ArtFagCity interviews art provocateur and S&M savant Nayland Blake, who discourses on everything from art history to queer history to racial and gender politics and more. (In fact, he's so smart and so dreamy that he'd probably even know how to help us hook up our laptops to the snazzy new inkjet printer in the utility closet Fleshbot media room—but sadly, like HP online support, he ain't telling.) Blake's latest project is the current show at New York's Monya Rowe Gallery called "The Guys We Would Fuck", in which he's selected a group of artists who will be submitting pictures of (surprise!) guys they would, in theory, fuck; gallery and online visitors can then create their own 'zines of their favorites. All of which sounds really sexy in a Tiger Beat sort of way. Now if only Mr. Blake could help us find someone to help us with that printer ...

· The Guys We Would Fuck: An Interview With Nayland Blake (artfagcity.com)
· Monya Rowe Gallery (monyarowegallery.com)

What do you get when you combine amateur comic book artists with an Indian MILF fantasy and the power of internet self-publishing? You get Savita Bhabhi, India's first online graphic novel pornstar—and since we're not aware of any other contenders to the throne (or that this throne even existed), we'll take their word for it. Bhabhi is "an honorific in Hindi for a married woman/sister-in-law," which makes these randy tales of a big-breasted housewife getting it on with a door-to-door bra salesman all the more shocking and naughty. In fact, the Archie Comics-style art and horny high school fantasy scenarios are delightfully corny, but if you've ever dreamt about taking down a busty bhabhi yourself this is the comic for you. Now, where can we apply for that bra salesman job?

· Savita Bhabhi (savitabhabhi.com, via Blography)
· "Savita Bhabi: India's 'first' virtual porn star" (Yahoo! India)

Here's a conversation you might find yourself having later today:

"So have you seen that nine-minute video of the guy fucking a giant Cheeto that's made out of a bunch of little Cheetos?"

"OMG, yes! What was that all about?"

"I don't know. The internet is weird."

Yeah, we don't get it either. But to be fair, he's not really fucking the Cheeto so much as he's making sweet, sweet love to it. It's kind of romantic, actually. Even if it is completely and totally out-of-this-world insane.

An excellent digest of photorealistic fetish illustration and take-many-prisoners text, the fledgling "Taboo Illustrated" is both a millennial pulp comic and a monthly kink lifestyle primer. Published by Hustler and edited by "O: The Power of Submission" director Ernest Greene, "Taboo Illustrated" features fantasy/fetish artwork and text by Gary Roberts, Ferres, Templeton, and Greene as well as serialized graphic novels. If Betty and Veronica were pony girls, Los Bros Hernandez documented prison hookers, and the Dark Knight ran a dungeon, "Taboo Illustrated" is what it would look like.

· Gary Roberts Art/Taboo (garyrobertsart.com)

A Very Lively Life Drawing Class

We'd like to say that the photos that comprise photographer Cherise Isis' recent "American Stripper" exhibition at Peer Gallery in New York City were more than just shots of hot topless dancers wrapping themselves around poles—you know, that they made some sort of Grand Statement about the way women were commodified by the voyeuristic gaze of an audience and that they offered a glimpse into the often sordid underbelly of certain kinds of sex work. But the truth is that most of these action portraits are a lot more gentle in their grainy soft-focus dreaminess (even when they show strippers lighting their boobs on fire); the occasional smile peeks out from the sea of arched backs and heavy-lidded eyes and several of the dancers don't appear to have slid to the bottom of the poles in question so much as to have floated there, lost in their own private reveries of desire and exhaustion like spent muses at the end of a long shift. Guess they really are more than just shots of hot topless dancers after all.

· Cherise Isis' "American Stripper" (on view 'til 6/14 @ Peer Gallery, NYC; see online photo exhibition here)

It might sound like fun, but in reality the job requirements for being a professional porn scoper-outer are quite rigorous. Chief among them is an ability to sniff out nudie pics on websites where they may not be so obvious. Sure, galleries labeled "nudes" or "erotica" are easy to spot ... but who's ever going to guess that the "Core" area of photographer Slava Filippov's online portfolio actually means "photos of hot naked chicks"? Pros like us, that's who. Lucky for you we're generous when it comes to sharing our secrets.

· Slava Filippov (slavafilippov.com, via otomano.blogspot.com)