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Sex Blog Roundup: To Love, Honor And Obey (But Mostly Obey)

We've heard rumors that if you mind your manners, make your bed every morning, and remember always to wash behind your ears, good things will happen when you're all grown up ... like you'll be able to serve as someone's very own slave girl! The bloggers intoday's roundup of some of the best sez writing on the web must have been especially good because they get to live in blissful servitude to their masters and mistresses: they get zinged by electric pads, have the crankies spanked right out of them, and serve dinner guests in a most unusual way. We should all be so lucky.

Watch your Ps and Qs with AlwaysArousedGirl after the jump.

12:30 PM on Tue May 13 2008
By Fleshbot
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Best Of Babelogs: Monday Edition (8,273 views, 0 comments)
Streaking With Gianna: "Shane's World Scavenger Hunt Seattle" (7,678 views, 2 comments)
Getting Inside Some "Young American Bodies" (7,450 views, 0 comments)

porn of the moment

Desperately Seeking "Housewives"-Based Porn

Porn ~~ripoffs~~ parodies of things that were topical three years ago are like settling into a comfortable pair of shoes: they are familiar and safe, and make us think of a time when gas wasn't so expensive, it looked like the Democrats would win in 2008, and "The Sopranos" was still on. We received Wicked's "The Housewives of Amber Lane" recently and thought, "Awww, at least it's not 'Britney Rears'."

11:40 AM on Tue May 13 2008
By Gram Ponante
935 views, Comment

masturbation celebration

Fleshbot's Masturbation Or Sex? Contest, Part Two: Because Guys Do It Too

We had so much fun with our first Masturbation Or Sex? Contest that we decided to do another one ... and this time, we're going gay! (Isn't everyone?) If you fancy yourself a master masturbator, now's your chance to prove it. Show us that you can tell the difference between a solo and a duet and you'll have a chance to win a fabulous (and sexy) prize. More details and photos after the jump. More »

11:38 AM on Tue May 13 2008
By Lux Nightmare
354 views, 1 comment

Fetish Is Where You Find It

Blu's Blog Proves That Eyebrows Are The Windows To The Soul

If you ask people what the sexiest part of a woman is, there aren't a lot of folks who start by talking about the eyebrows. Seeing how there's a whole industry devoted to plucking and tweezing and threading and penciling them, however, obviously there's quite a few people whopay attention to them. Naturally, that means there's highly-sexualized blog for it. We didn't even know that "the International Eyebrow Landscape" existed, but Blu's Eyebrow Blog seeks to chronicle it, whether those little hairy appendages belong to regular citizens, fashion models, or even pornstars like our old pal Dana DeArmond (who apparently gives great brow.) Frankly, when we look at Dana we don't spend a lot of time staring at anything that high up, but from now on we can at least promise to try.

· Blu's Eyebrow Blog (blubrow.blogspot.com - thanks Sanj)

11:35 AM on Tue May 13 2008
By Dashiell Bennett
240 views, 1 comment

Latest by Ecks: Personally, I can't stand when they're plucked so thin they are just a tiny line, or even worse, waxed off and drawn on with a sharpie! Just because we want women hairless practically everywhere else... more »

Sex Toys

The Phoenix Rises Again!

We may have been wrong about the Phoenix vibrator: from the looks of this video, it may actually be a pretty fun toy. Now if only we could get a more "hands on" demonstration, we'd definitely be convinced. Can anyone get Gianna Michaels on hand for this urgent assignment? More »

11:33 AM on Tue May 13 2008
By Lux Nightmare
488 views, 1 comment

Great Moments In Masturbation

"Sticky: The Movie" Will Touch You In New Ways

While we never exactly understood why there had to be a whole month set aside to raise masturbation awareness when we spend nearly every waking moment devoted to the cause, we nonetheless welcome May's status as a worthwhile excuse to dwell on our favorite national pastime. That's why we found the trailer and teaser for upcoming masturbation documentary "Sticky: The Movie" to be so very entertaining. With a swingin' soundtrack, interviews with everyone from adult booth babes and sex toy manufacturers to controversial pro-masturbation advocate former Surgeon General Dr. Jocelyn Elders, we can't wait to see the final edit. No release date is available, but we'll be, uh, jerking around in Sticky's forums until the impending release. Enjoy Sticky's trailer and teaser after the jump. More »

11:30 AM on Tue May 13 2008
By Violet Blue
633 views, Comment

Wait, Gwyneth Paltrow posed naked for British GQ and no one told us? Why were we not informed? Oh right, because you can't actually see anything. Carry on then. (breakingnews.iol.ie + pro-image-gallery.blogspot.com)

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Texas high school students were recently shocked to discover a picture of a newsstand with "revealing" adult magazines in their German textbook. Hey, how do you say "But what about the children?" in German? (dallasnews.com)

