{"id":84062,"date":"2004-09-23T07:12:54","date_gmt":"2004-09-23T07:12:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/straight.fleshbot.com\/21888\/obligatory-lindsay-lohan-update"},"modified":"2004-09-23T07:12:54","modified_gmt":"2004-09-23T07:12:54","slug":"obligatory-lindsay-lohan-update","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/fleshbot.com\/21888\/obligatory-lindsay-lohan-update\/","title":{"rendered":"Obligatory Lindsay Lohan Update"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Funny, we were just thinking about how there’s been no new Lindsay Lohan<\/a> news lately when we popped on over to our restraining-ordered sister site Defamer this afternoon and found an item about her appearance in the new issue of GQ: “With the heat off her rack for months, she ‘complains’ to GQ about the attention paid to her breasts and then spreads cleavage all over the magazine’s cover and accompanying photo spread.” Alas, the photos haven’t hit the web yet, so we’ll just have to be content with a few cheesy fake nudes we came across recently – not that they’re anything like what we’re likely to see in GQ, but you never know<\/i>. (They do say she’s “not teasing” this time, right?)<\/p>\n<\/p>\n“Lindsay Lohan Plays Us Like A Cheap Fiddle”<\/a> (Defamer)
\nLindsay Lohan in GQ, October 2004<\/a> (MTV News, third item)
\n“GQ Cover: Lindsay Lohan Isn’t Teasing”<\/a> (press release @ biz.yahoo.com)
\n“Lindsay in Love?”<\/a> and “Celeb Quotes to Appear on Heinz Bottles”<\/a> (!) (news updates @ lindsay-lohan.org)<\/p>\n<\/p>\nUpdate<\/b> Lindsay’s GQ photos @ The Superficial<\/a>.<\/p>\n<\/p>\nFake Lindsays after the jump …<\/p>\n

* * * * *<\/p>\n<\/p>\n\"L_Lohan01_Evileye.jpg\"<\/a><\/p>\n<\/p>\n\"L_Lohan02_Evileye.jpg\"<\/a><\/p>\n<\/p>\nPreviously: Lindsay Lohan’s Bikini Adventure<\/a>, Lindsay Lohan: The Jigglenaut Continues<\/a>, Lindsay Lohan Legal!<\/a>, Lindsay’s Bra on eBay<\/a>, Lindsay’s Thong Lines<\/a>, Lohan Nipplewatch™<\/a>, et al.<\/a><\/i><\/p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Funny, we were just thinking about how there’s been no new Lindsay Lohan news lately when we popped on over to our restraining-ordered sister site Defamer this afternoon and found an item about her appearance in the new issue of GQ: “With the heat off her rack for months, she ‘complains’ to GQ about the attention paid to her breasts and then spreads cleavage all over the magazine’s cover and accompanying photo spread.” Alas, the photos haven’t hit the web… Read More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":19,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[14,13],"tags":[],"niche":[63419],"podcast_tags":[],"class_list":["post-84062","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-editorial-features","category-straight","niche-straight"],"acf":[],"yoast_head":"\nObligatory Lindsay Lohan Update - Fleshbot<\/title>\n<meta name=\"description\" content=\"Funny, we were just thinking about how there's been no new Lindsay Lohan news lately when we popped on over to our restraining-ordered sister site Defamer\" \/>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/fleshbot.com\/21888\/obligatory-lindsay-lohan-update\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"en_US\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"Obligatory Lindsay Lohan Update\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:description\" content=\"Funny, we were just thinking about how there's been no new Lindsay Lohan news lately when we popped on over to our restraining-ordered sister site Defamer\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:url\" content=\"https:\/\/fleshbot.com\/21888\/obligatory-lindsay-lohan-update\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:site_name\" content=\"Fleshbot\" \/>\n<meta property=\"article:publisher\" content=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/Fleshbot\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"article:published_time\" content=\"2004-09-23T07:12:54+00:00\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:image\" content=\"http:\/\/fb01.manworldmediacdn.comhttps:\/\/fleshbot.com\/assets\/archives\/2004_09_23_lohan_gq.jpg\" \/>\n<meta name=\"author\" content=\"jonnobot\" \/>\n<meta name=\"twitter:card\" content=\"summary_large_image\" \/>\n<meta name=\"twitter:creator\" content=\"@fleshbot\" \/>\n<meta name=\"twitter:site\" content=\"@fleshbot\" \/>\n<script type=\"application\/ld+json\" class=\"yoast-schema-graph\">{\"@context\":\"https:\/\/schema.org\",\"@graph\":[{\"@type\":\"Article\",\"@id\":\"https:\/\/fleshbot.com\/21888\/obligatory-lindsay-lohan-update\/#article\",\"isPartOf\":{\"@id\":\"https:\/\/fleshbot.com\/21888\/obligatory-lindsay-lohan-update\/\"},\"author\":{\"name\":\"jonnobot\",\"@id\":\"https:\/\/gay.fleshbot.com\/#\/schema\/person\/13bd3996f7777b5b94979c8bebd36f5d\"},\"headline\":\"Obligatory Lindsay Lohan Update\",\"datePublished\":\"2004-09-23T07:12:54+00:00\",\"dateModified\":\"2004-09-23T07:12:54+00:00\",\"mainEntityOfPage\":{\"@id\":\"https:\/\/fleshbot.com\/21888\/obligatory-lindsay-lohan-update\/\"},\"wordCount\":220,\"publisher\":{\"@id\":\"https:\/\/gay.fleshbot.com\/#organization\"},\"image\":{\"@id\":\"https:\/\/fleshbot.com\/21888\/obligatory-lindsay-lohan-update\/#primaryimage\"},\"thumbnailUrl\":\"http:\/\/fb01.manworldmediacdn.comhttps:\/\/fleshbot.com\/assets\/archives\/2004_09_23_lohan_gq.jpg\",\"articleSection\":[\"Editorial Features\",\"straight\"],\"inLanguage\":\"en-US\"},{\"@type\":\"WebPage\",\"@id\":\"https:\/\/fleshbot.com\/21888\/obligatory-lindsay-lohan-update\/\",\"url\":\"https:\/\/fleshbot.com\/21888\/obligatory-lindsay-lohan-update\/\",\"name\":\"Obligatory Lindsay Lohan Update - 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