We warned you it was coming...and now it's finally here. "Coctomom" (sigh) is available for purchase, just in case you didn't get enough of the Octomom buzz all those many months ago.

(Confidential to Porn Valley: It doesn't take eight cocks to make eight babies. Please, this "plot" is just an embarrassment to everyone.)

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