Anyone that has ever shopped for vibrators will know that there seems to be a nearly endless supply of variations on the market, the majority of them phallic in nature (shaped more or less like a cock).  This is no surprise considering what said devices are meant to replace or the shape of the holes they are designed to penetrate but there is a world of other toys out there that are less about penis shaped toys than providing a consumer with pleasure.  One such device is a sex toy known as the Two Finger Juice Junky by Adam & Eve.

A quick look at the neon blue jelly toy reminds one of a molding taken from two fingers and a thumb, the fingers elongated to provided a tapered experience suitable primarily for vaginal pleasure, though Carey insists that it would work for anal action as well (perhaps with some booze and extra lubricant).  In any case, the insertable length of the finger section is just under 4" and the thumb protrudes out for about 3", each having molded "fingernails, knuckles, and skin folds" to simulate a real hand.  This alone might creep some of you out but consider that sex toys generally simulate that which works in real life so the idea of fingers getting someone off is not that alien, right?

Unlike many other toys on the market too is the fact that this one takes just a single AA battery, preferably something strong like a Coppertop or Energizer given the power requirements.  The motor inside the Juice Junky is a moderate sized one and located well beneath the finger/thumb assembly so the vibrations were not as strong as if it were located higher up in the mechanisom.  The tradeoff is that the wiring is all housed in a central location and less apt to stop working, though the first one sent to me did not work as a result of shipping issues (I think the deliveryman used the package as a football or something).  I haven't heard any issues about reliability problems but given the low cost of the device, most people don't expect such a toy to last forever or be particularly durable.

With my assistant properly wet thanks to some hard work by yours truly, the Juice Junky was inserted with relative ease.  The spikes on the thumb section meant for clitoral stimulation were tricky to manuever to the right spot when the toy was inserted so pay attention if you are using this as a two person affair.  Carey found the vibrations to be on the low side of the spectrum but at the highest setting liked them enough to take over for herself, the controller located on the bottom of the toy difficult to change settings without a second hand assisting (it was the kind where you turn the knob to increase the speed).  Doing so drained the battery faster than expected, remember that we're trained professionals that endure lengthy bouts of toy related fun to help readers that might just want something to help in a pinch.  It was made in China for those making the trip to the Olympics and needing something to do during the less interesting events and it was advertised as waterproof, passing my under water test easily enough thanks to the small "O" ring that maintained the tight seal around the battery casing.

The only concern she raised about the jelly material the insertable portion was made up of was how there was a distinctive odor to it.  I hemmed and hawed about what she had been eating of late and when she finished punching me, she said she meant regarding the original odor of the toy before she got it all soaked with her own lubricating juices.  In that regard, it could use some work since I cleaned it thoroughly beforehand but she liked it enough that was was happy a replacement was sent by the nice folks at Adam & Eve to cover the postage damaged original.  Keep in mind that this was not meant to replace toys like the We Vibe or Jenna's Ultimate Stroker and you'll appreciate the low cost value it had so consider it Recommended by a toy user and her bed buddy a s avalue packed toy worthy of some loving.