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Egos, Vaginas Stretched In "S.O.S. 8"
As common as it is, few people know that the Morse code distress signal SOS was adapted by the German government before it became popularized as an English-language acronym for "Save Our Ship" or, less commonly but somewhat more poetically, "Save Our Souls". More than a century after its inception, Digital Sin director and monstrously endowed male performer Shane Diesel give the telegraphic phrase a whole new meaning with the "Stretched Out Snatch" series, now it its eighth installment. Sure, it might not be what the 1906 Second International Radiotelegraphic Convention had in mind—but it's still a sort of distress signal, isn't it?
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"Teens Like It Big": Lexi Belle Does Not Lie
Say what you will about pornography, but you have to admit that it's an honest medium: in a world of ironic this and post-ironic that, you pretty much know what to expect when you pick up a title like, say, "Teens Like It Big", and not just because you've happened to chance upon a preview gallery from the Brazzers website of the same time during your online perambulations. It's all right there in the title: Teens! Liking It! Big! Really, what else do you need to know? More » -
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This Just In: Monster Dicks Continue To Pursue Young Chicks
Aiden Starr, Jaeylin Fox, Lorena Sanchez, Sandra Romaine, and Veronique Vega have more than proved their moxie over the years when it comes to riding some of the most formidable appendages in the business. So it didn’t come as much of a surprise when we found them in the cast list of Hustler’s newest obtusely titled release, "Monster Dicks In Young Chicks". Unfortunately, Hustler didn't provide us with more information about director Lex Drill; fortunately, this is yet another one of those DVDs where the title pretty much speaks for itself. So let's just skip over to the preview gallery and save ourselves the effort of trying to say more about it, shall we? More » -
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(It Doesn't Get Much More Direct Than) "It's Huge 15"
"VengeanceXXX in-house director Brother Love” may sound like a character in a bad kung fu/grindhouse porn mashup, but he's actually the man responsible for bringing us the latest installment of the studio's starkly titled "It's Huge" series (which is kind of like the same studio's "Beauties and the Beast" series except that it's, like, different). Those of you who feel strong enough to view today's hardcore gallery preview without further introduction may now jump directly to the photos; everyone else might want to read on for a bit and acclimatize yourself to what you're about to ... uh, see. More » -
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Beauties Vs. Beasts: The Saga Continues
In the original version of the French fairy tale "Beauty and the Beast", a cruel Prince is fated to live as a ghastly creature until he is released from his spell and united with his Princess forever. With various modifications, the story became the basis for several well-known adaptations over the years: artists as diverse as Jean Cocteau and the Disney corporation found inspiration in this classic tale of true love. More » -
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This Just In: Pornstars Still Like It Big
Since we last reported on this important topic, we'd love to be able to tell you that there's been a sea change in the way the adult industry views men with average-sized members, and that the whole "size matters" debate is one we can relegate to the dustbin of history along with Hillary Clinton's presidential campaign, the musical version of "Carrie", and the last season of "American Idol". But alas, Brazzers' latest compilation of scenes from their PornStarsLikeItBig.com website clearly shows us that this is not the case—and no amount of penis pumping or Enzyte or yohimbe can make up for it. More » -
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Nothing Succeeds Like Excess: "Monster Meat 9"
If you're the type of discerning porn consumer who prefers a good story line with subtle erotic overtones, provocative lighting, and naughty teases by barely legal beauties that leave you craving more ... well, the title alone should tell you that "Monster Meat 9" isn't that kind of movie at all. But if you've recently made the acquaintance of Mr. Blackzilla and are anxious to meet more of his similarly-endowed colleagues ... step right up!
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This Just In: "Porn Stars Like It Big"
For untold generations, mankind has argued about the size of the boat versus the motion of the ocean ... and still hasn't come up with a definitive answer yet. After having their sleep-deprived staff pore over thousands of hours of stock pornography (not to mention evidence from their own fine family of paysites), however, one company has finally come to a definitive scientific conclusion. Sorry guys—this one might sting a little: from their world headquarters near the Nobel Institute in Oslo, Brazzers has announced this week that porn stars most definitely like it big, which should bring an end to the debate once and for all. More » -
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Let us now sing the praises of the adorably snaggletooth'd Jenni Lee, one of the legions of underappreciated porn starlets who deserve some sort of trophy for working tirelessly towards our collective bemusement. (We'd totally set up some sort of awards ceremony ourselves, but we're a little distracted studying her qualifications at the moment.) (video + galleries @ orgasmatrix.com)
