Ultimate Rechargeable Douche - I'm sure you're thinking you've never seen those words together to describe anal cavity douching, right? Guess what? Now you have.

With the nifty, new CalExotics Ultimate Rechargeable Auto Douche, you can safely rinse out your inner rectum to get a nice, clean butt for anal ins and outs. The stiff and slender silicone probe has four pinpoint-sized jets around the tip with a stronger one in the center.

The gizmo is perfect for when you don't want to squeeze bulbs to get the fluid out because the automatic pump will do it for you. The jets provide one way water squirting to clean in, out, and in between. The pump works at any angle which makes solo use a breeze between the knees.

Simply fill up the clear, plastic bulb with warm water (or whatever you want to put it in), screw it back together, slide it in your hiney (does anyone ever call it that anymore?!), hit the flush button (on the black, silicone part! Not the toilet!), and away your troubles go down the drain (yes, you've probably heard that earworm before).

The Ultimate Rechargeable Douche works at any angle, which is good to know when using it. There's only one tricky thing about it and I'll share it with you here because I want you to know what you're putting up your butt. Here goes:

The nozzle is stiff and doesn't bend which may be a little uncomfortable considering that our rectums are curved and bend towards our sacrum, aka tailbone, then kind of curves up. I think it's best to be aware of this, especially when using it solo since you'll be sticking it up your own ass. Also, make sure you can feel around for that flushed button to turn it on and to change through one of the three flow speeds. When you're twisted around in the shower and your eyes aren't near your asshole, could be a little tricky.

But then again, when someone else's eyes are near your asshole, then that's another story. But make sure they aren't going to get brown showers in the face or eyes, too. That could be really shitty ;)

So try something different when clearing out the pipes! Get your CalExotics Ultimate Rechargeable Auto Douche!