{"id":9009124,"date":"2024-09-19T14:30:11","date_gmt":"2024-09-19T19:30:11","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/fleshbot.com\/9009124\/throwback-thursday-yarr-here-there-be-titties"},"modified":"2024-09-19T13:25:15","modified_gmt":"2024-09-19T18:25:15","slug":"throwback-thursday-yarr-here-there-be-titties","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/fleshbot.com\/9009124\/throwback-thursday-yarr-here-there-be-titties\/","title":{"rendered":"Throwback Thursday: Yarr, Here There Be Titties!"},"content":{"rendered":"
Avast, ye swabbies and bilge rats, I mean….. Fleshbot fans! Today, September 19th, it be International Talk Like A Pirate Day<\/a>! Shiver me timbers! Walk the plank! Okay, we got that over with. We all know porn loves pirates, having been the subject of one of the most successful porn movies of all time (2005\u2019s Pirates<\/em><\/a>), and mainstream adores them too, with the Pirates Of The Caribbean<\/em> movies heavily inspiring Pirates<\/em> and other porn parodies. There\u2019s just something about fancy cosplay and a dangerous lifestyle. Real pirates are\/were not this much fun. And they likely really, really smelled bad. But in the spirit of the fantasy of a glamorous pirate\u2019s life at sea, I\u2019ve plucked this jewel from the buried treasure chests of the Brazzers archive<\/a> from way back in 2010 to share with ye for Throwback Thursday<\/a>.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n CLICK HERE TO WATCH THE WHOLE VIDEO NOW!<\/strong><\/a><\/p>\n We open on a queen of something-or-other (Diamond Foxxx) being accosted with her king on a ship by Long Cock Silver, Plunderer of the Seas (Keiran Lee) and his associates. They are holding the queen at swordpoint, but she negotiates her way out of his situation by telling the pirates she will lead them to the treasures and be the slutty plaything of the pirates if they just bump off the king so she can be free. Diamond pops her titties out and well, titties and rum are two things that pirates love, so she gets on her knees and services Keiran\u2019s cock in front of the king and the other pirates. He isn\u2019t a complete asshole, though. This pirate does offer to return the oral favors as she lays across her king\u2019s lap and he laps away at her pussy while the king gets cucked at bladepoint, one of the background pirates holding the sword and quaffing some rum as they watch the free porn show.<\/p>\n Our king is treated to even more fun as our hunky pirate dips his cutlass into the queen in doggy, using the king\u2019s lap to brace herself and give Keiran a great view of her stocking-clad ass. She keeps losing clothes and then decides to ride her pirate captor in reverse cowgirl while her humiliated king just looks on with a resigned look on his face, especially when they break out the acrobatics, fucking their way around the hold of the ship. If I was one of his buccaneers, I\u2019d be asking Keiran for a turn with this hot-ass queen, or a bigger share of the treasures they plunder at the end! Ok, one last yarrrr for the road! Go grab some rum and enjoy this fun scene!<\/p>\n CLICK HERE TO SEE ALL OF THIS SCENE NOW!<\/strong><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Surrender the booty, indeed! Avast, ye swabbies and bilge rats, I mean….. Fleshbot fans! Today, September 19th, it be International Talk Like A Pirate Day! Shiver me timbers! Walk the plank! Okay, we got that over with. We all know porn loves pirates, having been the subject of one of the most successful porn movies of all time (2005\u2019s Pirates), and mainstream adores them too, with the Pirates Of The Caribbean movies heavily inspiring Pirates and other porn parodies. There\u2019s… Read More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":212,"featured_media":9009605,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[47179,4,83248,13],"tags":[429,581,9123,4844,14321,97772,475,467],"niche":[63419],"podcast_tags":[],"class_list":["post-9009124","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-editors-picks","category-hardcore","category-scene-reviews","category-straight","tag-brazzers","tag-cuckold","tag-diamond-foxxx","tag-keiran-lee","tag-pirates","tag-talk-like-a-pirate-day","tag-tbt","tag-throwback-thursday","niche-straight"],"acf":[],"yoast_head":"\n