Need a super fun wedding gift? This is totally better than an Instant Pot!

Okay, so Instant Pots are actually awesome. But let Aunt Edith buy that. From you, hip, cool, and fun Fleshbot reader, the happy couple needs this deluxe sex toy gift for some super fun in the bedroom. It’s a total fucking toxic myth that toys are only needed when things aren’t good between the couple-- they are a delightful enhancement to existing fun! If you’re jealous of a dildo or vibe, then level up your dick skills, for real. Anyway, this kit runs about $215 but it has some really awesome stuff. The Kiiroo Titan & Cliona’s Couples Interactive Kit comes with the Titan stroker and the Cliona clit vibrator.

The Titan is a high quality USB rechargeable stroker (cable included) outfitted with a whopping nine bullet vibes inside of the soft, realistic masturbation sleeve material. Physically, it’s a black hard plastic cylinder with the stroker inside also being black, and it’s not labia-shaped so sitting by itself it kind of looks like some kind of non-descript electronic item like a smart speaker, if you don’t look at it up close. It comes open like a clamshell to remove the entire stroker part for cleaning. It has an assortment of modes: Targeted, Targeted Power, Auto, Blow, Pulse, and Endurance which activate the vibes in different patterns according to user preference. The space-age finger dots on the side can let you control the patterns of vibration by tapping it manually to make a pattern that works for you. What’s super cool is that the Titan can be just used on its own, connected through the FeelConnect app (free on the app store of your choice) to a local or remote partner to control it with a built-in video and text chat program, or connected to a large library of porn content featuring some of your favorite stars for a truly interactive experience. There’s over 4000 videos on a range of content platforms.

The Cliona is a curvy clit-hugging cordless rechargeable vibe (cable included) that has a super intense but pretty quiet motor. I've seen it in pink and black. The promotional images for this article show the pink and I received a pink sample, but our store seems to show it coming with the only option as black. Either way, it's a fun toy! It can be used in a remote way through the FeelConnect app which I tried with a long distance partner and it was a blast. The main issue I found with the Cliona and this is likely an issue with most insertable toys that use Bluetooth is that for larger bodies, is that the Bluetooth connection between the toy and the wearer’s device is not going to be strong enough for full insertion. This is true for myself, who has significant labia and thigh real estate (what a band name!) for sure, but keeping it where the receiver (which is in the large silver oval) can pick up the signal was manageable during the remote sexy video call experience. I just wouldn’t be able to, say, sit at a movie or restaurant with it and have someone control it, which I was able to do with the Lumen when my wife and I tested that on her. She has a pretty prominent badonk and is probably at the upper end of the type of body this will work with, but also the receiver part rests outside the butt cheeks for the Lumen whereas the closing my thighs over the Cliona’s receiver kills the signal. Thunder thighs, y’all. But I’m perfectly capable of manually turning it on and using it as just a garden variety vibe, and I enjoyed that. I’m a Magic Wand person on the rare occasions that I like a vibe, but Cliona’s got me rethinking that.

This kit is largely designed for one person with a clit and one person with a penis. As I’ve suggested, strokers can be fun for folks with large clits or transmasculine and nonbinary folks who want to feel the sensation of penetrating a pussy. Additionally, clit vibes like Cliona can be used to stimulate other sensitive bits, but please don’t put the Cliona in your butt due to no flanged base. There’s oodles of fun toys for all combos of genitals in our store if this won’t work for your purposes.

This makes a fun gift for a couple’s shower, wedding or anniversary, or for you and your partner. Make a gift basket with some water-based lube, some wine and/or weed and some snacks for the inevitable post-sex munchies and you’re good to go. They’re not going to return this to the store for a gift card or have it end up gathering dust unopened in the basement----BTW anyone want the juicer I got for my wedding in 2012?

It’s sold out on Kiiroo’s website, but we’ve still got ‘em! Click here to buy the Kiiroo Titan & Cliona Interactive Kit from the Fleshbot store. Shipping is free!