Throwback Thursday: Let’s Visit The Modern Museum of Fine Ass’s Interactive Exhibit!

November 9, 2023
NAOMI LEROY

Now THIS is some fine art! Move over, Van Gogh!

Hey Fleshbot fans! It’s Throwback Thursday once again and for today, November 9, the wacky holiday is Go To An Art Museum Day. Lots of people probably think museums are dry and dull and you can just see the art on the Internet, but really, there is something to be said for standing in front of a piece and seeing it up close, noticing all the details and really just experiencing it on a different level. I’m sure there are boring museums out there, but there’s also stuff like the American Visionary Art Museum which is anything but. It’s a matter of researching what’s on display and picking museums that match your interests. Back in 2015, those folks at Brazzers came up with a fantasy about a museum with an interactive museum featuring…… asses. Yes, asses---- sticking out of the wall almost gloryhole-like. Let’s get into it!

In the beginning, a docent is very seriously leading a group of guys including Danny D around some galleries and tells the group that they have “some of the finest asses on exhibit in the Western world” and they move into a room where there are round booty cheeks, some with stockings and some without, sticking out of the walls. The guys are encouraged to take pictures and even touch the asses. They marvel at the perfection of the jiggly cheeks and even smell them which Danny learns sometimes isn’t a great idea, but they are still captivated by such a unique exhibit and Danny can’t keep his mitts off a particular butt covered in black lace stockings. He keeps spreading the cheeks and staring and then wonders if these asses are open for glory hole business.

He admires another butt covered in body paint and the docent offers the guys the opportunity to cover the butts in oil so Danny has a fun time with that and soon, Julie Cash turns around in her frame and sticks her head out looking for a cock to suck on. Danny happily obliges. The owner of the painted booty, Richelle Ryan, has exited her frame and is now on a mattress in the middle of the floor with the booty still stuck in the frame. She wants some of that dick and isn’t shy about asking. Julie comes over and makes it a party for three! Danny gets to daisy chain AND stack those asses and all the other ways they can find to make sure Danny handles both of their curvaceous work-of-art bodies.

After they fuck every which way through the gallery, Danny adds his own personal “paint” to these gorgeous goddesses before they go back on shift to “interact” with the next visitors. He pulls right out of Richelle’s twat to glaze her belly, tits, and both of the girl's faces. So go visit an art museum soon, because it’s actually fun, and enjoy this crazy-ASS fantasy, extra fun for folks with objectification kinks!