{"id":72516,"date":"2007-09-28T15:55:41","date_gmt":"2007-09-28T15:55:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/straight.fleshbot.com\/305018\/flashbot-fleshback-born-again"},"modified":"2007-09-28T15:55:41","modified_gmt":"2007-09-28T15:55:41","slug":"flashbot-fleshback-born-again","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/fleshbot.com\/305018\/flashbot-fleshback-born-again\/","title":{"rendered":"Flashbot Fleshback: Born Again"},"content":{"rendered":"\"2007_09_28_roundup.jpg\"A look back at our week that was:<\/p>\n<\/p>\n·<\/b> Old pornstars never retire. Seriously, it’s not allowed<\/a>.
\n·<\/b> Natalie Portman’s ass is still
worth the price of admission<\/a>, even when you don’t need to go to a theater to see it.
\n·<\/b> Gee, the White Stripes
rock a lot harder<\/a> than we thought. Or, like, not.
\n·<\/b>
We can rebuild her<\/a><\/em>. But can we put her on our expense account?
\n·<\/b> What’s in a DVD cover? Oh right …
everything you need to know<\/a>.
\n·<\/b> We never thought we’d see someone
turn down tentacles<\/a>, but there’s a first time for everything.
\n·<\/b> Ibiza is quickly becoming our
favorite getaway destination<\/a>. Now, if someone would just tell us where to find it.
\n·<\/b> Remember,
robots are people too<\/a>. Aren’t they?<\/p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

A look back at our week that was: · Old pornstars never retire. Seriously, it’s not allowed. · Natalie Portman’s ass is still worth the price of admission, even when you don’t need to go to a theater to see it. · Gee, the White Stripes rock a lot harder than we thought. Or, like, not. · We can rebuild her. But can we put her on our expense account? · What’s in a DVD cover? 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