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masturbation celebration

Twittergasms: The Real San Francisco Treat

Cable cars, dot coms gazillionaires and Golden Gates aside, San Francisco is known for many things: its values, homegrown institutions like Kink.com, and generally being the object of Sodom-by-the-Bay nightmares for the entire Bible Belt. And let's not forget that everyone's favorite city also midwifed National Masturbation Month, which is getting more tech-savvy every year. This time around the San Francisco Masturbate-A-Thon—a fundraiser for SF's Center for Sex and Culture hosted by Nina Hartley on Sunday, May 25—will not only be doing its customary livecast of the wank-off, but has also launched a snazzy new blog and Facebook page and is promising plenty of Twittergasms to all comers. Read what a Twittergasm is, how to have one, and why masturbatrix extraordinaire Carol Queen says you should never, ever fake one after the jump. More »

11:00 AM on Tue May 13 2008
By Violet Blue
1,277 views, Comment

You Are There

Time Out New York Is So Horny

To celebrate the recent release of their new Horny Issue, Time Out New York invited a select few hot bodied New Yorkers to celebrate spring with some drinking, debauchery, and a couple of rounds of Truth or Dare and Spin the Bottle. We stopped by to see just how horny New Yorkers can get, and as it happens the answer is "very." Photo proof after the jump. More »

10:40 AM on Tue May 13 2008
By Lux Nightmare
3,168 views, Comment

Our modern university science and engineering programs bring together the latest technologies with the world's brightest young minds to create the next generation of groundbreaking state-of-the-art innovations—like this giant mechanical nutsack that three NYU students built for a class project. Can you believe the balls on these kids? (testetouch.com [sound warning], via Gizmodo)

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Andreia Schwartz started her own high-priced call girl service in New York, after leaving the Emperor's Club (that other high-priced call girl ring that you may have heard about.) Then she got busted and deported to Brazil. Even if none of that were true, it was still a good idea for Brazilian magazine "Sexy" to feature her in a nude photo spread. These pics are much more newsworthy than whatever some silly governor is up to. (nydailynews.com + dailypoa.com)

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porn of the moment

The Hunger Of "Juvie Boys 2"

This may come as a shocker, but it's time to face facts: the world is going global! Forget apple pie and LOLcats: today, websites are available in non-English languages; Mickey D's offers salads with exotic Asian flavors; and beloved American icons like Kim Cattrall turn out to be, in fact, Canadian. In such a topsy-turvy place, is it any wonder that the rising stars of porn possess names that confuse the Western tongue, like Makhalyo Shebedyak? Or that provocatively-cheekboned erotic impresario Michael Lucas is the man introducing them to the cheeseburger-eating public? Nyet, we say! More »

9:50 AM on Tue May 13 2008
By sturtle
169 views, 1 comment

Latest by will: Sturtle, that is a veritable masterpiece of imagination on your part for what is, from the looks of it, just another in a long line of tired imports from Prague or Budapest or environs. I will give the Mad Russian more »

annals of hygiene

In The "Hot Shower," No One Can See You Squirt

Don't get us wrong: we are all for "young gorgeous girls with smooth supple bodies." (Or at least we suppose they'll do in a pinch.) But don't you think they have better things to do with their youth, suppleness and—in the case of Micah Moore—feet than to be taking showers all the time?

11:10 PM on Mon May 12 2008
By Gram Ponante
6,309 views, 2 comments

Latest by Waelwulf: Woah woah, I didn't know Micah Moore squirted. She seems too innocent you know? more »

what is reality?

Streaking With Gianna: "Shane's World Scavenger Hunt Seattle"

As the list of challenges went on—such as eating a fish's eyeball, streaking, and shaving a stranger's balls—we were convinced that "Shane's World 40: Seattle Scavenger Hunt" would be really cool if it were true. It was when team member Gianna announced that she needed a drink before she got started that we began thinking this was a real documentary.

9:15 PM on Mon May 12 2008
By Gram Ponante
10,827 views, 2 comments

Latest by Rock-e-Horror: Doesn't Reality King's "Money Talks" already do all of what Shane's World is proposing above? And enough of the "reality" porn that just stars non-surgicially enhanced porn stars. more »

Babes

Best Of Babelogs: Monday Edition

Because when the weekend is over you have to get back to real life and real babes ... More »

8:30 PM on Mon May 12 2008
By Dashiell Bennett
12,066 views, Comment

Hardcore

Flesh Flicks: Stay With The Group

You might want to bring a scorecard to watch this video, because you could have some trouble keeping track of where everyone is. There's a lot of arms and legs and other body parts being intertwined, and we lost the plot more than once while trying to fit the puzzle pieces together in our head. If you can manage not to distract yourself with other "pressing matters," you should be able to straighten it out on your own, though. After all, we're fairly certain that it's just two couples sharing a bed and each other, but we swear we saw a few extra feet in there at one point. More »

5:10 PM on Mon May 12 2008
By Dashiell Bennett
13,452 views, 2 comments

Latest by Tsuru: Aww... the good ol' buddy system. THAT takes me back to days of field trips to the local sumtin-sumtin. Do kids still take field trips? Tsuru [tsururadio.com] more »

Sex Blog Roundup: To Love, Honor And Obey (But Mostly Obey)

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