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    "Teens Like It Big": Lexi Belle Does Not Lie

    Say what you will about pornography, but you have to admit that it's an honest medium: in a world of ironic this and post-ironic that, you pretty much know what to expect when you pick up a title like, say, "Teens Like It Big", and not just because you've happened to chance upon a preview gallery from the Brazzers website of the same time during your online perambulations. It's all right there in the title: Teens! Liking It! Big! Really, what else do you need to know? More »
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    This Just In: Pornstars Still Like It Big

    Since we last reported on this important topic, we'd love to be able to tell you that there's been a sea change in the way the adult industry views men with average-sized members, and that the whole "size matters" debate is one we can relegate to the dustbin of history along with Hillary Clinton's presidential campaign, the musical version of "Carrie", and the last season of "American Idol". But alas, Brazzers' latest compilation of scenes from their PornStarsLikeItBig.com website clearly shows us that this is not the case—and no amount of penis pumping or Enzyte or yohimbe can make up for it. More »
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    "Doctor Adventures": Naughty Nurses Need Not Apply

    Sometimes it feels like we wake up every morning "Groundhog Day"-style only to see the same old studios churning out the same old porn movies with the same old predictable lineups of barely legal starlets and insatiable MILFs, with only the occasional new face or novel ass smoothie-esque perversion to keep things fresh. Every once in a great while, however, a porn movie comes along that makes the discriminating pervert deep in our heart rejoice with hope that maybe the adult industry isn't doomed to an eternity of the same old same old after all. More »
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    Yet Another Hanna(h) Hilton Preview

    If you still haven't seen enough previews of that Hannah Hilton hardcore scene we've been crowing about lately, this generous gallery should do the trick nicely. Maybe it's time you just bit the bullet and plonked down that $24.95 so you could see the whole thing already (and then told us whetehr it was worth the wait, since we're much too cheap to pay to see it ourselves)? (porn-star.com)
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    Oh, that hardcore Hannah Hilton scene we told you about last week? It's now live on RealWifeStories.com, and even from the limited preview it looks to us like it was worth the wait. (Also: Hannah Hilton is married? Who knew?) (realwifestories.com)
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    This Just In: "Porn Stars Like It Big"

    For untold generations, mankind has argued about the size of the boat versus the motion of the ocean ... and still hasn't come up with a definitive answer yet. After having their sleep-deprived staff pore over thousands of hours of stock pornography (not to mention evidence from their own fine family of paysites), however, one company has finally come to a definitive scientific conclusion. Sorry guys—this one might sting a little: from their world headquarters near the Nobel Institute in Oslo, Brazzers has announced this week that porn stars most definitely like it big, which should bring an end to the debate once and for all. More »