Remember those days when adult toys came in boring, plastic holders, and you had to cover them in paper bags to avoid raising the ire of friends, family, and nosey neighbors?  Well, Evolved has turned the vibrator into darn near a work of art - one that you almost want to parade around and show to everyone.  If it weren't for those darn indecency laws.

But I digress.  It is just that the thing is so pretty - with it's tin case with the flip-locks and clear window that frames the enclosed gadget oh so perfectly.  It is almost a shame that it would soon be released and used in those unmentionable of places.   Oh well .. toys are meant to be played with and this was no exception.

The vibe measures a little over 8 inches in length and 1 1/2 inches thick (on the main part), and 2 inches long by 1 inch thick on the clit stimulator.  Made in clear purple, the dual vibrating eggs were easily visible, and putting in the 2 AA batteries (not included) took no time at all.   A push of the button (located at the base) powered the eggs at three different speeds - slow, medium, and HOLY SHIT!!

THE TESTS

Deciding to give this puppy two tests, my wife and I made our way to the shower first - though in hindsight, we should have done the dry test first just in case the waterproof claims turned out to be false.  Fortunately, all went well in the shower.  I began by rubbing the clit stimulator against her clit (naturally) to see if it caused a positive response - it did.  The bliss continued with the toy on the medium setting, and it was only when I turned it up to 11 that she said it crossed from pleasurable to slightly uncomfortable.  I backed it back down to the lowest setting, and slowly worked it inside of her.  It didn't take her long to climax - which surprised both of us, as she usually needs more time and stimulation to orgasm. 

After cleaning it off, we decided to give it another try - this time in the bedroom.  In addition to the location change, she also decided that she would use the toy without my assistance - to see if her shorter frame would cause problems when attempting to pleasure herself with the device.  We applied some lube and I sat back to watch the show.  She ran the purple pussy eater over her clit and ever-so-gently into her waiting pussy.  (Can I say that I never have been so turned on in my life?)  Deeper and deeper she plunged it until all that was visible was the lower end of the toy.  Steadily she build up speed, in and out, out and in, until her body shook as she reached orgasm.

THOUGHTS

Overall, this was a wonderful addition to our lovemaking accessories.  The noise created by the toy was no more (or less) than any other vibrator.  The better-than-average packaging really makes this seem less like a cheap sex toy, and more like a classy adult-oriented product.  The waterproof claims held up, and we had no problems using it in the shower.  The batteries lasted, and we have yet to change them.  While taking the photos above, I pressed the power button, and all three speeds seemed just as strong as the day we tested the product.  Since very few sexual devices have actually resulted in my wife erupting the way that she did, we have no problems making this one RECOMMENDED.