Fleshlinks 02.06.23

The Truth is in Your Most Out There Fantasies

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— Gillian Anderson (@GillianA) February 1, 2023

Agent Scully wants to know our most secretest sex fantasies, ladies! Now that Gillian Anderson plays a sex therapist in the Netflix series “Sex Education,” she’s curious about what other women think about when they think about sexing. Naturally, she’s working on a book on the subject, but she can’t do it without our help. Not all heroes wear secret agent badges. Click here.

Beware the Gold Dildo Thieves of Seville

‘POLICE SAY THEY HOPE THE CULPRITS WILL COME QUIETLY ’

Thieves stole eight deluxe dildos, six of them gold plated, from a Spanish sex-toy company, swiping premium pleasure products worth tens of thousands of euros, a sales executive said Friday

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— Philstar.com (@PhilstarNews) February 4, 2023

Those commercials insisting that we should invest in gold? Well, apparently, they don’t go far enough. It’s gold-plated glass dildos that we should be investing in! Those things are expensive! We’re talking around $17,000 American for starters. Spanish thieves broke into a warehouse near Seville owned by sex toy company Dreamlove and made away with eight deluxe dildos and enough cash to pay for them, had they so chosen. Where they think they’re going to sell them is anybody’s guess. Click here.

Also, the 30-Inch Dildo Thieves of West Hollywood

American thieves may not be as focused as their fellow professionals in Spain on financial resale value as they are bragging rights. After all, almost managing to steal a 30-inch dildo out of a retail venue is something to tell your friends and friendly strangers about over some shared smoke or hooch. Our West Hollywood wannabe dildo thief made it to the door with the monstrosity, but a valiant clerk saved the day for someone very, very special. Click here.

Porn Makes Affordable Housing Possible

When people aren’t trying or succeeding at stealing sex toys, they often fill their time by talking smack about porn, porn stars, and any number of other things sexual that they know nothing about. While they natter, OnlyFans’ content provider Rebecca Goodwin is making the world a better place. Making a comfortable living of about $120,000 a year, Rebecca finds herself in a position to help others, so she is. She plans to purchase eight properties and rent them as a part of her “affordable housing scheme,” as she called it on Twitter. Click here.

Most Therapists Fuck Up the Truth About Sex

I had to see it with my own eyes and hear it with my own ears, but I’ve done both. There are entirely too many therapists working with clients on sexual and relationship matters who simply do not know what they are talking about. Well-intended? Perhaps. Well informed? Not so much. Dr. Marty Klein knows better, though. Click here.

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