's All Grown Up
When I met the Vergenza Mk. 1, I was pretty impressed. After all, it's not every toy that can give a girl an orgasm and brutally bludgeon any attackers (just like any good boyfriend!). More » -
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Pleasure No. 6: Just A Dildo, A Suction Cup, And You
What can you do with a suction-cup dildo? Oh, lots of things (all of them indecent). You can turn your table into a fucktable, your door into a fuckdoor, your shower wall into a fuckshowerwall... More » -
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Rite Aid: Your New Favorite Sex Toy Shop?
We knew that drug stores were stocking cheap "personal massagers"—but Rite Aid having an online vibrator buying guide, and stocking toys we might actually buy? That's news to us! (riteaidonlinestore.com, thanks Brendan!) -
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Top Ten Sex Toys Of 2008
It's December: a time for year-in-review lists and holiday shopping guides. And so, in lieu of a sex toy review, this week we present a list of the top ten sex toys of 2008. More » -
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Shocking Acts Of Lesbian Depravity On Display In "Babes Illustrated 18"
And now for something totally different from director Anton Slayer—hot lesbians! In the latest Metro Interactive release, ten sizzling sex kittens savor each other with shocking results!!!
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Ella: The Dildo For The Discerning Self Love Enthusiast
LELO products have always earned high praise from my parts—but it's mostly been due to their well-designed controls (and, ok, the awesome orgasms they've inspired). But is the LELO ingenuity limited to their electronic toys? Or does the genius extend to their motorless creations as well? When the lovely LELO dildo, Ella, fell into my lap (so it speak) it was the perfect opportunity to find out. More » -
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Teagan Presley Brings New Life (And Boobs) To Video Reviews
There are a lot of sites out there that review porn movies. There are fewer sites that offer video reviews of porn movies. And there are even fewer sites that showcase videos of Teagan Presley reviewing a porno movie while getting naked and masturbating. In fact, we're pretty sure that AdultBluReview is the only site we know of that fits into that last category. After the jump, get a sneak peak of Teagan's review of (of course) "Pirates 2." It may not be quite the same as actually watching "Pirates 2"—but we think it's pretty close. More » -
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A Girl's Best Friend: Top Ten Vibrator Sex Videos
Forget diamonds: sex toys are a girl's real best friend. We've extolled their virtues many times before, and we're adamantly believe that every girl should own one (at least!). But actions speak louder than words—so instead of boring you with yet another lecture about the virtues of vibes, we've decided to offer a little video instruction to help explain things all the more. After the jump, discover ten great reasons to get busy with a sex toy—or, if you can't do that, ten great reasons to appreciate a girl who can. -
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Say Goodbye To Summer (Again)
Summer's only been over for a week now, but we miss it already. Sure, the fall season certainly has its charms — making out in gigantic leaf piles, Halloween costume party orgies, and that wonderful effect that a slight chill in the air seems to have on nipples — but it just can't compare to a good old fashioned poolside romp with two girls, a dildo, and plenty of water. Just think: August is only ten months away! More » -
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Marital Aid Test Kitchen: Seeing (And Feeling) Sex Through Candy Colored Glass
Until recently, the thought of using the words "glass" and "vagina" in the same sentence struck a fearful chord in my heart. Surely that combination would only be uttered to an emergency room doctor after some freak accident—or, potentially, in some fancy art gallery, which would be a different though no less terrifying scenario). But then I met the Candy Colored Glass Dildo, and suddenly the thought of glass against my ladybits took on a whole new meaning! More » -
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Marital Aid Test Kitchen: Riding The Ribbed Rascal
I've mentioned my feelings about traditional dildos on previous occasions, But for those of you who were in the bathroom at the time, here's a recap: I usually don't get too excited about anything that appears to be a plastic approximation of a penis. Though those toys certainly have their time and place, they're not exactly what I would call innovative. So when I first saw the Rascal O2 (not to be confused with this or this), I wasn't chomping at the bit to get it inside me.
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Not-So-Mixed Doubles
Have you been watching the U.S. Open this week? Neither have we! There just aren't that many compelling reasons to watch pro tennis these days. Other than sexy female players ... and their short skirts ... and the grunting and groaning they make when they smack the little ball ... and the sweating. But other than those very good reasons, there are no reasons to watch! Although just like this video, the semi-finals at this year's tournament will also include a brief subplot involving Peter North and a mermaid, so buy your tickets now! More »































































