{"id":82480,"date":"2005-05-16T14:13:57","date_gmt":"2005-05-16T14:13:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/straight.fleshbot.com\/103569\/wet-spots-254"},"modified":"2005-05-16T14:13:57","modified_gmt":"2005-05-16T14:13:57","slug":"wet-spots-254","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/fleshbot.com\/103569\/wet-spots-254\/","title":{"rendered":"Wet Spots"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"2005_05_16_wetspots.jpg\" src=\"http:\/\/fb03.manworldmediacdn.com\/data\/images\/straight\/000\/103\/569\/2005_05_16_wetspots_web.jpg?1399060901\" width=\"150\" height=\"100\" class=\"greyborder\"\/><\/p>\n<b>&middot;<\/b> Surely you didn’t think Paris Hilton’s ad spot for Carl’s Jr. (previously spotted <a href=\"https:\/\/fleshbot.com\/sex\/straight\/found\/morning-wood-101752.php\">here<\/a>) was going to remained “banned” forever&mdash;if it was really in the first place, that is?  Quoth <a href=\"http:\/\/www.thesuperficial.com\/archives\/000916.html\">The Superficial<\/a>: “I’m sure the super-full 60 second version will feature Paris performing actual penetration with the car and maybe an anal scene with the hamburger.”  (thesuperficial.com; more @ <a href=\"http:\/\/www.adrants.com\/2005\/05\/paris-hilton-has-sex-with-bentley-for.php\">Adrants<\/a> and <a href=\"http:\/\/worldofwonder.net\/archives\/2005\/May\/16\/wheres_tinkerbelle.wow\">WOW Report<\/a>)<\/p>\n<\/p>\n<b>&middot;<\/b> Robert Evans gets some <a href=\"http:\/\/www.huffingtonpost.com\/theblog\/archive\/robert-evans\/strictly-taboo.html\">hot XXX threeway action<\/a> with porn auteur <a href=\"https:\/\/fleshbot.com\/porn\/andrew+blake\/\">Andrew Blake<\/a> and porn muse <a href=\"https:\/\/fleshbot.com\/porn\/tall+goddess\/\">Tall Goddess<\/a>: “Her giraffe-like legs gymnastically spread. Each toe touched the two outer corners of my California King sized bed.”  <em>Schwing!<\/em>   (huffingtonpost.com, via <a href=\"http:\/\/www.defamer.com\/hollywood\/gossip\/robert-evans\/robert-evans-sexiest-blogger-on-the-huffpost-103711.php\">Defamer<\/a>)<\/p>\n<\/p>\n<b>&middot;<\/b> Forget about <a href=\"http:\/\/www.barrypopik.com\/article\/311\/send-a-salami-to-your-boy-in-the-army\">sending a salami to your boy in the army<\/a>&mdash;<a href=\"http:\/\/www.livejournal.com\/users\/spoonfeeding\/66581.html\">knitting a sock for your boy in Iraq<\/a> as where it’s at.  (livejournal.com\/users\/spoonfeeding)<\/p>\n<\/p>\n<b>&middot;<\/b> If you can’t beat ’em, join’ em: after blaming the internet for the demise of his magazine Al Goldstein <a href=\"http:\/\/algoldstein.booble.com\">enters the blogosphere<\/a>: “Now I feel guilty for killing all those trees!<br \/>\n  (algoldstein.booble.com)\n<\/p>\n<p><b>&middot;<\/b> Texas anti-cheerleading bill <a href=\"http:\/\/www.news8austin.com\/content\/top_stories\/default.asp?ArID=137282\">D.O.A. in state senate<\/a>.  We knew <a href=\"https:\/\/fleshbot.com\/sex\/straight\/found\/satans-cheerleaders-103218.php\">Satan’s Cheerleaders<\/a> must’ve been doing <em>something<\/em> right.  (news8austin.com – thanks Mike)<\/p>\n<\/p>\n<b>&middot;<\/b> Finally, Maxim UK would like to remind you that indeed … <em><a href=\"http:\/\/www.maxim-magazine.co.uk\/marketing\/junesolus2005\/maximJuneviral.mov\">boobs are everywhere<\/a><\/em>.  In case you thought you were, like, hallucinating or something.  (Quick Time video w\/sound @ maxim-magazine.co.uk – thanks <a href=\"http:\/\/www.evilsigntist.com\/signpost.html\">Courtney<\/a>)<\/p>\n<\/p>\nPreviously: <a href=\"https:\/\/fleshbot.com\/porn\/morning+wood\/\">Morning Wood Archives<\/a> \/ <a href=\"https:\/\/fleshbot.com\/porn\/wet+spots\/\">Wet Spots Archives<\/a><\/p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&middot; Surely you didn’t think Paris Hilton’s ad spot for Carl’s Jr. (previously spotted here) was going to remained “banned” forever&mdash;if it was really in the first place, that is? Quoth The Superficial: “I’m sure the super-full 60 second version will feature Paris performing actual penetration with the car and maybe an anal scene with the hamburger.” (thesuperficial.com; more @ Adrants and WOW Report) &middot; Robert Evans gets some hot XXX threeway action with porn auteur Andrew Blake and porn… <a href=\"https:\/\/fleshbot.com\/103569\/wet-spots-254\/\" class=\"read-more\">Read More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":19,"featured_media":8001832,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[4,13],"tags":[],"niche":[63419],"podcast_tags":[],"class_list":["post-82480","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-hardcore","category-straight","niche-straight"],"acf":[],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO Premium plugin v22.9 (Yoast SEO v23.5) - https:\/\/yoast.com\/wordpress\/plugins\/seo\/ -->\n<title>Wet Spots - Fleshbot<\/title>\n<meta name=\"description\" content=\"&middot; 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