(It Doesn’t Get Much More Direct Than) “It’s Huge 15”

"VengeanceXXX in-house director Brother Love" may sound like a character in a bad kung fu/grindhouse porn mashup, but he's actually the man responsible for bringing us the latest installment of the studio's starkly titled "It's Huge" series (which is kind of like the same studio's "Beauties and the Beast" series except that it's, like, different). Those of you who feel strong enough to view today's hardcore gallery preview without further introduction may now jump directly to the photos; everyone else might want to read on for a bit and acclimatize yourself to what you're about to ... uh, see.Except ... well, we really don't have that much more about to say about "It's Huge 15". If the title doesn't tell you what you can expect, you might as well go back to your grandad's stash of Playboys and start your porn education all over again. We can tell you that it stars Nikki Hilton (no relation to Paris—or to Nicky, for that matter) along with Tabitha James, Carmen Minor, Katrina Angel, and that rascally diva Bailey Brookes, all of whom spend their onscreen time in "It's Huge 15" (and, we presume, a good long time after filming was completed) dealing with the mutant giant-baby's-arm-holding-an-apple monstrosities that are Ramon and Shane Diesel's appendages. And really, that's about it. Well, that and the fact that Tabitha James wears glasses which she keeps on during her scene, thus giving you an extra fetish bang for your buck if you're into that sort of thing. Oh, and that foot long submarine sandwiches have absolutely nothing whatsoever to do with the action. So here are the pics. Just remember to keep breathing and relax. It'll stop hurting before you know it.

• "It's Huge 15" Trailer (.wmv video @ newsensations.com) • VengeanceXXX (vengeancexxxdvd.com)