OK, so this review is for the Ohhh G! personal g-spot and clitoral stimulator. It’s supposed to reach your g spot and your clit at the same time.

Right.

Not only did it not reach both simultaneously, it didn’t even reach one of them. Ever. In any position.

This was clearly designed by a man who'd never
located a clitoris or g-spot, because COME ON!

Sigh.

Doc Johnson is clearly a man. A man with no ideas about female anatomy.

I did appreciate the fact that this thing does get up high enough to give a pretty good buzz. It’s also adjustable – just hold down the plus or minus button to rev it up to whatever speed you’d like, but that's where the good parts end.

Unfortunately for me, I prefer jackhammer, and this one isn’t quite up to that task. But it was stronger than I’d anticipated, so for most of you mere mortals out there, this could work… if you don’t use it as intended, which you can't physically do anyway.

Sticking the, uh, g spot stimulator anywhere isn’t going to help you out, so I’d suggest avoiding that particular feature. Just sort of hold it against your clit and you might be good to go. It’s small and will travel well, although there’s really no doubt it’s a sex toy. All it can really be used for is in place of a regular vibrator, and if you're going that route there are far better toys up to the task.

Final grade: F

Stupid piece of crap! Honestly, wtf?