SO SIMPLE SO EFFECTIVE

A rubber device to slide onto my dick? I'm sold already. It's designed, so that it wraps around by cock like a tight-fisted blue glove? Who are these ad wizards? Plus, it comes from the design of Devin Lane?

You people sold me on this shit already. Thirty minutes after breaking it out of the box, I was obsessed with the device. All the best adult toys work as a simple creation that allows for slipping and sliding out of its carnal crevices. Throw on some lotion and lube, then you've got an excuse to avoid human contact for a week.

THE BARE NECESSITIES

I don't know what's needed for most adult toy enthusiasts. Some buy Real Dolls, some buy elaborate devices to blow and others never graduate past the Fleshlight. Does that invalidate the Fleshlight or the Little Succulent Blossom? Absolutely not. It just says there are viable and cheaper options out there for your pleasure.

Wet a rubber hole, insert cock and go town. I don't need a spacey rubber face looking back at me, while I plow it.
I just need something that's fun and doesn't get in the way. Like a woman who knows that cuddling is for closers.

THE CLEAN-UP

So, you're plowing the device and ka-boosh. You've blown your load. The bitch of it is that the fluid gets caught towards the tip of the device. So, you've got some shit leaking out on the floor. But, you've also got a lot of fluid stuck in side of the device. I find that if you pry one of the openings with a Q-Tip and then drain out the remainder into a waste basket, you're gold.

But, there's also the chance that deposits will solidify inside of the device. That's going to require some heavy washing. You can't just throw it in a washing machine, so you're going to hand-wash with some irritant-free detergent. They sell this stuff at the grocery, so it's not that big of a deal. Of course, you can avoid most of this mess with a degree of control.

THE RESULTS

Outside of the careful clean-up, I would recommend this toy. Too many creators try their best to make giant difficult toys that require a lot of attention. That's not necessary if the bare essentials cover all bases. Keep it simple, stupid.