Three Cheers for Satan, Part: 1

There are a few people out there who say that every awards show and ceremony is designed only to be different than the other guy. To one-up whoever is the competition. I certainly hope such things are not true in the XXX world of entertainment but all guessing and hoping aside, what a person must do is give attentiveness where it is due. Fitting that this film is about the devil considering that last statement and even more fitting is that this scene is one of the only group scenes that is nominated by almost every single major company on the market for being award-worthy. Jane Wilde, Kira Noir and the future herself, Kenzie Reeves. You could build an empire of smut with those three XXX vixens alone and when you add the multi-award-winning Aaron, I call him Double A, most know him as Small Hands, you get something that may steal the show in the City of Angels and the Metropolis of Immorality come the end of January. Joanna Angel has created another comedic wonder, that makes the dark side something that feels more like a warm hot tub with strippers than a bubbling cauldron. As we begin the push towards trophy time, let’s begin with something that looks to once again steal the show in every way possible with 3 Cheers for Satan.

Scene Duration: 33 Minutes and 32 Seconds

Director: Joanna Angel @JoannaAngel

Studio: Burning Angel

Release Date: November 19^th, 2019

eXXXtras: Oh, what helps to take this scene to XCritic Pick is the fact that there is a story all to its own with these stills. The models look so lovely and the lighting and make-up are perfection. This is cooler than cool. Even if you are on the Adult Time website, you get a great number of five-star shots and what porn collector does not love that. It means no matter how you spent your money, you win.

Don Juan’s Phlya: Feature, Group-Sex, Orgy, No Condoms, Comedy, 5-Star Acting, Ass-Licking, 5-Star Oral, Face Sitting, 5-Star Dirty Talk,

Three Cheers for Satan, Part: 1

Starring: Small Hands @thesmallhands_ Kenzie Reeves @KenzieReevesxxx Kira Noir @thekiranoir and Jane Wilde @janewildexxx

The Reveal:“I’m not going to bust you for smoking, I just materialized out of a cloud of smoke.” If Johnny Depp played the devil, he still would not look as good as this guy. The brilliant comedy will have you chuckling from second one and witnessing Kenzie Reeves as the goth cheerleader looking to sell her soul is a true look at the arsenal of characters this rising star has in her repertoire. This is one of the funniest fucking openings to a flick I have seen within any adult film, fuck that, within any film created to entertain the masses. Jane and Kira are not the most poised of pornographic thespians, but Small Hands steals the show and gives the devil his due with his acting range. This is one of the most magnificent, jaw-dropping acting performances of his career. Kenzie and Aaron create this brilliant type of dialogue slap-stick that has the most wonderful one-liners, followed up by some amazing visuals, some trance style techno and editing that is so wonderful you will be pinned to the sofa not even thinking about the sexual encounter still to come. This is what an adult film always should be. “Cumming on your faces is part of the eternal beauty package.” Something only a true artist can write. I am telling you; your pants will be charmed right off after this intro and good thing too because these are four of the sultriest performers on planet earth. Five fucking stars, best acting of 2019 dear readers!
 

The Encounter:

How the fuck do you go from a zinger to Kira Noir and Jane Wilde tongue lashing one another. Your head is going to be buzzing with emotion and thought, I guaran-fucking-tee! The action starts in a blaze and it never dies down. There is amazing oral, ass licking, the most stunning curves, boobs, hard cocks, and hard nipples but this is not chaos. Everything is that perfect temperature of nasty. Where to you keep your eyes balls pasted to? The hard-hitting action from behind? Or the five-star pussy licking with Kira and Jane stealing the show on this side of the sultry presentation. Kira and Jane have the ability to grab a fan's attention and it has nothing to do with their amazing auditory brilliance or their perfect ten bodies. Well, that is part of it, but they make a sexual encounter come to life. They are savage animals always looking to consume the flesh and fans are treated to almost twenty-five straight minutes of carnivorous decadence. The intensity just keeps on going, seeing the little things like wet assholes, smeared eyeliner on the other ladies’ inner thighs and the buildup of sweat, sweat, and more sweat is something exciting. There is so much in this scene for everyone. I mean how often do you see a scene where lesbian lover and hardcore boy/girl fan will not only be satisfied, they will be talking about this scene for eons. Acrobatics, fun-filled positions that I think only these three superstars could pull off. The way that this scene turns a threesome into this smorgasbord of attraction makes it worthy of every single nomination that it received. Kira Noir is a machine and it is not just that hardened body. She takes the nastiness to another level always. When you see this end climax, which is so spectacular, you will be panting as heavy as all three performers and unable to move due to such a wild ride. When you see how profusely Kenzie is sweating, you will see why I call her the future. She is in a category all her own due to the fact no one knows which Kenzie is the real Kenzie if any.  She never repeats a character and she always comes up with something sexually explicit to outdo herself from the previous scene. This is truly the best group scene that was shot in 2019, that is all I will say. It has it all and will please everyone.

Sight and Sound:

The camera angles are just what the doctor ordered. Everything is at a distance and you see what is going on always with each superstar performer. Before we get ahead of ourselves. Awards are due for the set, the wardrobe, the make-up, and the lighting and sound. Everything is blended so well. Nothing is duplicated. In most instances in an adult film, you will find something that is duplicated from another, especially when it comes to music and score, not here. This is original and bloody brilliant. The editing is five-star and the additional production it gives to this scene is fucking priceless! The fact that this film set is still shown to be dark and delightful when the camera pans up to see Jane Wilde nine feet in the air it seems and there are still these cool purple lights says that these people love what they do. I got lost in this scene and this film and so much is thanks to a wonderful staff of badasses that do the nitty-gritty.

Don Juan’s Bottom Line:

In most group scenes there is always utter chaos. You see the camera crew struggles to keep up with the action. The sound is almost always here and there but this film and this scene show what can be done with thought, care, and professionalism. The acting and comedy tickle your funny bone and steal your heart then the three heartthrobs break it into a million pieces with their sultry sexual performances. Everything in this scene is perfection. It sets the bar high for the rest of the film which gives it a little justice but never fully matches what this scene creates. This an XCritic Pick all the way and I can not reveal how I voted in this category but what I will say is that this scene lives up to the hype and every accolade. This is Small Hands at his best and Joanna Angel showing you that she is still one of the best in the business. This scene is offered in high definition on the website and I recommend seeing it the way it was meant to be seen. These performers are perfection and they put on a show that will never be forgotten. I mean holy fucking shit; we see Jane Wilde grab a chair and mount Small Hand’s face. I do not give a shit how much you try; you are not forgetting that beauty. Which brings me to monster selling point number twenty, Jane Wilde. I have said this before, she is the modern age Debi Diamond. A force of nature that gets stronger every single year. Since her start, she has raced on the Autobahn going one-fifty and she shows no sign of ever slowing down. I don’t think the day and age will ever be over to see over the top, amazing sexual adventures like this. This is what made porn great and this is something fans will always clamor for. This scene is perfection and it receives an XCritic Pick, our highest honor all the way. I truly see this scene collecting a lot more hardware for a lot more people as we enter the month of love. Aaron, he steals the show in the beginning and then the ladies muscle it back from him with some of the greatest kink, seduction, and sexiness every caught with a camera.