Okay, having been fussed at by a single person for having the audacity to write reviews of vibrators, I figured I’d spend some time bed testing a toy made for men that didn’t require a female partner for input. I took a few weeks with this one since any testing done when my bed buddy was around ended up with me spending more time with her than any toy, it made sense to be recharged to look at the Roxy Jezel Doggie Style Ass and Pussy recently released by Doc Johnson. Fans of Roxy are legion these days and her current contract at Club Jenna aside, Roxy has proven time and again that she has staying power in an industry where the average career span is about 7 months for the ladies. Her exotic looks are a combination of factors that include her racial heritage (half Thai and half English), her lean figure, and the genetic luck of the draw. Her appeal is largely based on her ability to “do it all” as though she loves it; anal sex handled just as easily as her active mouth and pussy with her attitude shining through it all.

The device was on the small side, measuring in between 7.5 inches by 6.5 inches, by 3 inches, and the material was the usual UR3 (“ultra realistic version 3”) that the company touts as being non-toxic and phthalate free. It is also advertised as being silicone lube compatible so leave the cheap oil based stuff off it or your wear will almost certainly be much faster. The instruction book (yeah, it always surprises me too) indicated that water based lubes were okay as well but this is common knowledge given that running water is the best way to clean such devices out. There are two holes on the front of the device; one for cleaning out the remains of your population pudding and a second one for the tiny bullet vibrator that comes with the toy.

For the record, the vibrator takes two AA batteries (none come with the toy) so stock up if you like the buzzing feel of a vibrator the size of a thumbnail nearby. It was a multi-speed device for those who care; not listed as waterproof but it sure seemed water resistant given a dropped drink on the counter were it was stashed one day. For the size, it was a strong vibrator and it lasted a long time; the same batteries outlasting me this past month by a long shot. There was also a small plunger full of talcum power for maintaining the toy but a lack of lube in the package was another drawback.

The cover of the awesome box was plastered with great pictures of Roxy looking hot and the text on one side said it like this: “She's half English and half Thai. She's Roxy Jezel.... Not only is Roxy one of the hottest girls in porn, but she also has one of the hottest pussies on the planet. It's Doc Johnson's exclusive UR3 Roxy Jezel Doggie Style Ass & Pussy. Made with the world's most realistic skin, Roxy in UR3... get up in that!” Before you get too excited though, the material did not feel like Roxy and if anything, it struck me as slightly smaller than the cutie but that could be the porn equivalent of making the cock look bigger so enjoy the ego trip it might provide in that case.

The feel of the vaginal passage of the toy was a bit loose, too loose unless a guy is good sized and/or fully erect. Exactly how the toy is supposed to be deployed is left up to the consumer but it seemed to work best when propped up on a pillow. The anal passage was tighter but still looser than I am used to on such toys; I’d make a funny about Roxy’s well used ass but in reality it should have been smaller than it was. Still, the friction from either one sufficed to mimic the relative experience of the penetrative fun you can have. Was it worth the price of this type of toy? That would depend on how much pocket change you have to toss away. It was worth checking out and for some laughs; you could do far worse so I’m rating it as Recommended.